Your age:

Your age:
Number of women you've fucked:

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any answer above 0 is a lie

How feminine do their penises have to be to count?

16
1

31

around 100

23 years old
7 women
3 year long term relationship since number 7

30
4
still fucking the 4th for 9 years now

/thread

46

20

17

I'm 25 tho

Just turned 20
6
6th is my current banging partner

>18 years, 4 months, 17 days, 9 hours, 43 minutes
>3.1415

Inb4 ban

60
0

36

around 60 (half hookers)

32

~ 25-30

26
Sixty something?

> pic is me
> hard to believe, right? Lol

>I am as old as the dawn of time itself
>I have slain planets of creatures based on nothing else save my capricious whims
>I have inseminated many a virgin oracle with my mind-spawn made flesh

>60 year old wizard

In the immortal words on Kanye West, no one man should have SO MUCH POWER

indeed, must have gone whale hunting

>hard to believe, right?

not if you fucked sixty ham-beasts

What do you do with the girls once you have raped them?

18
0
At least I'm telling the truth

48 yo

108 (95% in my teens)

J'ai 21 ans
et I've fucked about 14 girls,
about 9 of them i regret,
3 were okay,
2 were amazing.

All pretty much white trash

underaged b&

20
20

19
21 or 22

>108
>still notching your bed-post after #10

faggot

19
0

In my defense I'm in a long distance relationship, give it a couple years.

23. 12. Am lesbian.

17yo
0

Fetus

>in a relationship
>fuck count is still 0

you're doing it wrong

hahahahaahah

kek

>
merci puceau

18
1

>21
>pussy
>6
>all gotten this year
>given up at least 20 due to lack of confidence

lmao my dick is 6 inches and i look at it like its 2, set me off sex. too much porn. Made 3 of them cum just during cuddles.

27
0

You're probably not wrong, but I never really thought about it twice.

I hope the pic is unrelated

anyway: 45 / 2 + some hookers

my lif is good anyway (hard to believe, even for myself when I look at the figures)

>soon 36
>200+, stopped counting ages ago

Doesn't matter tho since got married and had kids, sorta killed the ongoing fuckfest and sex in general. I jerk off more now days that I get laid.

15yo
3 Girls yet because they can only come over when i'm home alone, girls love lightskin niggers

36 and 0

you don't belong here cunt

roll

31
1

28

12
Half were mistakes, I'll tell you what. But any port in a storm my friends, as long as they are clean .

>Sixty something?
I imagine that that translates to 2 whales and countless hookers

9/10 gay narcissist. you don't look all that bad, just a shit photo. would fuck. I do modelling also. Don't undersell yourself.

B& AF
&

A
F

>merci puceau?

pourquoi puceau? je ne parle pas de bons français, je suis amerifat, mais je suis étudier

age: 32
No. fucked: 0

>23
>1

Our relationship is really going good, somehow I'm scared of the thought that she'll be the only one I'll ever have

...

30. Close to 40 probably. But I have been in a monogamous relationship for the past 5 years.

24 y/o
70+
Ive been with many types of women.
Teens to milf.
Fat to thin
Ugly to hot
Black to yellow.
Only had chlamydia twice.

You look exactly like my brother, Chadwick. Just with different glasses

18
approximately 2167.43

>26
>9
>dated 3 of them

dont back out for that reason alone. remember when she was new? and it was exciting and mysterious? you're gonna wanna leave for more of that, but once youre over that with the next girl, it gets boring again and then you just feel like shit

im talking from prior experience, i dumped a girl when i was 18 and she WAS really nice to me lol but i didnt want only her pussy, so i fucked around and it was boring and then i felt bad. fuck her tho

Kek get you're getting b& nigger

20
4
Never a proper relationship though

18
5

oldfag reporting in.
50 and 8
married the 6th one. 7 and 8 were gifts from the wife.

24
0

14
1337
u can call me king of Sup Forums

>34
>39 chicks

41 I've had 24 women & 5 men

15
∞

If she's letting you fuck other bitches, she's sucking other cocks

what a cuckold

If he is not supposed to be here internet wouldn't let him

At least I'm telling the truth

Virgins detected

21
17

21
1
She's now my wife and I have a kid with her
Probably getting divorced
Just staying together for the kid now, really

you're definitely one of those people who have some kind of underlying mental illness that gives you an overwhelming need to lie about everything

3.14

49:49

How many years did you live together before marriage?

virginfag detected

32
0

40
1

20, 5

30yo 39 girls

Double dubs in a row
>telling the truth

Just one year
We also got married after she got pregnant, probably wouldn't have married if it weren't for that.

kek.

That coming from a obious virgin amuses me deeply.

PS: Just because you get accational handjobs from your mom doesn't mean that you have hitted the jackpot, you greasy fuck.

T. anotherfag

28

~30

paid like half of them.

couldn't care less.

I'm cool with that,
we are swingers.

Well gee no shit faggot
>also checked

31/4

23
around 4 or 6 not really sure

28
~16

All but one in the past year

>we are swingers

no cuck propoganda permitted. manlet.

>thinks oldfag has anything to do with age

true newfag

30
25

Fake and gay.