Commander on deck, give me your report Sup Forums

Commander on deck, give me your report Sup Forums.

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eat a bag of dicks, sir.

can't report, stuck in sickbay

malfunction in the holodeck running a routine that involves emily blunt stepping on my balls

this is Pegasus actual

IT'S TOO BAD SHE WON'T LIVE, SIR.

>Hey Starbuck did i ever tell you about my mob lawyer dad and my gay assassin uncle? they were friend with the guy who invented the Cylons, his daughter became a cylon too, no joke!

"Sir, Starbuck has decided to fuck the whole crew again"

its even worse, cylons were actually invented by a 12 year old girl

jesus caprica was fucking shit

YOU CAN'T RAPE A MACHINE

*Ellen

>jesus caprica was fucking shit

not liking gay space mafia and robot morman cult people

The plan is that they have no plan and god did it, sir!

Dr Baltar, I'm CAP.

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"Commander I've realized all the toasters are outdated CGI and therefore not real. If we just ignore them we'll be fine"

IT'S IN THE FRAKKEN WALLS!!!!

threadly reminder gaius baltar did nothing wrong

>cause the genocide of the human race
>give a nuclear weapon to a cylon, who then used it to kill thousands of people

yeah alright

did you not hear Apollos dope ass speech in season 3 trial?

he swayed me

if being the most selfish character in the history of television isn't wrong, then sure

hot dog was a really bad character

So beautiful.

BUT THEN AGAIN WHO DOES?