OK guys I need your help

OK guys I need your help.
So I've since very recently been a kissless virgin, but now I've actually got a cutie pie going for me. The thing though is that every time we have an emotional connection (hugs, kisses, holding hands etc) I get a semi/boner and it's decently sized to I think it could pretty easily be visible. So how do I get this shit to go away? I think it might be because I've watched too much porn and it's fucked with my head.

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Why are you ashamed of your boner?

OP just stop watching porn and get that dick inside her already. If it's been more than a couple of months just slap her with your wet dick.

Tuck dick into top part of underwear. Boner hiding technique

Also what this guy said. If you really don't want people seeing your dick simple wear fucking shorts underneath your pants helps me out when I get a boner.

dude if she will kiss you she will fuck you

I love SG1!

I'm not ashamed it's just we haven't had sex yet and I don't want to scare her away. Also what I've realised is that I've overlooked love, something that doesn't exist in my family. We never share feelings, so this is huge for me. Not just sex.

pff, relax man, let your boner free.

Ah I'm gonna have to try that out, thanks for the tip man.

I realise i sound like a fag in this post but it's true.

OP, are you underage? Is she? Boners aren't scary to chicks who aren't 14.

In an early episode of the show, Teal'c is heard to say that two SG teams were "galaxies" away from each other.

Does it make me a nerd that I wish they would have written a correction by Sam into the script?

Have the same issue, told the chick I just have it and she thought it was cute and now she automatically grabs it when we kiss #profit

Yeah, that shit makes you an ultra nerd

I wonder if Teal'c ever got a boner from fighting?

From experience...
1. Girls like when they turn you on. Don't hide it.
2. If you HAVE to hide it, do the underwear band tuck

No were both around 20

Thought so... oh well. At least my gf doesn't run from my boner

If ur dicks that big let everyone see it. Ull get fucked by every girl at ur school

I apologize, I didn't mean to imply that OPs girl runs from his

Then wear jeans. It's only noticeable that you have a boner if she's checking you having a boner (=profit), doesn't "tent up" like soft textile pants. Just let it happen.

This is a win

Watching right now on amazon prime

OP you will be okay if she really likes you she will agree to do you but make sure she knows you don't just want to bone her (assuming you want something of a future together)

Kek used to do this in secondary school so much

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Compression shorts.

But from my experience most girls either don't give a fuck or think it hot. If you're with someone who doesn't at least understand that boners just happen, you're with an inconsiderate person.

Dude I'm wearing jeans and it's pretty damn visible

Underage b& incoming
Only 14 year olds can't control their dick.

use a boner-hiding apparatus

it's a tampon tucked into your ass with a string tied to your dick

Virgin detected

Still a kissless virgin loser who settled. Holding hands? Are you 12?

Do get rid of a boner stick it in a woman then pull it most of the way out and stick it back in. Once you ejaculate the boner should go away. If you get another boner after your premature ejaculation, it is her lucky days and she doesn't need to be as disappointed in you.

If they tent stop buying shitty jeans that have a fat flap on the front. Jeans need to be tight enough and contoured. You're supposed to get a penis shaped bulge, not a tipi

Well if you're not in public then don't worry about it, she really won't mind unless you are weird about it when she brings it up.

If in public, waistband works fine. She won't freak out and run off even if she sees lIke the tip or something.

best advise here. Because he is right.

the soluition is easy. listen to decartes and just give her the d already. nothing to be ashamed about.

I watch for free on a site

Mostly girls respond to body language so just let your boner do the talking and listening