Ask a firefighter everything!

Ask a firefighter everything!
>off shift and bored

Whats your job?

are you a firefighter?

how many women you saved have sucked your dick?

Natsu wtf r u doin fighting fire.

You should be burning shit

have you ever had to carry the dead body of someone in a burning building?

Did you get into it for the cunt or are you gay?

can you proof that fire is real ? for me it looks like jews made this up to fuck my house up with water and than I have to pay for that

firefighter as I said
yes
none, I am in a stable realtionship
not of a building, but have to extract some of vehicles

are you employed by the government or a private equity firm?

can i suck your cock

its basicly energy

>stable realtionship
faggot

I am employed by the city where I work

Why are you so revered in America, when literally any other emergency services does more than you do, literally 90‰ of the time you just stand there holding a hose

I am not in America

I've read that a lot of firefighters lose the taste for bacon after awhile because it's what burning people smell like. Confirm/deny?

I don't hate you then, maybe you are a decent bloke after all

a little, but yeah I don't eat bacon:D

have you ever taken a photo for those "sexy fireman" calendars??

I get paid well, I am going to be a Bataillon Chief soon. I studied chemistry before, you need a university degree to get into leading positions

no

What's the worst mess you've ever had to clean up?

Are you a jew or a muzzie?

junkie killed himself with drugs, while his childen where in his apartment

atheist, I have seen so many shit that i lost my belives

more jew lies. i see your nose behind this picture, sheeny.

Good for you. Hope all goes well

Questionable why ya on b in ya spare time tho

I am german, the most not jewish creature on this planed

Got any pics of crispies?

So how exactly does it work?

Do you stay at home and drive to the station if you're needed, or do you literally sleep at the firestation?

>nice dubs
Well I don't dont know, I was always here, a way before I started working

>nice dubs
well as a carrer firefighter we've got 24h shifts where we stay at the station and train, repair things and do some paperstuff, and bascily wating for emergency calls

nope

How big of a town do you cover

about 200k, we've got 2 stations occupied 24/7 and about 5 volunteer stations

I live in Fort McMurray. This pic was taken during the evacuation. I understand you probably didn't help recover my city. But I just want to thank you. Very very much for everything you do.

You've never seen one that's just so fucked up that you thought you'd take a pic to capture for posterity? Have you ever known any of the crispies in the times before they became crispy?

What apparatus do you operate?
Where did you take your 1001's?
Why are you on Sup Forums?

Here's a good one: what's your view on integrated services?

Quit stealing all the food hero

wow, nice words thanks

no, we arent allowed to take pictures, just the press does

Why are you fighting fire instead of extinguishing it?

So you have been tempted?

Volunteer or paid?

How often do you guys do live burns, and are they real burns, or just bullshit propane sims?

What kind of drills do you guys do that everybody agrees on as 'beneficial' and not just doing some bullshit just to come off as you do something.

More pertaining to volunteer service, how do you deal with the wannabe wackers (aka the ones that wont even respond to calls, but act like a salty dog)

>apparatus: scba: dräger and the others mostly holmatro and firetrucks Mercedes and MAN
>we don't have the 1001 system in germany

no

>paid but i was in volunteer before
>what do you mean by live burns? like actives or working fires? or injuries?
>well i think they doesnt stay so long, and leave the department

feline fetcher

live burn drills, like going to an academy and using their burn building and using straw and shit to burn, and the like.

once a year

what is your experience of the average EMT?

Have you ever had a call to the address of someone you know and really hoped that they were in there?

Does the fire ever fight back at you ?