Why is nobody talking about this shit?
i never thought i would get this aroused by aunt May
Why is nobody talking about this shit?
Kayden Richardson
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Kevin Rodriguez
They might as well have made Aunt May his single mom really
Austin Perry
Marisa is my favourite milf.
Kate Beckinsale, Mary-Louise Parker, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Sofia Vegara and Salma Hayek also up there.
Daniel Garcia
because she's hot.
Also: it never made much sense to me why a teenager would have an aunt the age of a grandma. This is CapeKino at its best.
Henry Johnson
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Brayden Torres
>Peter constantly sneaking around because he doesn't want Aunt May to walk in on him as Spider-Man
>Aunt May constantly sneaking around because she doesn't want Peter to walk in on her as a slut
Leave it to Marvel to bring back secret identity shenanigans.
Grayson Walker
I couldn't get over her casting being a pun
MarisaToMay
Jackson Russell
Holy fucking shit she's 51
How old was aunt May?
Jaxson Gomez
>51
No thank you.
Matthew Diaz
you don't talk about it. you accept it as a blessing.
Isaiah Miller
Great aunt clearly
Cameron Harris
>51
Yes please
Jackson Smith
mmmmhmmm aunt may....
Cooper Morris
Because who cares
Hunter Hall
>Nigger
Reported
Easton Young
You don't think a 51 year old can be as sexy as a 14 year old?
You make me sick.
Connor Nelson
Varied in ages depending on the continuity. In Ultimates she was probably late 40s, early 50s. In 616 she was always drawn old as shit, but now I think she's in her 60s or 70s? And Pete's been Spidey for 15 years or so, so it puts her in her 50s at the start?
Frankly making her really old never made sense since she was meant to be his dad's older brother's wife, so they shouldn't have been as old as they were initially drawn
Cooper Cruz
I was like...what. Is that supposed to be Aunt May?
Mason Smith
I guess they just wanted somebody who didn't just fade into the background and looked like somebody who would live in Queens, Jew York.
Dylan Phillips
Tbh it was perfect. The movie did not need a wise aunt May who would teach Peter his morals and responsibilities. Peter needed to be naive, and still very underdeveloped as a super hero, so Tony could recruit him and teach him some stuff.
Xavier Richardson
>ywn live alone with aunt Marisa who desperately needs a man of the house
JUST
Liam Perez
...
Juan Robinson
;_;
Joshua Adams
Who the fuck has an aunt in her 80s?
Samuel Sanchez
A guy in his 50s?
Joshua Martin
>Entire audience of men shuffling in their seats
Yeah they knew what they were doing casting her.
Robert Lopez
People masturbated in the cinema?
Brody Sanders
>Marisa tomei
What'd you think?
Michael Baker
As Aunt may said Aunts come in many shapes and forms. While obviously implying in forms that one would want to fuck. I'm surprised they both didn't just bend her over and have there way with her there at the very moment.
Brandon Watson
Marissa Tomei is amazing
Sebastian Brooks
Post her hairy pussy pls
Joshua Reyes
...
David Stewart
She's better looking than Chloe and baldie Sophie, stay mad
Ethan Morales
>W-what's going on?
Michael Lewis
>Aunt Claire in Jurassic world
>Aunt May in CW
Is Hollywood tying to push Nephew and Aunt incest undertones in movies?
Lincoln Barnes
Nope.
Aiden Lee
I'm expecting more incestuous films soon.
Michael Butler
I hope so
Noah Bailey
So what you're saying is that Tony is actually his aunt?
Grayson Green
Why would a 15 years old kid have an aunt who seems to be pushing 80?
Justin Lee
The casting seemed weird to me when it was announced but after watching, it actually felt right. Better than Sally Field imo
Matthew Baker
poor man's Amy Adams
Benjamin Murphy
great aunt?
Lucas Powell
aunt may was always in her 50s
marisa tomei is in her 50s.
I don't see the problem.
John Fisher
Am I the only one that wanted to fuck Sally Fields Aunt May?
>ywn ride the tricycle with Tomei and Bryce Dallas Howard
Jackson Lewis
Tony Stark broke up with his girlfriend, he needs a new romantic interest. Tony Stark will appear in the next spiderman movie, so aunt May needs to be hot so Tony can fuck her, and be a couple.
Easton Murphy
MARISSA TO-MEI?!
Colton Powell
I'll just leave this here
Christopher Turner
>you will never lift up her singlet and suckle on those nips while she makes cucumber sandwiches in the early afternoon
why even live
Isaiah Hall
in Civil War Tony actually mentions several times how hot Peter's aunt is to him.
Lincoln Parker
Seriously. Tomei just oozes sexuality. But the people that are saying its a bad thing need to be castrated. A young Peter having a young Aunt May makes total sense
I can't wait for the masterbation jokes in his solo movie
Juan Morales
WE UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE BLACK ALREADY
Evan Perry
>cucumber sandwiches
Ethan Hill
Stay away from me, pleb!
Dominic Diaz
How was she in Civil War?
Robert Evans
Damnit, I wasn't going to fap tonight
Leo Sanchez
agreed