Fuck your couch, Jerry. FUCK YOUR COUCH!

Fuck your couch, Jerry. FUCK YOUR COUCH!

Buy a new one you rich motherfucker

What did he mean by this?

was george rick james' protege?

jeri get ipad

George really needs some help

JEWNOSES
JEWNOSES

>Hook nose having motherfuckers. They shoulda never gave you kikes money!! you don't know how to appreciate shit. WHAT AM I GONNA DO BOUT MY LEEEGS JERRY SEINFELD

What's the deal... With USB ports? Why is it always the wrong way round? I mean, I get it... But it's always the wrnog way round! What's up with that?

Joke already dated, we have usb3 now

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Why

>Americans wear shoes in the house

>Having carpet

it's retarded right? but i do have one question for you foreigners

when you have parties is it a bunch of people chillin in just their socks or????

what happens is someone has foot odor? do yo pretend it doesn't exist?

so you guys just walk around barefoot stepping in broken glass and sawdust?

>American homes have their floors covered with broken glass and sawdust.

In Europe and other parts of the world, particularly the developed world, many homes actually have their floors covered with a soft, woven fabric called a carpet. This means that, even without shoes, the floor can be walked on safely and comfortably.

yes

This wasn't even moderately amusing, and I get the subject matter.

>carpet
wouldn't it just get all burnt up from spent ammunition when someone starts shooting?

yeah we're hoping to finish the renovations soon sorry about that

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Set up the garage with furniture, pool table, whatever for parties.

kill yourselves

This
Americans aren't as dumb as they seem

Also
>walking without shoes on non-carpeted floors is dangerous and/or uncomfortable

FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA

lmao

its ok man but its abit irresponsible to invite me and the kids over

you know they fall over sometimes right?

seeya later asshole, get your shit together, youre a mess.