My story: married a dumb whore 4 years ago...

My story: married a dumb whore 4 years ago. Found out last few months she's been cheating on my from a friend that has no reason to lie. If I divorce this bitch with no hard evidence, I will surely be paying her alimony and child support in upwards of 45% of my monthly income for almost the rest of my working life. That's close to 50,000/yr for the next 20 years or so.

In a nutshell, a woman can marry a man, in a few years get bored of him and cheat with another dick. The husband is forced to allow that to happen or have to basically pay that same woman a LOT of money if he doesn't want to have other men's dick juice on and in his wife every weekend.

My plead to Sup Forums: please give me an app or something to track who exactly my wife is going to see every other weekend. I need to be able to see where her phone is on GPS or something like this. Short of hiring a private detective, how can I do this on my own? If there was just some fucking app I can get just Allen on her phone to show her location and get it sent to me every weekend, you all could save me hundreds of thousands of dollars possibly millions with assets combined.

Please Sup Forums help a Sup Forumsro out? What the fuck can I use to trap this fucking whore?

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Kill?

Kill her, doggy.

Give the guy a real answer you fuckin fag

I need to do this legally and hopefully within guidelines I can actually use in court. If I can somehow get evidence of a gps loc, then drive there myself and photograph her leaving this guy's or multiple guys places, I can actually use those in divorce court.

Although if I do end up killing her, if Sup Forums gives me an app or an idea on how to find gps locations, I will stream to here in the future. Any idea?

Hire a private detective, gets pics, prove unfaithfulness. Done.

Her dog is my doggo why would I do this?

Record your friend confessing they had a relations together. Get a rape kit which has semen dna examinations to prove it was him when they don't want to fool around during court dates. Find my iPhone can prove they are together (If you ALL have iPhones)

What's your phone service provider? You can enable tracking on phones under your plan without alerting your wife.

Millions you said?

Find my friends is an app you could use to spy

The cheapest one around me is in the thousands of dollars range. She has access to all my online statements. I can't do something like this or she'll just stop doing it for a while wasting money I spend on a dick just prolonging this misery. I will however do this if I can't prove it in time. I just wanted to try here first.

This is my last option and want to keep it there.. Just an option. If I can. Fml. Just kill me now please Sup Forums I beg of you.

Use "glympse" or "phone tracker" on the app store

I have a galaxy she an iPhone. Can I install this and get updates on mine? Is it easy to learn?

>2016
>being in a serious relationship without signing an prenup

You brought this on yourself, you knew the risks going in dumbass, shoulda got your legal restitution.

It hurts me to read this you illiterate nigger

Hmm she usually pays the phone bills. In that she uses my card to keep them in order. I feel she'll get suspicious if I start getting everything mailed to my other property or something so she can't see "gps tracking" or something on the phones. Have you ever had this done? Are they good about this keeping it secretive as to not alarm her in any way?

Um...you do realize that it doesn't matter if you have 100% proof that she's cheating on you, right? You will STILL have to pay child support no matter what.

You are literally screwed, OP.

If she gets house, car, half my earnings, me technically having to pay her defense attorneys, and savings yes it could hit a million easy.

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Thank you user I will try this and above user suggesting the iPhone app above

Calm your tits
This is not the time of thinking to save money, this is the time to win and get rid of the whore save your life man and never ever ever get married again.

No problem buddy. A quick google search gives you a lot of spying apps

Who is your fucking provider OP.
It shouldnt come up on any statement you get, its a feature that can be enabled or not, depending on your carrier.

Yeah, sorry for your poor choice m8, but you're facing the consequences. But don't worry, if you're in the U.S. then your court system does not consistently lean toward the mother in situations like this.
>kek

I will download ty user

you can lie to her and tell her that you're going on a business trip. Stake out your own home or set up cameras. (I would stake it out so I could run it on her whore face when I catch her). There faggot simple as that. If she's such a huge whore you'll catch her banging at your own pad. If it was just one lay though you should wave it aside ( this shit happens in all relationships atleast once fam) however if she's been cucking you for years she will undoubtedly bite the bait in which case you not only catch her but destroy her reputation.

Hire a lawyer, and ask for advice.

Face reality Op, you're fucked if you don't enter with the divorce eventually she will, the best you can do is prepare yourself in order to lose the least money as possible in this process, stop these private detective fantasies it will not to help you (unless your lawyer say that this may help in this case follow his advice).

I do have a prenuptial. However, her father and brother are both lawyers and say they can override it somehow. After reading through it unless i have hard, hardevidence proving one of us is having undiscussed relations with someone else I'm fucked still. I need picture, video, or witness proof of more than just one person. My friend telling me isn't going to go to court on my behalf. She's more her friend than mine.

So withdraw 1k cash and sit on it. If she asks say you used it on some repair (fixing your car works for me). Sit on it for a bit until its out of her mind, then pay the dick in cash to get the pics.

thousands once or multi thousands forever. eiter ur lying, u dumb, or do this.

Mine is Verizon hers is AT&T don't ask how it's like that because I still don't really know. She set up her own account years ago and I switched to Verizon.

Hide some hard drugs in her car. Tip off the police. Divorce and keep everything

Op

Join MGTOW movement. You get plenty of info on youtube from it.

That I can deal with I'm pretty sure I can win joint custody at least. Alimony payments will surely force a bullet in my head.

I can't believe legally anyone has any say over anyone's personal business like this. I mean I could see hundreds maybe 70years ago when women couldn't provide for themselves. But today, there's no reason a man should ever have to pay for a woman after they've married and decided they don't want to be any more.

Why did I ever get married? If you've ever considered marriage, take it from me, DO NOT.

This but also plant a stolen gun

Go to Amazon and search gps locator. For less than $50 you can get a burner cell gps unit to attach to your car.

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This.

You don't have to take it all out at once.

Borrow money from a family member.

Yup. Get the private dick, has pics ready, then hire a lawyer. A good lawyer who specializes in this sort of thing. Not Sam Bernstein. And do whatever the fuck he tells you. Even if you have proof of unfaithfulness, and everything goes great, theres still a good probability that the judge gives her money because lets face it, our divorce system favors women. Especially if kids are involved. Mother will almost always get custody, save for drug abuse or some shit.

Hire private detective. Legal, and no grey areas as long as they don't get too shady.

Alternative, try to find out how she met her new fuckboy. If it was online, catfish her. If she ever leaves facebook open, or on her phone, that's another option. Keylogger can do wonders, and you don't usually have to show how info was obtained in divorce court, as long as it's concrete proof.

I was thinking about this. Our own home though? I don't think she's that much of a disgusting cunt. Do you think it's possible?

>sign over properties to a dear friend
>arrange a new life overseas
>sell properties, give friend a cut
>live in another country

Is your state "no fault ". If so then it doesn't matter who she is fucking. Child support doesn't care about cheating either.

Not green

>did
>not
>read

>fuckin fag

>fuckin

Don't cut yourself on that edge there friendo

Good idea I'll do that Monday. Looks like my check engine light just came on.

That's hardcore. I wonder how many men have actually done that?

Hmmm. What're the chances something like this could actually work and not completely backfire? I could definitely plant something in her car. Idk if I want to send her to jail the rest of her life though. She is very good with our child and don't want to put the kiddo through more than he has to go through.

Go out on a camping trip together. While ther and alone, just confront her about it. If she has a shred of decency she will tell you the truth and that might open the door to some form of reconciliation. She owes you big time now, and things are going to have to change if you're going to stay together. Don't act powerless or spineless and she might not perceive you that way, even if she has the upper hand.

If she lies to you there is no hope and you should just have an accident innawoods.

I can do this OP
I can take pictures and even make the guy confess himself on recording
My services would be the obvious accommodations and expenses to where ever you are
Interested op?
If for real hit me up

Take this option only if you're a pussy, OP

lol. are you retarded op? this is what you do
you find a good looking escort, you bring her home knowingly 10 minutes before your wife arrives home. have your entire fist inside of the escorts anus, throw like 2 old dudes in there too , one jerking off in a chair in the corner and another sucking your scrotum while you fist the escort.. she will leave you. you wont have to leave her, you wont have to pay , win win.

TOPKEK

not gonna help you uncuck yourself nigger .. shoulda have known not to get married .. So either get ready to pay for your little shit and your wife's vacation with her black boyfriend or kill her like a real man. Here's the one chance to redeem yourself and retain some sense of dignity left. Kill her, its your only option cuck.

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Keep us updated

>need to do this legally and hopefully within guidelines I can actually use in court~

>the autism is real

yeah okay OP , go ahead and just ..get away with murder..like it's that fuckin easy..
as if they won't be like why the fuck were you sneaking around conveniently taking pictures that would help you in a murder case

fuckin autist..

Thank you all for the suggestions.

I'm going to buy and try to install a gps tracker in one of the cars on amazon for now.

Anyone actually go through a divorce on here? How long from now until whenever do I have to go until I stop feeling like shit and wanting to kill myself?

Hire a private detective, he can be used as evidence if no laws are broken.
there is your good answer the other one is sell the home, or get lot`s of morgages and go to another state start a new life without telling her.
just leave a letter like the series Dear John I actually enjoyed that show.
This intro can cheer you up
youtube.com/watch?v=ViqOUoTJ2x0

You do realize even if she divorces you herself for no reason she can still get alimony right? There is no winning in this scenario because the moment you get close to proof or have it she will do it herself and fuck you.

If it really bothers you hire a Private Investigator to get you some proof and shit. It may be a bit expensive but it will assure you of getting what you want and it sounds like you make enough money to do such a thing.

Yeah, this is what's fucked up about getting married in the US. Get proof that she's cheating on you, not for court but for her when she finds out that you've been cheating on her (get the hint, chap). Next, when she proceeds to go through divorce proceedings, liquidate any assets and find a way to take a pay cut or step away from your job. The one who makes more money pays the other alimony, everyone assumes this is the guy. I know several ex-husbands getting alimony from the wife.

I was thinking of something like this. I was just going to sell the house and rent an apt. Before the divorce. I'm sure a lot of people thought to do that though. The courts will just find exactly how much everything was worth and split that with ex wife though won't they? How can you sell a house with no paper trail? Even if you were to sell to a friend, it wouldn't matter?

If you pay me 700 dollars plus expenses I would spy on her, only if you`re in the California Area.

THIS - Worthy advice, although as a lawyer let me go a bit further, if your guy suggests you keep tabs on her on your own then fire the dumb get immediately. Why? Becuase while it may be worthwhile to maybe setup something that involves you directly facing her the documentation of the affair should be preferably handled by a third party. I know it's hard to go back to your life acting as if nothing is wrong, the again you can probably in many respects keep your distance from her, and I know money might be tight. Get a loan, ask for help from your parents, whatever you do you're screwed now and messing it up handling this yourself, especially considering the risk you might fuck it up on some emotional outburst, isn't worth it. Start working out to take the edge off, you'll need to be fit as you'll likely be hitting the dating scene soon anyway (and the sooner, the better, just relax and have fun) meanwhile do a full audit of your assets and make sure you've got under your control any valuables. Straighten out outstanding issues NOW. Cover your ass, thses trials can get nasty fast and they might go at you with everything, avoid fighting with her or emotional outbursts, treat this as if every fucking inch was going to be closely examined. Everything she knows can be used against you. And let me be clear on that, even small pecadillos and sincere confessions, EVERYTHING becomes fair game. Count yourself lucky you don't have children...

She's the "beta-est" woman or whatever word you kids use today she can possibly be. I wouldn't be where I am now(minus cheating wife) if I weren't alpha as shit. You can be the alphest male in history and a bitch will still cheat after years of marriage. I'd be lying if I didn't say I haven't thought about it too. I however am a man of my word especially about things pertaining to marriage and giving my word she's always and forever the only one I'll fuck for the rest of my life.

She's a bimbo. Hasn't competed any sort of decent education and can't have a conversation with someone without me holding her hand. In terms of anything other than sucking a dick she's basically useless.

Is the house in your name or both? Chances are it wont matter, real estate would be split. Almost everything else can be liquidated without a paper trail.

Send your resume to [email protected] if you're an actual detective in the new England area.

Hmm kill her and get cucked by every nigger in prison for life also taking it up the coast nightly or not kill her and just divorce. I wonder which?

Your reading comprehension isn't that good is it? I was saying I would like to do this legally as in NOT committing murder.

Why don't you just go talk to a lawyer and discuss it with a pro instead of 4chiz fags?

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Make some excuse up about having to wrk late or on the weekend arrange a babysitter then hide out and follow her. In mean time be nice to her. Try to get evidence of her affair via txts or any social networks. When you follow her record it all of it. If ahe goes to her lovers house or motel room wait awhile till you think they are going at it and knock on the door keep recording and catch her in the act. You'll have enough evidence to get our of your marriage and keep it all and get her to pay child support.

What's different from any other country? Alimony is only a term used in the US or what?

Depending in which state OP is in, proof of infidelity doesnt change divorce outcomes. If OP can build a defense against the morher as a unfit/absentee parent though, thats a different matter.

This idea is good, but if she's so useless like OP has said take her out in a fishing boat instead. Hit deepwater kill her and dump the body. Claim that she didn't know shit and grabbed the line to pull a big fish onboard and it took her under.

you just said it would save you 50k a year, so who cares if its a few grand you fucking jew.

Don't hire a PI without first deciding with your lawyer how you will handle this. He'll probably already have a guy who knows what's needed, do you honestly want to put your life in the hands of captain /btard?

you would obviously take the beta path .. pathetic

Agreed, the determination should be made by a local experienced lawyer however, that's why I'm being adamant that's step no. 1

If you pay her bills, then just take the phone to a shop and ask them to put tracking on it for your daughter. You need to be able to see where it is and if possible, access the photos on there where ever/when ever.

Alternatively, you can hire a detective to take pictures. This may or may not be expensive. Or, you can just "go to work" on a day you know she will cheat on you, and tell your work you need the day off. Take pictures yourself, back them up and send them to multiple places for time stamps, and even mail yourself an envelope but do not open it when it is received. Take her to court and say if she is going to cheat, you want half of whatever she may have and custody of the kids. If you don't want custody, say you want the kids on the weekends so you can maintain a job, but you won't pay her for anything because of her unloyalties.

Otherwise, if you are in CA where your marriage is recognized, you're fucked. Don't live in CA. Don't visit CA. Don't buy from CA. It is an unconstitutional, feminist, pussification of man of a state.

If you make that much you can afford a PI to follow her around awhile.

Thanks user. You've all been really helpful. Wish me luck.

Shit nigger
I'm in LA ca.
I would've done this just for the fuck of it
I don't have a resume I mm just a creepshot expert
I can get you all you need just need those expenses

Good luck op

You're overthinking. You have a kid (s), bitch will need kid for financial reasons (to tap you). Prior to divorce there is presumptive joint custody. Just start spoiling kid(s) and do hire a pi. Pi can legally testify, app cannot, and is actually illegal.

Think carefully, and prepare the battlefield before hostilities begin, and you will win.

Buy a small GPS tracker. You can find them for a wide range of prices. Just attach it underneath the hood or something of her car.

good luck, OP.
fuck her up.

Just buy one of the suicidal faggots on here a gun and get him to shoot her and then himself. Win Win!

Seventeen years after I divorced my wife and got full custody of kid, and spousal support, ex came back and took everything.

Seventeen.years.later.

>cuck

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Sorry OP but you are fucked either way this goes, either play it stealthy with withdraws and put it somewhere or just do something someone else has suggested.

Llega a un acuerdo, en vez de divorciarte, sigan juntos por la cuestión económica, por que a ella tampoco le conviene y a tus hijos menos ver que sus padres están peleados.

El acuerdo es "sigan juntos", pero si querés algo con otra persona, puedes al igual que puede ella.

Mas adelante, cuando la situación amerite, pueder reveer el acuerdo.

sage

Hopefully the wall will keep you faggots out of Sup Forums as well

No soy mexicano.
Por otro lado, si yo hago el esfuerzo en entenderte en inglés ¿por qué un ignorante como usted no puede entender el español o al menos hacer el esfuerzo?

Quedate con el muro, no lo necesito.

Oh i almost forgot, it's summer already.

Secure your assets in a way they can't be seized and then kill her in a not gruesome way, do your 6 years in prison and live on after that.

You missed this one.

Sos un pinche boludo

OP do this.

Hire a private detective. He'll find proof.