Dubs decides

dubs decides

how's about I take you out to a cheap meal with discount store wine and then we have awkward sex in the dark just so we don't have to be crushingly lonely for the night?

reroll

please tell me you're into cucks

Not bad. Rolling for this

rereroll

So the only girl willing to talk to me is a bot?

ye

lets go op

Sent. Now we wait.

Can we meet up?

bumping for based OP

Did she reply yet?

>waiting

"So what are you into? (insert girls dialogue here) Oh I'm into (insert your interests here)"

Also check em

She hasn't. She took an hour to reply to the first message, so this could be a dead end for this thread.
While we wait for Buffy, let's take a stab at Jess. Dubs decides once again.

Reroll on this it might work OP and is well written

My dick fell off

Hey, you wanna go out for some cock at mouth house?

my*
roll

Jess looks like she has a sense of humor. re-rolling

Oh shit

Hi, you're cute. Also, check out I'm posting our conversation there, it's funny.

Your face seems so familiar! The other night i had a dream about a girl with your exact face and me and her went on a date and then at the end i brutally murdered her and cut off her face and wore it as a mask!!