Why is Texas the down syndrome of the US? I can't stand hearing about it anymore seriously, please stop. It is the nigger version of a state. Everyone is mad retarded, it is always hot, the food is cowshit, shopping plazas are miles away, the scenery is garbage, the people there only have sex with their families.
Please nuke Texas and make it a new state!!!!!! This is my only wish.
Canadian here. Was on a trip to Ireland last week taking a tour bus round the sites. We stopped at this huge cliff where Princess Bride and Harry Potter were filmed.
The really obnoxious loud guy om the tour stood on the cliff and screamed, "TEXASSSSS"
Everyone laughed at him until he was red in the face. We all made fun of Trump the whole time too, and he was so visibly angry.
Fuck Texas
>full of retards
>58462° Winters
>eat literal shit
>have to ride a cow 589 miles to buy milk
>dirt and dust exclusively
>rampant incest
You forgot about their indecipherable dialect.
This fag is so anti-Texas he made a fkin thread about it.
Very observant.
I think you meant to say Mississippi.
Kek
>muh teksus h8
>shopping plaza
>plaza
OP is a faggot as usual. Nothing new to see here.
You do realize Arizona is the hottest state in the United States and it can snow here
Close but Texas definitely the shittest tier state there is. Literally broke back mountain uncivilized gun carrying monkeys out there
This fag is so summer he just restated what OP said.
Only reason to ever move to that shit state would be job related. For example, my dad does hardwood flooring for a living and when I was a kid, he wanted to move the family down there because there was more jobs down there for hardwood flooring apperently, then up near Chicago.
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What state are you from?
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LOL has obviously never been to texas
Texas is such a pile if shit. I'd rather die than live in that pile of manure. How does the largest state in a 1st World country be so fucking stupid? You would think they would be the best state since they have so much room to build another fucking city with businesses, schools, parks, shops, and etc. But NOPE they use most of the land on stupidass fucking farming living on pennies a day.
This
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Definitely the worst state in America and I've been to most of em as far as the stereotypical texan is concerned. fun place to visit briefly though. those fatasses have about 30 restaurants every block
>has it own functioning economy
>would be ranked 10 in the world if it was its own country
have you ever been?
they have a lot of six flags parks. roller coasters are pretty fun.
he neglected to mention that everyone's morbidly obese x2 in Texas.
"everything's bigger in Texas"
deep fried butter on a stick? fucking disgusting inbreds
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again your stupidity is showing, its no different than any other state.
>I can't stand hearing about it
>makes a thread about it
Dun goofed op
I've been there you summer faggot incest child. I will never go back. It's like living in the actual Texas Chainsaw Massacre without a massacre.
Exactly, I know Chicago might have its bad parts (mostly the crime) but it's better than moving to Texas. And being a Hispanic and living down there is not the best idea.
>ive nver been so imma just act like its shitty
have fun. sorry your shit tier state has you brainwashed into thinking you matter.
Never been seen only stereo types, met a kid from Texas was having a conversation with someone else on how to smuggle people into the U.S kid comes we start talking about what jobs our parents had he is the first one says we are from Texas my dad is a border patrol agent, we just look at each other it was so ackward I still remember the guys name was Edwin.
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im not the original poster of the reply, I'm saying he forgot to mention everyone in texas, especially houston, is a tub of lard on a gogo scooter
samefag
>hurp hurp never been so im just gonna rage train over a place i dont like because guns.
lol faggot
>Goes on Wiki for Texas
>Trying to troll this hard 1/100
>Good economy = Good state with plenty of fun activities to do.
West texas is shit.
But im a biased 713 fag here so i believe texas is the greatest state simply because of houston and the northern towns (woodlands, spring, conroe, Montgomery, etc.)
Yes go on, please keep making a fool of yourself.
I do like guns you fag, I don't like the open carrying by retards who say "yall" and drink and breathe cow shit.
.shopping plazas are miles away
>plaza
>miles away
what the fuck is a plaza and what is it miles away from? proud Texan reporting in
Live in North Dallas, can confirm, fucking nothing to do except drink and eat. It is so fucking hot and it is becoming California 2: electric boogaloo. Lease I don't have to deal with any rednecks, but fuck me, this place sucks. Once the cali fuckfaces raise my property values high enough, I am out.
Look here man, your talkin about central and eastern texas but west texas is not that bad El Paso is alright
I live in Aus and am monitoring this thread...
OP sounds retarded so I'm interested
>Texas is largest state...
Motherfucker forgot about Alaska
>el paso
>alright
Confirmed retard, that place is a shithole filled with hillbillies and beaners.
Let's make this a texan meetup thread
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Nothing but throwin horseshoes and eating bean shit dip over there
"Oh great here are a bunch of Hispanics, half breeds and skinny white kids"
A bit off topic but apparently Texans have a beef with Oklahoma. Why?
Texasfag here. Sorry you feel that way OP but I wouldn't wanna live anywhere else. We have problems just like every other state but I think we're doing OK.
>California 2: Electric boogaloo
Also from North Dallas but I've never had a shortage of things to do. The art scene is cool, the music scene is pretty cool, Quakecon is hosted here, id software is down the street from my hose, the architecture is cool, the major downsides are the crazy distances you have to travel to attend these events but if you have a decently fuel efficient vehicle its really not a big deal. And I'm not even old enough to drink.
A lot better than the rest of texas
And have ya ever been there?
Look up the Red River Bridge war. Shit is hilarious. Its not real beef and a lot of it is just football.
>/thread
You'd love Texas. It's basically AUS pt. 2. There's guns tho. It sucks just as bad as your godawful country.
That's probably one of the most adult responses I've seen, thanks dude (I don't live in Texas, but have some appreciation)
Panda Express at:
5345 N Garland Ave, Garland, TX 75040
Tomorrow at 3PM
Been to most major places in this hot fuckfactory that is a state. White people don't belong here, it is awful. Houston is dirty as fuck, San Antonio sucks a dick other than the riverwalk area. Austin looks like hipsters and beaners got together to begrudgingly make a city. Dallas is just concrete as far as the eye can see. Everything is fucking dead here, the scenery is awful, it is too hot to go outside and do things.
Texan only meetup, screw off outsiders.
Because republicans are dangerous subhuman retards and Texass is full of them and run by them.
There is a reason why there are no Sup Forums meetups
some of you guys are pretty cool. Dont show up
You forgot all of the fucking bees, and because it's so hot you get fucking bright colored snowcones and drinks and shit AND THEN GUESS FUCKING WHAT? THE BEES BURROW INTO THEM!
Then go in the winter/fall
Not in the summer dipshit
Either school shooters or pedophiles going to be there. Guaranteed.
So basically your "things to do" involve sitting inside, looking at shit other people do or playing vidya, fucking enthralling. I actually like to go outside, walk, swim in real lakes that aren't filled with water moccasins and 100 degrees and so on. The art scene is meh compared to other major cities, Fort Worth has some OK stuff sometimes, but it is a fucking trek and most faggots here don't give a fuck anyway, all they want to do is go to bars and go out to eat. This place fucking sucks dick, if you think it is good, you never lived anywhere nice.
Everyones shitty fucking opinions are really fucking interesting to read.
Can Texas please just take all the shithill Californians moving into Oregon? Just reroute that shit. They've made Portland into San Francisco. You can't get a 1br apartment for less than 2k a month, now. Fuck California.
You are what you eat.
Fuck, I have plans at 3:00. I also don't want to go to Garland.
Too many cattle ranches, fam.
I once came home from staffing a camp with a friend and there was a water moccasin on the porch so I stepped on the head, crushed the head, and then chopped its head off. Step up your game, discount texans.
There are like 2 weeks in spring and 2 weeks in fall that are nice, the rest of the year is either shitty wind chill and everything is dead, but no snow to enjoy or 100+ degrees and want to die and of course everything is still fucking dead. There are no real mountains and "hill country" is a fucking sad joke. This state is trash, go to a real state with actual scenery and you will realize why.
I just laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.
I would rather be living homeless in New Jersey than to live in that shithole
General afternoon it is then.
>Garland
So, are you a beaner or white trash?
All that hate for a bridge next to a Toll bridge. Man. I thought my state was bad.
Well Texas' lakes are nearly all manmade so I don't know why the fuck you'd come here in the first place if you're a wilderness guy but the real point you made earlier is that there's 'nothing to do' which is completely false. Make some friends dude christ
I agree and i live in the fucking state and im black, its garbage here and nothing to do send me money to get me out save a nigger please
Austin here too. West campus
Because we haven't hit 100 degrees yet.....so your dumb. TEXAS THREAD!!!!!!
They can't be all that bad.
>food is cowshit
Vegan detected
Well to.be honest el paso is more of a settling down city more than anything yeah i know there isn't a lot to do but its calm
The cops are fucking terrible here. Corrupt assholes killed a war Veteran in 2011 on video
I don't think there was ever any hate behind it, but I haven't read the wikipedia page in a while. Its funny regardless.
Make sure no liberal shooters are in your big liberal tower.
Dallas time is all the time
Ghost is a hero
Don't act like Oregon is that great. Place is a hipster shit hole.
Literally all the shit you mentioned can be done in any fucking reasonable sized city in the country, shit, you can do it in other continents. Your state/city is interchangeable, so who gives a shit where you live?
I have a buddy that lives down there, interesting place. I wish we could get away with that level of public intoxication in Dallas.
are you watching me?
Maybe you haven't, but we have been 96-102 for the last few weeks once the rain stopped.
You faggots are so prideful and retarded. All of you are dogshit that has been thrown into a volcano. I'd rather be homeless and live in New Jersey than live in that shithole "state"
Fuck, everybody go to the Autism.. I mean Austin
Tower of Flower Power or some shit and start shooting anything that doesn't look like the stars and stripes.
Texas is overrated....most of Texas is a shit hole full of brainwashed Jesus freaks and inbreds with guns.
Meet me down on 6th street and say that shit to me boy. I'll put my boot so far up your ass you'll be shittin' leather for the rest of your life, ya milky licker.
Austin not Australia
Oregon has the greatest women though. Particularly Portland