You really aren't awake yet. You never are until at least your second cup of coffee, and this is only your first. You're having a hard time getting your eyes to focus. But it certainly looks like there's a man in your front yard, crouched down on all fours, gnawing at a leg.
A human leg. Definitely. It's still wearing a sneaker. And a sock.
The man gnawing on the human leg suddenly stops chewing, as though some sound disturbs him. He slowly looks up from his meal. His eyes don't blink, and they seem to be too large for his face. His mouth hangs open. Drool and blood trail down his chin.
You've heard about the outbreak in Millbury, of course. You just hadn't thought it was as serious as the eleven o'clock news made it out. They get hysterical about everything. A couple of inches of snow, and it's THE SNOWPOCALYPSE. You can't really be blamed for putting their ZOMBIEPOCALYPSE warnings in the same category. Boy who cried wolf, right?
But it seems the newscasters were at least a little right, because there's a zombie chowing down on a human leg in your front yard.
Shit.
Charles Martin
Cont...
And just then you catch a glimpse of movement out of the corner of your eye, and a herd of at least twenty more zombies comes staggering around the bend in the road. They are covering ground pretty steadily. Faster than you would have thought.
The zombie with the leg sees them coming. He rises from his crouch, teeth bared, leg in hand. Some of the zombie herd move towards him. (Herd? Is that the right word? Maybe a flock? A decomposition of zombies? An infestation, perhaps? Anyway.…) They start a messy tug of war with the leg, mostly using teeth.
Others look around for different prey. One goes for a squirrel. Some seem to be eyeing your front windows, though you're standing far enough back that you don't think they can actually see you.
Still, this is really not good. Your house is on one floor, and the news footage made it pretty clear that zombies can break through glass with no trouble, zombifying some humans and eating others. And it seems that they've already started doing just that in your neighborhood, because those two zombies there have glass shards sticking out of their faces. And you recognize one of them—that annoying woman who always cuts in line at the coffee shop. She is moving towards your windows. So are about five others.
You obviously can't stay in your house. What are you going to do?
A. Sprint out the back door and into the woods.
B. Slip out the side door and try to sneak past them to my car, while they're all occupied with legs and squirrels and windows.
Cooper Garcia
Do we have to pick from those two options, or can we come up with an alternative answer?
Jack Morgan
You have to choose from the given options.
Adrian Diaz
Option A. In most zombie lore you can't sneak past zombies since they can smell you. Plus, I doubt many people are out camping in the woods.
Christopher Turner
Could they smell in Romeros shit? I dont remember.
Also, A, OP.
Liam Hill
Rolling for B
William Flores
B
Elijah Young
I have no idea what Romeros means or is.
Asher Parker
Where is this taking place, and do we own any weapons?
Christian Mitchell
Seriously? As in George Romero? The godfather of all things zombie
Josiah Howard
A
Grayson Cooper
Nope, sorry. Fill me in though, I'm interested.
Luke Walker
Secret option C, everyone dies
Evan Rivera
A
Jason Wilson
B
William Johnson
Ill take this and use your previous answer.
You slam down your coffee mug. Oddly enough, you don't really feel like you need it any more; your heart is hammering like you've just downed a triple espresso. You shove your feet into your running shoes and bolt for the back door. You snap open the lock, yank the door open, and run like hell across your yard and into the woods.
As you run, you can hear growling and screaming from your front yard and your neighbors' front yards. It decreases doppler-fashion the farther into the trees you get.
We should pause here to get straight a few details about you. First of all, are you male or female?
A. Male
B. Female
Ethan Allen
defs A
Josiah Nelson
A
Thomas Foster
A
Jaxon Flores
A ftw
Alexander Kelly
C. Shemale
Justin Mitchell
Female. Charm can be a powerful tool in the apocalypse. dubsfag here btw.
Asher Myers
Dubs Decides Characters First Name.
(Has to be male)
Josiah Williams
Dickbutt
William Young
Jackson Gelman
Caleb Robinson
Don Keedick
Isaac Ward
I second Dickbutt
Hudson Sanchez
Ben Dover
Luke Anderson
Vladislav
Aiden Clark
Dave Davidson
Kevin Gutierrez
HEIL
Grayson Howard
winrar
Kayden Bennett
nigger bait
Isaac Fisher
Daniel Keem
Matthew Taylor
woah trips
Thomas Hill
those aren't dubs though
also rolling for Sean Stellar
Andrew Gomez
Rolling for character name "OP"
Luke Baker
Now we need to decide what you're good at.
What's your profession? I mean, your profession now appears to be "zombiepocalypse survivor." But what was your profession before the world went to hell?
A.Advertising executive B. Paramedic C.Software engineer D.Plumber
Brandon Gray
d for mario
Evan Murphy
roll
Evan Cox
roller
Daniel Harris
D because plumbers have heavy tools like pipewrenches
Ayden Parker
B
Wyatt Sanchez
B
Asher Roberts
re roll
Josiah Sanders
B
Nolan Gray
d
Logan Perez
B for heals
Xavier Long
d mario
Dylan Foster
B.
Jacob Sullivan
one off
Jeremiah Perez
We are never going to get to anything interesting are we?
Camden Wilson
vladislav the paramedic
Nathan Price
You drive an ambulance and are often the first on the scene of terrible accidents. That severed leg in your yard was not the first you've ever seen. You'd know how to amputate a limb yourself if you had to. More to the point, you know how to do the stuff necessary to avoid amputating limbs. You're very good at CPR, setting broken bones, and stabilizing patients when hospitals are not available. All that time spent driving an ambulance at high speeds with the sirens going has made for some good reflexes, too. And you were able to grab a first-aid kit on your way out the door.
And what do you most like to do in your spare time?
A.Play sports B.Play video games C.Collect stamps D.Woodwork E.Hunting
Austin Ward
E Hunting
Cameron Morris
b cause thats mostly Sup Forums
Benjamin Martin
e
Austin Nelson
Yes. We just have to set the tone.
John White
wtf man are we still running thru the damn woods. C. vlad likes to fucking collect stamps
Sebastian Carter
kek c
Owen Gonzalez
Hunting
Wyatt Young
C
Jonathan Perry
A, vladislav is clearly an Alpha
Cooper Watson
C.
Lucas Kelly
vlad needs his fucking zombie paramedic stamps CCCC
Julian Hughes
roll
Bentley Cooper
roll
Julian Richardson
Stamps pls C
Jaxon Foster
yey i did it
Carson Sullivan
win
Michael Cruz
C, vlad will make a stamp trap for the zombies
Jonathan King
winrar
David Ward
C
Adam James
Right, so you were running into the woods, zombie sounds decreasing Doppler-fashion behind you….
Once you're well into the forest, you stop to listen. You don't hear any rustling or anything, so you walk more slowly.
Soon the pines begin to thin, and you can see glimpses of apple trees on the other side. This must be the outlying edge of Coursers' Farm, though you've never come at it from this direction. When you go to their farmstand, you always go by road. A few steps more, and you can see the farmhouse, some distance away. Beyond that is the long dirt road that leads from the farmstand to the farmhouse, and beyond that (though you can't see it) is a paved road.
Are you going to head for the paved road, or go warn the Coursers?
A. Warn the Coursers, of course! They may need my help.
B. Warn the Coursers, of course! I bet they've got food and guns and useful supplies.
C. Head for the paved road, thanks. I'm not about to risk going into that farmhouse. What if they've already turned?
D. I'm staying right here.
Kevin Gray
b
Andrew Campbell
B
Jose Thomas
D vald may only play with his paramedic stamps alone
