Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Claimed.
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>Rolling for high quality lewds
You first
Claimed.
Claimed
How was the ride?
no u
>roll
>claimed
Good morning and stoof! :3
claimed
Here
That was close lad
Roll
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How was DkS?
howdy! to answer your question i have $74 saved up. it's going to be a long slow climb to the top.
Can't play as Mercy honestly. too boring for me. Gotta go with Lucio. Kek, he's pretty good but yes he's weak also. Although his attacks aren't half bad.
Ah sounds like me. Minus the alcohol. It's just one of those periods I guess, kicking back seems like the one true option.
>Best idol claimed
It'll be worth it though. A lot of things you can't see until you're on top, yes?
Terrible tbh. ,__, Fun game, but literally exhausting emotionally.
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Teemo. Pure. Cancer. Done playing, 2 games of that and I remember why I quit.
Dark Souls one? I cried at the credits.
It was alright I guess.
I got a controller, had some food, and came home.
It just started to pour down rain all of a sudden whilst coming home.
Gave my bike a good wash I guess.
l-le-dw p-please
He was already bad and then they removed Oracle's... Yeah, I get you. :
Honestly, I've never met anyone else with this waifu, so I'm normally good to just let it ride, but I figured since it's show-and-tell today...
Night
Talk to you tomorrow if I dont fall out of bed and break my neck.
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It's a sign
>roll
Being lazy sounds great, but riding on my bike again sounds even better!
For you, beautiful.
Goodnight. Sorry if I seemed aggravated at you earlier.
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Rolling for high quality lewds
Furfag
>rolling for /waifu/ to be /wifau/
>too boring
HERESY. He can dunk people pretty hard with that right click setup. Its just a matter of actually getting the combo off
Dont worry, ill give you chemo treatments
Another close call
>Roll
Only for trips
>Lewdest you'll get for free
It's fine
Here ya go lad. For your troubles
Two plus two is ten... IN BASE FOUR.
I'm fine.
Even with the mode that still has oracles, cancer.
Chemo for Teemo. How's that work?
>last roll
Goodnight waifus, too drunk and tired to keep going~
>wew lad
Gonna sleep too
Can i climb in with you?
Forgot pic
Pulling that 180 I see. Have fun tomorrow mang. Sleep tight.
Supporting the team is great and all but healing/boosting Bastion while I stand behind him while he stands behind Reinhardt gets old. Takes skill and effort.
Hey waifu. What's up?
Goodnight Baguette.
Muh dikk
the sky
:^)
Wot.
Hey there Shizu.
Well you already took the first step which was dont play. Not the other treatments is having you do anything else. Heres your medical bill, your total comes to one bag of bbq chips
I rarely ever had to do that but i could understand. Im usually zooming person to person giving support. Healsgoodman
Nothing much, going to start playing Stick of Truth sometime soon. How about you Shizu?
>just now playing stick of truth
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It was just a prank bro
>Misquoted.
I'm not sure, she doesn't fit my play style or at least my healing style.
Uhg. Thanks.
Hi there.
Just finished playing divinity with my buddy. He went to sleep.
Stick of Truth is pretty fun. Enjoy
You'll get lays brand or nothin on that.
Smooth, Maki.
What's up?
SPOILER
A GUY FARTS ON ANOTHER GUYS NUTS
I want a motowaifu.
Uh, alright.
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I just default to her from my days of medic in hat fortress. Lucio is pretty great though, i just love everyone that isnt symmetra
Lays is the best, im glad we could make a good deal. I tried the dill pickle lays the other day and surprisingly they were REALLY good. I should try more flavors out, maybe more hot chips
ed claimed
Watching youtube. Might start watching twitch fairly soon though. You?
no problem
going to have do stuff today and stayed up all night
life suks
>Kawasaki
Your waifu has good taste in bike.
Eh, I've been attempting to cut back on junk food.... it's not working well.
Also note that it's a dual sport...
Lol. Know that feeling.
Sucks.
Not much, just talking to my friend, trying to decide on something fun to do.
I wanna get an enduro, but fuck me if I want a new one. Been browsing CL for a used one that I could put some work into, but nothing's come up yet.
You know me :^)
Comparison to TF2 again, you were right. Yeah his sound wave ability pretty tight too.
>Hating Symmetra
>Not liking those quick kills from the teleporter
Come now. Although her sentries are bullshit when caught off guard.
Used is best for a bike like that; new ones are too damn expensive. Aussies love DR650s and call them "bush pigs." Not the best bike ever but they're tough as fuck.
Why do you wanna cut back? There is just so much goodness in the world of junk food, its impossible to escape
I just do it a lot since i sunk so much time in and its what i know.
>symmetra is still the worst character in the game to me
The only thing she is useful for is the teleporter and most games you shouldnt even need one
Andrew Hussie.
I just want him to break into my house and stick his broom up my ass.
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Ya, I actually wanna find a broken one and fix it up. Not something the most people would want, but I wanna learn engines, and figured I might as well get a bike out of it, right?
Because it's unhealthy as fuck!
Good morning Chen.
Nice job Sup Forums, where the fuck is my pic.
Sexy. Lusty thighs.
Could always find a bike with a busted motor, find a bike with a busted frame/collision, put the two together and there you go. Or go full retard and do a displacement or cam/head kit on a DR650. Look up ProCycle's DR900 build. Patently absurd what you can do to that air cooled piggie.
And forgot pic. Shiet.
Story time, kids!
My first high story.
>Be me
>19 years old
>I went to try weed at a friends house for the first time and to see what's all the fuss about it.
>Tried it with a little bowl, took big inhales
>NothingHappens.wtf
>45 mins passed
>Start feeling like the Earth is moving back and fourth
>ItsHappening.gif
>Travels to another friend's house
>Space ride was amazing
>There with friends, he's showing me his house, it's amazing
>Walking up the stairs that was carpeted white
>Say,"We're walking on a llama!" In an amazed tone
>Friends look at me with what the fuck expressions. I just stare at them
>Then I start talking about math and science.
>Apparently went undefeated in ping pong which I never played and good at dancing too
>Ate all of his Hawaiian Rolls he had 2 bags worth, which is about 15 in each.
>Went home after about 3 hours, took another hit before I left because other friend had some too
>Get home eat about 4 slices of pizza and emptied two box of cereal, with no milk
>Fall asleep
>Total pain the next day
>Work was 'fun' because friends recorded me what I had done
>MFW
>I lived a little and died in the inside a little too
I tried it again two months after the events, It was too hard. I slept and friends took pictures again...... Never touched it again.
I'm tipsy so don't scold me on my grammar. Or do... Whichever floats your boat.
>2 bags of Hawaiian rolls
At least you got some tasty bread out of the ordeal.
You got a Steam?
Good morning, how are you still up?
My first marijuana story.
>be me
>13
>take weed and pipe from dad's stash
>smoke entire bowl, inhale normally and the such
>feel not even a tingle of highness
>mfw
Fair enough reasoning.
Wew lad. If you want to keep the enemy under constant fire than it's useful other than that maybe not.
Mmm don't know, guess I'm gonna sleep soonish though.
It's raining at the moment, which is gonna make sleep a lot better.
How did you sleep?
True, but if you like snacking then go for it! Speaking of unhealthy, im going to try to start running in the mornings, thats probly not gonna last long though
Yea, depending on your comp there are people who do her job within 1-2 characters. Maybe if those turrets were more than just a one trick kill around a corner she would be played more
I slept pretty well and long enough.
Oh, I love to fall asleep when it rains.
If only I could find even those! Might spring for 125cc Honda, seeing a few of those. But I'm getting ahead of myself here, this is all months away. Gotta get my new bike up and running first, WHICH, by my dads predictions, will be for sure, within the week.
I lasted 2 runs. I tried doing DDR instead, but my mat still slipping and such killed that.
They were good!
No, I'm going to build a computer in the future.
Sorry m8.
Lucky you.... But kinda of lame that you didn't feel anything.
It was a intriguing experience.
Good to hear that!
>Oh, I love to fall asleep when it rains.
Yep, I just hope it doesn't devolve into a hailstorm, would be annoying.
>she would be played more
The PC and console community think very different then. On Hollywood and Industries you can guarantee that there's going to be a Symmetra
This cute little creature right here
Hm, it's fine. Just seem like an interesting fella.
>125
You could always get a little, worn-out 2smoke rengdeng and learn how to rebuild them.
>other bike
What've you got?
>DDR
Back in my Stepmania days, the only pads I liked were the old Cobalt Blue metal monstrosities. Didn't own them myself, but there was a place in college that had them. I was fucking awful, but still.
Nothing better than white noise and the comfort of a bed. Good morning sweetie.
I listen to Crickets.
Ive just felt worse and worse about my body for some reason so right now im thinking it would help a bit. I never had a ddr setup at home, i played it at other peoples houses and it made me want one a lot.
Usually the consoles do differ in opinions. Maybe i just didnt play her enough to see the glory
So fucking noisy.
Danke user! I haven't gamed in a long time, so I find it to be time soon.
My first got baked story
>around 14 in grade 7
>weed dealer lived a house away from my buddies house
>save some cash
>buy and smoke it in dealers basement out of a bong
>cough.jpg
>get outside everything is brighter
>skate to other friends house eat his big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a marshmallow
was a fun time
That's my plan when I get the money for it.
Right now I'm on a CBR300R, but once my other bike is finished, I'll be onto a 1992 ZX11. I know to respect that beast, and it's going to take a long while to tame it.
I wanted a metal pad, but money says I can't have one for a while. Thinking of getting it for Stepmania, and then finding a USB to PS2 adapter.
I used to be really good at it, but my foam pad started having problems, and it eventually gave out and I stopped. Just got a cheap little mat this time, and it slides all over the place, making me miss a lot of notes.
I am aware of that. I can't wait for the winter.
Hey lovely, how was your sleep?
You're very welcome, lovely.
Maybe another form of chat? Steam would be relatively easy to get. But not pressure, hope you get Steam soon.