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My grandmother is apparently dying. I need to go see her, but I'm broke as shit.
What's the cheapest way to travel 1,000 miles?

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are you really broke or don't you want to spend your booze and weed money on your grandma?

Nah I'm actually broke. Fucking student loans ate up all my cash.
I get paid Thursday but she might be gone by then.

Buy a rope, and be the one to greet her

Nah she's a good person, she's not going to hell like my ass dumb ass
Only family I had that wasn't a total cunt

If across the mainland US, go by train.

You can travel across the whole US by train for like $200.

I can't. Katrina apparently fucked the railroad that used to cut across the Gulf, so I'd have to backtrack all the way up around to Chicago and then cut over. It'd be obscenely expensive because I'd have to transfer like 3 times.

Greyhound if you're statside and you can handle the uncomfortable seating/sleeping you have to do in the travel, that's cheapest mode of transport.

Then it sounds like hitchhiking's your only option bud.

Greyhounds $200
If I had that much, I'd just drive

I've hitched before. It's cheap as fuck but it's shit because most people aren't going very far. There's no way I'd make it in time.

Where are you?
Where are you going?
What's your budget?

There are probably bus/train combinations you can take, but we'd need more info to be able to advise you correctly.

>Where are you?
Mississippi
>Where are you going?
Pittsburgh
>What's your budget?
Fuckall. I've got $50 in my main bank account, and maybe another $50 stashed away in a second account.

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What kind of MPG does your vehicle (or whatever vehicle you could use) get? Have you got any mates that you could tell, "Hey, my grandma is in Pittsburg. I need to get up there to see her, but I haven't got the cash for a trip. How about you two come with me for the weekend (or however long) and we'll all put up $100." Do that with 2-3 people and you've rounded up enough to go see her. There's always a way, OP

MegaBus

first you walk 500 miles, and then you walk 500 more

train jumping my bro

this, i understand ur dying grandma might not be the perfect occasian but done this with friends often and its fun and cheap

I considered that but I've got a resounding 0 friends
I did the math and it looked like about $150 worth of gas driving the whole way. My car will probably get 25mpg highway. But it's also illegal in PA because it's still got PA plates but hasn't been inspected in years. So there's that.

Doesn't come anywhere near where I live

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Ask for an advance on your wages and explain to your boss why?

>What's the cheapest way to travel 1,000 miles?
fast

This

Train

Go on craigslist and see if there's anyone going that way you can hitch with

Where do you live?

The by far best way is by bus, i got from washington dc to ny for 12 bucks by megabus.