Come up with a new superhero with a new superpower.
Come up with a new superhero with a new superpower
NerveMan
Nerves of Steel. The super-human ability to tolerate capeshit.
Super human shitposting abilities
NEETman
Ability to convert people into NEETs.
Power to destroy wagecucks and normies.
Darwin
the ability to adapt to anything.
oh wait nvm.
shrek man
turns people into shrek
Capeman
turns capeshit into capekino
Kek
FartMan
abilities:flying by farts and shooting people with shit from the sky.
Classicman
Ability to always be classy
ADAPT TO THIS
*unzips penises*
Autismo
He/She(Transgender individual. Frequently goes back and forth between genders) has the power to immediately determine whether or not he/she will enjoy a film after hearing the name of a single actor who's been cast in the film.
Period man
Can change the mood of any women and make their vagina bleed
kekd
Frog-Man
can turn any Eiffel Tower into a bunch of baguettes
Woodman. He can change one type of wood to another type of wood.
SOME
is this Sup Forums?
Cramp Man
on-demand cramps on self
The Brown Hole - Has the ability to magically transfer his shit to any enclosed space. Just imagine trying to fire you gun and finding it literally full of shit. Close you mouth for a second and BAM shit mouth. Just imagine the horror of fighting him after he eats a Mexican meal.
Bernvictim.
He can make 36,000 phone calls a day
There Must Be A Way Man
He's very optimistic, but gets frustrated a lot
CIA Man
the ability to shoot a man before throwing him off a plane
Trabble-Man
He doesn't want trabble and the more he doenst want it the faster and stronger he gets
Autisticus
All his life he spoke, but they never listened. Now that an enemy as arisen, The Syndrome, the spotlight is finally on our hero. Will he succeed, or will he sonething sonething.
>Deadpool Down Under
Replace his swords with boomerangs, have him fight a kangaroo (and get totally fucking annihilated because those cunts are tough), final boss is a military leader from the Great Emu War
I'd watch it
you guys are fucking retarded
One Punch Man
He is able to defeat anyone. However, noone takes him seriously since he is bald.
Literally the perfect hero to go from capeshit to animeshit.
Found Autismo-Man
Lolli-Man , has the power to turn into a you boy and have legal sex with lollies
Manletman
He's just super pathetic
There already is a Viz character with this kind of ability. He's called Johnny Fartpants.
BODY
How is this Sup Forums related? Fuck off back to Sup Forums you stinking reddit neckbeard
>lolli
Captain Australia
Super banter powers and shitposting abilities
>has the power to turn into a you boy
There is a current trend for movies that portray superheroes.
I also think this thread is better suited to Sup Forums, but it's probably justifiable on a number of boards. It also had creative potential imo, but there don't seem to be any good or funny ideas yet.
Please relax. I like an intellectual thread as much as the next person but this really isn't the place to worry yourself about a bit of fun.
Captain Nigger
>Spiritual
>ability to go to spirit world\heaven\hell (based on whatever comic brand it is) and resurrect people and turn them to evil\good
>can kill, can fly, is immune to bullets and other human attacks
Black Panther already exists though
Lucky 13 and deflect the 13th projectile shot at him. When it deflects it pulls a magic bullet and bpunces arpund obly hitting his enemies in one kill hita.
The caped offender.
With zim/zers colored hair they can find offence in the peast offensive midiums. With zin genetic ranch deposits xir can increase in mass due to genetics and also impressive to be able to still type and not wheeze.