Come up with a new superhero with a new superpower

Come up with a new superhero with a new superpower.

NerveMan

Nerves of Steel. The super-human ability to tolerate capeshit.

Super human shitposting abilities

NEETman
Ability to convert people into NEETs.
Power to destroy wagecucks and normies.

Darwin


the ability to adapt to anything.
oh wait nvm.

shrek man

turns people into shrek

Capeman

turns capeshit into capekino

Kek

FartMan
abilities:flying by farts and shooting people with shit from the sky.

Classicman

Ability to always be classy

ADAPT TO THIS

*unzips penises*

Autismo

He/She(Transgender individual. Frequently goes back and forth between genders) has the power to immediately determine whether or not he/she will enjoy a film after hearing the name of a single actor who's been cast in the film.

Period man

Can change the mood of any women and make their vagina bleed

kekd

Frog-Man

can turn any Eiffel Tower into a bunch of baguettes

Woodman. He can change one type of wood to another type of wood.

SOME

is this Sup Forums?

Cramp Man
on-demand cramps on self

The Brown Hole - Has the ability to magically transfer his shit to any enclosed space. Just imagine trying to fire you gun and finding it literally full of shit. Close you mouth for a second and BAM shit mouth. Just imagine the horror of fighting him after he eats a Mexican meal.

Bernvictim.
He can make 36,000 phone calls a day

There Must Be A Way Man

He's very optimistic, but gets frustrated a lot

CIA Man

the ability to shoot a man before throwing him off a plane

Trabble-Man

He doesn't want trabble and the more he doenst want it the faster and stronger he gets

Autisticus
All his life he spoke, but they never listened. Now that an enemy as arisen, The Syndrome, the spotlight is finally on our hero. Will he succeed, or will he sonething sonething.

>Deadpool Down Under
Replace his swords with boomerangs, have him fight a kangaroo (and get totally fucking annihilated because those cunts are tough), final boss is a military leader from the Great Emu War
I'd watch it

you guys are fucking retarded

One Punch Man
He is able to defeat anyone. However, noone takes him seriously since he is bald.
Literally the perfect hero to go from capeshit to animeshit.

Found Autismo-Man

Lolli-Man , has the power to turn into a you boy and have legal sex with lollies

Manletman

He's just super pathetic

There already is a Viz character with this kind of ability. He's called Johnny Fartpants.

BODY

How is this Sup Forums related? Fuck off back to Sup Forums you stinking reddit neckbeard

>lolli

Captain Australia
Super banter powers and shitposting abilities

>has the power to turn into a you boy

There is a current trend for movies that portray superheroes.

I also think this thread is better suited to Sup Forums, but it's probably justifiable on a number of boards. It also had creative potential imo, but there don't seem to be any good or funny ideas yet.

Please relax. I like an intellectual thread as much as the next person but this really isn't the place to worry yourself about a bit of fun.

Captain Nigger

>Spiritual
>ability to go to spirit world\heaven\hell (based on whatever comic brand it is) and resurrect people and turn them to evil\good
>can kill, can fly, is immune to bullets and other human attacks

Black Panther already exists though

Lucky 13 and deflect the 13th projectile shot at him. When it deflects it pulls a magic bullet and bpunces arpund obly hitting his enemies in one kill hita.

The caped offender.
With zim/zers colored hair they can find offence in the peast offensive midiums. With zin genetic ranch deposits xir can increase in mass due to genetics and also impressive to be able to still type and not wheeze.