What's the best food or fruit to masturbate with/on?
I feel like experimenting.
What's the best food or fruit to masturbate with/on?
cactus
Pineapple for sure. I like to cut little cylinders and shove them in my ass
dude try the grapefruit
Applepie?
toddlers
vagina
Blueberries
I just fuck women, but have fun with that.
Look up figging
Also Dragon fruit is veiny and lubed like hell for use as a fleshlight but also pretty expensive
Pretty sure that's illegal and possibly sexist
kek
>pick up water melon
>warm it in microwave 10 mins
>cut a hole on the surface
>put some lubricant in there
>add some xtra spice sauce
>?????
>profit
Slices of ham between 2 mattresses
Strychnine Fruit. Can give you a lasting hardon but amazing otherwise
eggplant. just core out a hole.. the spongey damp goodness inside feels like a real pussy.
Bhut Jolokia...
or I should say: BUTT YOLO-kia
put honey, cream on your dick and let a dog lick on it while u got an anal vibrator in ur ass and a rubber ring on your dick
Sure you have.
Veal is high in collagen just like a vagina, roll up some supermarket fresh veal and pound on that.
GTFO with your lame ass summerfag jokes
Im older than your country, slovakfaggot
> 2016 not owning a tanga or fleshlight
Not your first rodeo?
Using meat to masturbate with = bestiality+necrophilia
awesome
ind4 OP has e. Coli from fucking a steak