What's the best food or fruit to masturbate with/on?

What's the best food or fruit to masturbate with/on?
I feel like experimenting.

cactus

Pineapple for sure. I like to cut little cylinders and shove them in my ass

dude try the grapefruit

Applepie?

toddlers

vagina

Blueberries

I just fuck women, but have fun with that.

Look up figging

Also Dragon fruit is veiny and lubed like hell for use as a fleshlight but also pretty expensive

Pretty sure that's illegal and possibly sexist

kek

>pick up water melon
>warm it in microwave 10 mins
>cut a hole on the surface
>put some lubricant in there
>add some xtra spice sauce
>?????
>profit

Slices of ham between 2 mattresses

Strychnine Fruit. Can give you a lasting hardon but amazing otherwise

eggplant. just core out a hole.. the spongey damp goodness inside feels like a real pussy.

Bhut Jolokia...
or I should say: BUTT YOLO-kia

put honey, cream on your dick and let a dog lick on it while u got an anal vibrator in ur ass and a rubber ring on your dick

Sure you have.

Veal is high in collagen just like a vagina, roll up some supermarket fresh veal and pound on that.

GTFO with your lame ass summerfag jokes

Im older than your country, slovakfaggot

> 2016 not owning a tanga or fleshlight

Not your first rodeo?

Using meat to masturbate with = bestiality+necrophilia

awesome

ind4 OP has e. Coli from fucking a steak