Rap Thread

Rap Thread

I post shitty raps on Sup Forums
till thread caps, you know man?
no life
no strife
no wife
thats alright
I'll fight
all day and night

faggots

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Kys, you suck.

faggots

treating them like maggots
shooting up night clubs
Fuckin high score scrubs

49 down
in history, I'll be around

OP should kill himself

rapgodhere2takethischallengealsogivememoneyonmyindigogoploxthx

cringe man

Don't make a sound
I'll detect you like a hound
Some people think that's profound
But if you were lost your were found
Afterall,you're nothing but a clown

I'm a spiritual lyrical individual
spiritual miracle lyrical individual
spiritual miracle individual
Skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and illest to killest the skill is the realest
I'm the realest of the realest

Cp poster
ban
cp in my folder
v&
Could I fap to it 1 more time?
i can

man oh man

Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)
Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music

I put niggers underground without a sound
You minorities can’t step to me
All spics need to go back to Mexico
Never to be stealing money from you and me

this time we leave our mark
one by one we board the ark
the process is so close to complete
for every entity to meet
reunited as one instantaneously
moving on to the next phase painlessly
collecting knowledge and matter with no haste
indefinably eliminating the relativity of pace
in this moment we will find grace
moving forward to a batter place.

roll
while I smoke on this bowl

again
my friend
till the end

I'm a spiritual lyrical individual
spiritual miracle lyrical individual
spiritual miracle individual
Skipping and flipping and dipping and skipping and flipping and dipping and illest to killest the skill is the realest
I'm the realest of the realest

Soldiers – don’t give yourselves to brutes, men who despise you and enslave you – who regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel, who drill you, diet you, treat you as cattle, as cannon fodder.

Don’t give yourselves to these unnatural men, machine men, with machine minds and machine hearts. You are not machines. You are not cattle. You are men. You have the love of humanity in your hearts. You don’t hate – only the unloved hate. Only the unloved and the unnatural. Soldiers – don’t fight for slavery, fight for liberty.

In the seventeenth chapter of Saint Luke it is written ” the kingdom of God is within man ” – not one man, nor a group of men – but in all men – in you, the people.

You the people have the power, the power to create machines, the power to create happiness. You the people have the power to make life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure. Then in the name of democracy let’s use that power – let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world, a decent world that will give men a chance to work, that will give you the future and old age and security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power, but they lie. They do not fulfil their promise, they never will. Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people. Now let us fight to fulfil that promise. Let us fight to free the world, to do away with national barriers, do away with greed, with hate and intolerance. Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men’s happiness.

Soldiers – in the name of democracy, let us all unite!

My name is Brian and I'm the man
I write hit songs with a wave of my hand
Songs of surf and sun and sand
I make great music with my band
Songs you dance to and songs of joy
I'm the original Beach Boy

All the songs I used to write
Talked about girls who weren't too bright
Round round get around I got around
What I was lookin' for I never found
As time goes on I've seen the light
Intelligent chicks are dynamite

this cannot be rapped, this is not rapable this is despicable this is despicable this is not to be rapped.

Too many hoes in my
TOO MANY HOES IN MY MOTHERFUCKING MEAL
ASKING IF I KNOW HOW A MOTHERFUCKER FEELS
How a motherfucker feels
Slit them choke, flip them boat
Dead bitch float, swollen corpse
No remorse, navigated off course

Soldiers – don’t give yourselves to brutes, men who despise you and enslave you – who regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel, who drill you, diet you, treat you as cattle, as cannon fodder.

Don’t give yourselves to these unnatural men, machine men, with machine minds and machine hearts. You are not machines. You are not cattle. You are men. You have the love of humanity in your hearts. You don’t hate – only the unloved hate. Only the unloved and the unnatural. Soldiers – don’t fight for slavery, fight for liberty.

In the seventeenth chapter of Saint Luke it is written ” the kingdom of God is within man ” – not one man, nor a group of men – but in all men – in you, the people.

You the people have the power, the power to create machines, the power to create happiness. You the people have the power to make life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure. Then in the name of democracy let’s use that power – let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world, a decent world that will give men a chance to work, that will give you the future and old age and security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power, but they lie. They do not fulfil their promise, they never will. Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people. Now let us fight to fulfil that promise. Let us fight to free the world, to do away with national barriers, do away with greed, with hate and intolerance. Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men’s happiness.

Soldiers – in the name of democracy, let us all unite!

dope no dope dope no dope nod off nod off take it low though bro.

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Just wrote this shit (Yes, my name is Tom):

My name is Tom and I like to write songs, it sounds plain wrong but I spit fire, like burning napalm in 'Nam; Islam is the way to cause harm, drop bombs on your front lawn from the base of my palm.

Let me open up my soul a little more to console you
In the past I've only used it as a tool to control you
But I have holed up and blown through all my semblance of being
And so I'm dreaming of the day that someone puts a big hole through
my head
I'm wishin I was dead
I tried to save the world but I just fucked around and now I've shit the bed
Saving the planet seemed like shit to champion but I got all distracted smoking weed and drinking poison instead

That made it seem to feel alright
I don't know but man the shit would help me sleep at night
Still I never get that sense of fulfillment from a good day of working
and so I'm choosing to put a stop to the tonight

someone let me out of this machine
I scream as I careen up off the cliff within a dream
This nightmare is coming to a close
and all I'm wishing is that I would have spent more time loving before this goes

Roller

I'm a feminine Eminem, a slim shady lady
But nice 'cause I texted Haiti
90 lady cops on the road and I'm arrested for doing 80.
Like hamlet, all about "words, words, words"
Divide a whole into thirds, thirds, thirds.
I'm a gay sea otter.
I blow other dudes out of the water.
I'm the man muffin, divin', muffin,
Cold and fly like an arctic puffin,
Puffin whacky tobaccy
Hating other rappers like I'm Helga Pataki
And I've been rocking this mic before electricity
Way back in 1000 BCE - that's before the common era

To make a fire takes a spark
I need the fire for I'm living in the dark
I'm sitting in the park singing hark the herald angels
Hoping I can do this shit with views from different angles
I'm tryna find my halo
Since I know to look at least I'm feeling grateful
But still I feel the hatefulness that's lurking in my heart
The fear of being open leaves knowing not of where to take this to or even where a man should start

Making lefties cry cause of Brexit, fuck the EU man we left it!
Fuck the news, the left wing perplex it, make sure all your eggs fit, in the same basket then check this shit, we ain’t in a fuckin cesspit, it’s just the next hit in the economy, you bitches desperate! Thinking you can’t afford fucking broccoli, this shit is humorous like comedy, we still got our economy.

Whoever raps to this is a fag,
I ordered a BigMac
menu yesterday reppin my trump hat.
You cannot stop this savage rap attack,
fuck niggers fuck niggers fuck niggers.

Post that rap on JewTube

>inb4 404 without any 55

I like minions.

Also, I'm not home so I can't do it.

WHAT THE FUCK DUDE YOU SHOULD CHECK YOUR LIFE

nice

on it

i come to Sup Forums for the traps
but stay because im lonely
feels like everyones out to hurt me
I scratched my asshole to hard
now its hurts to poopy
i cringe at social interactions
gotta go hard like im not distracted
by the heavy faggot depression
i wish i was gay but I know that wouldnt change
a god
damn
fucking
thing

OP can you rap it please?

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checked

checc

why is that guys face fucked up

>cocks make me giggle too
>but im not gay

SOMEONE RAP IT PLZ

double dubs
ill rap it now

>1188
heil hitler

OP here
Im called SlimOP

I gave up halfway through

vocaroo.com/i/s1dyfTgGHryO

You ain't no blood
Shit let's face it
Your just a pussy thats on hormone replacement
Sir hold it a minute..... just menopause
You're as red as the tampon in my grandmas drawers

I'm really tough
I'm a steak well done, my pants don't fit n I carry a gun
Fly dem flags, throw gang signs
sit on my porch while I spit dem rhymes

fuckin kek

nice...

you dick, you stopped right before rapping mine

Woah that sounds like a stupid baby, but hey nice try.

lmao
bad luck Brian over here

Ya know whats got me thinkin?
The fact that the fags on Sup Forums rap worse than clinton
You couldn't outrap bart fucking simpson.
Yeah that's right I said it
dont you fuckin forget it
now run along and head back on to reddit

Welcome to the club

Pang is that you

Good job
mine was the last one, get cucked.

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Charlie motherfucking Chaplin up in this bitch

Check the news: Islam in not okay
people hate it, and calling them a racist has no basis
You're not LGBT, you're fuckin' gay
White privilege? Yeah you fuckin' got it in one
It's my privige and fuck you, degenerate scum.
It weren't no Brexit - we voted stay
away from this gay earth and keep the UK the UK
this eurocuck circle-jerk led by Angela Merckleburg
We're gonna may may America great again

Fuck the new curriculum
We're runnin' in the hall
The fire rises higher and
We're gonna build a wall!


(c) Current Year

nigggggggggggggggggggggg

youtube.com/watch?v=nAQ226AAdrU

youtube.com/watch?v=nAQ226AAdrU

Listen to this

Actually not bad dude!

+1 from Australia

As I look back on my youth and the streets that haunt my mind, I'm reminded of the path and time it took to ease my troubled life, mostly self inflicted be a mistress I still fight at times, the pull between my head held high and dealing with my shattered pride.


The burn of the blue is so comforting for me, the second it breaches my nasal cavity, I drift to a place where my soul gos to hide, and there I find peace second to when your by my side.


Let me take you my true love, I'll show you how to walk on stars, up and down the boulevards that hold so many hidden scars, climb with me straight up this vine, into the sunset we will ride, I beg you babe please help me find, the part of me that never made it home.

Im bored and I love this so here

Still slimOP but not rapping
Saying it like spoken word poetry

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Now did you see him flee the scene the minute shit got real, a baby battered jive turkey couldn't handle this ill, legitiment child born of his will, to not put a rubber on not spray in her grill. I see shit every day makes my swallow my soul, to not shed a tear for fear of losing control, instead I bang a line of thoes baby blue power rangers, because the worlds in danger.


I, I like to spit up a part of my throat, i put my coughing and hacking grabbing my sack to ever note I create, but I dont walk with swag, no more home lunch, I keep cocaine in that jansport bag.

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

the iq is low in this one

Can you feel it ? Mexican Feels
They are hiding on the trees.
Omar shootin' up the bar like in 2016 Feminist still hatin' me.
Their tags are filled with love and peace My boards are filled with fags and kids.

Fuck it mate M.a.s.t.e.r chan mfw when I watch decentCP I wish I had a decent gf Greentexting my story here
Other anons kekking at me I decide to leave Come in Dick rate thread I was again called a underage bait I'm know as the op 2x

niggly wiggly fiddly diddly shibble dibble figgle wiggle miggy piggly ziggly nibble ribble tribble xibble niggly

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
THE LEFT WAS GONNA TROLL ME
I AM THE BIGGEST KEK ON THE SHED

I WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB
WITH A PENIS IN MY BUM
FROM A SOMALI GUY NAMED AHMED

WELL
THE NIGS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
I SWALLOW MY BALLS AND I HIT THE SHED RUNNING
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE, WHO COULD BE BEHIND THIS
I THOUGHT ISLAM WAS A RELIGION OF PEACE
SO MUCH TO SUCK, SO MUCH TO LICK, SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH HOUSING REFUGEES?
YOU'LL NEVER DRINK UP HIS SEED
I WILL BECAUSE I'M A SWEDE

HEY NOW, YOU'RE A SWEDECUK, PREP THE BULL FOR AHMED
HEY NOW, LOOK AT HIM GO, WITH YOUR GIRL IN YOUR BED
NOW YOUR COUNTRY'S A MESS
BUT YOU ARE IN SWEDEN, GOTTA SAY YES

Bo burnham rap?

Fuckin mint.

Money money money
I make money with my honey
Check out my dick, nigger
Its always gettin' bigger
Money money money
Yeah.... UGH! I make money!
Lots of fucking money.
Get fucked. With money, huny.

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