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You grow up, you post half a century, you get a golden Sup Forums membership, you rest a couple of years and you're dead. And the only thing that makes that crazy ride worthwhile is 'Did I enjoy it? What did I learn? What was the point?' That's where I come in. You've seen how I react to people, make them feel good, make them think that anything's possible. If I make them laugh along the way, sue me. And I don't do it so they turn round and go 'Thankyou user for the (You)s, thankyou for the wisdom, thankyou for the laughs.' I do it so, one day, someone will go 'There goes a Brentposter. I must remember to thank him.' edition

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>THE SWEDES GOT IT
even worse than the frogs

Top 5 podcasts?

First

United nations
Divided tensions
Body count rises
While leaders lie

Desolation
Separation
Sufferation
Confrontation

On and on and on and on...
On and on and on and on...

anime

What are you babbling about, you silly maplefrog

>danebro is here to remind the mouth breathers what's what
good turn of events

good thread

h3h3 podcast

BRING BACK (YOU)S FOR FUCKS SAKE

Jesters could also give bad news to the King that no one else would dare deliver. The best example of this is in 1340, when the French fleet was destroyed at the Battle of Sluys by the English. Phillippe VI's jester told him the English sailors "don't even have the guts to jump into the water like our brave French".[5]

>While leaders lie
More like White leaders lie

what do you mean by this

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cocaine is awesome

(You)

Cr1tikal's the official podcast
Old Yogpods

Rorke getting bounced off the walls in the last thread.

Either one of the extensions or phoneposting lost their (You)s

I still have them apparently

>killing other muslims is bad but treating women like 3rd class citizens, raping children en masse and killing non-muslims oops i mean being a martyr is totally fine and acceptable within the faith

haha fucking mudslimes. absurd group of 'people'.

Send Muslim dogs back to the desert

Found a really cute twitch streamer lads, not sharing her in case one of you steals her but I'm her only viewer, having a really good conversation with her and she's english too

>thailad hasn't been seen for 2 weeks

We did it lads

Stan Lee is the next to die

CAP THIS POST

W2C?

Please don't make me redundant

Kill all Muslims

>thailad hasn't been seen for 2 weeks

u wot

He was here this morning

Casually winding up the Spanish on their boards. Great fun.

Tell them their food isn't any good.

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i'm white and wasn't the lad who said that, i do think it though, how can you be born into so much opportunity and literally lack any skills

Sergio Georgini mate

he was here earlier, retard

>Rorke getting bounced off the walls in the last thread.

does poleaboo still think she's a girl lads

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he was here yesterday

or the day before? recently at least

Can I get a (you)

Can I get a (you)

*has a think about the state of this thread*

That's the spirit.

> #backtowork

Facebook feed is 90% engagement announcements rn

even worse, its a bender defending people who would hang him from a crane given the chance. craziness.

What's even the point of this general? It's also way too fast.

Can I get (you) a drink

post numbers in replies don't have (You)s attached to them anymore so i can't easily tell which posts are replies

Snap

why isnt israel the richest country in the world

>i'm white

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>Don’t make me redundant. Please…

>Look, David…

>I don’t- I’ve changed my mind. I don’t want redundancy. I don’t want that. I haven’t signed anything. So…

>Well, David, unfortunately it’s not really up to you. I’m sorry.

>Alright then. Well, I’m asking, ok? Please don’t make me redundant. You can- you can talk to someone Jenny.

>The wheels are already in motion.

>Yeah well stop them because…

>David we’re not gonna discuss this now.

>No but just say that it’s not definite now before you go. And we can… I will try twice as hard, I really will, I’m not being complacent and I will- I’ll turn this place around if we just say that it’s not definite now and then we can- and you’ll not go in the till- if we started from now. Starting from now…

We're the English-language shitposting general

>post numbers in replies don't have (You)s attached to them anymore

Yes they fucking do. Get a better extention

>thinking theres only one non-retard here
i mean im pretty sure one is greater london, one is me and obviously hans

what's the point of any general?

i don't have any extensions

why would you use extensions with Sup Forums?

Thread theme *plays this when I enter the thread*
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>not using Sup Forums x

its like you want to be a retard

>hang him from a crane
We can only hope.

LIKE SPRINGSTEEN BORN TO RUN - THE SLOUGH BRANCH


LIFE


LIFE

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Ah, so you're using the native Sup Forums extension

Use 4chanX or something, the native one is shit.

>why would you use extensions with Sup Forums?
Without one altogether, you have to manually refresh and shit

reading about heavens gate

actually seems more reasonable than the abrahamic religions

>britboo

Binned.

THE F PLUS

Novara Media

The discussion of british culture

taffy

taffy

glynn

we call call him taffy

What became of poleaboo?

>actually seems more reasonable than the abrahamic religions

fuck off you silly hindu

having that so called 'wich

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Spaceman came down to answer some things
The world gathered round from paupers to kings
"I'll answer your questions, I'll answer them true,
I'll show you the way, you know what to do"

Who is wrong and who is right?
Yellow, brown, black or white?

Spaceman, he answered,
"You're no longer mind
I've opened your eyes
You're now colour-blind"

racial, so...

youtube.com/watch?v=blkryVcyZMQ

ah yes, memories from the childhood

Ah yes, peace-loving Muslims.

>1,229 out of the 5,885 prisoners in high-security prisons are Muslims
>At Whitemoor prison - 44% of the 447 inmates are Muslim

only been up 3 hours and already pissed lads

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the fact my dick bends to the right makes those flys in undies very annoying

it's not gay

>not being racist is defending islam
why do rorkes have such a shallow understanding of the world?

always refresh manually

having the thread refresh constantly gives me anxiety

>He's using the laces.
>Bastard, i knew he would.

H3H3
dont care
dont care
dont care
dont care

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I bet most of the inmates at guantanamo were Muslim too, all that proves is that high security prison is used disproportionately on muslims who more often than not are found innocent years later

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>islam is a race

hmmm

>defending islam
>ever

post link u nonce i'll be kind

>always refresh manually
>having the thread refresh constantly gives me anxiety

frosty out today lads

Miss are Fred tbqh

>agreed to go to a party at 20:00
>have to be up at 06:10 for Mr Noseberg

Even if I leave this party for the last train I will only have been there for like 3 hours which is almost pointless. And by the time the last train gets me home I will still be absolutely fried for work tomorrow.

Hate working and hate the normie life.

Yes, I'm sure all the Muslims in UK prisons are actually innocent.

out where?

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So get a taxi and tell work you've got norovirus

ahh yes, because it's the belief system people dislike not the people