Waifu claiming thread
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>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is not Sup Forums, This is /Waifu/
>Most importantly have fun
Do it Karen.
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Dont we need a rule saying that we all beling to Skeletor?
Impressive get was impressive, too bad it's nullified due to new thread.
Those were some nice repeating digits
claim
/waifu/ magic
W e w
Any reason to get drunk is good~
And I don't think it'll affect me in a bad way anyway
rip my bake
Just a reminder that your overlord is here
>I demand that to be added as a rule
>claiming yume
I did this, I called upon satan with my double trips and we now kill. Sorry.
I will add it to my pasta. I was actually wondering what should I change my second joke rule into.
Shoe shoe
I will add it next thread my lord
>calling for next bake
>Akagi claimed
Ok, my lord
Best type moon claimed.
sorry dear, it was an eternal get
You must now post knowing I, Skeletor, own all your waifus
Bup.
I must warn you that having more than one waifu will ruin your laifu.
I'll let you hold that claim so long as you keep showing up. In which case, I look forward to seeing you in the future, Rory 2.0
Thats a nice maid there.
Bring me some coffee!
Be a good maid.
Its them!
I think he doesn't care
>also nice legs I approve
It's legs
I'm not your maid. But i still serve you coffee 'cause i'm not rude
Joke's on you motherfucker Karen's not my waifu so you can't have her
>tfw nobody will realize it was I who posted Skeletor last thread
However the case of the lewds is to be determined...
I dont blame you.
Figured we may as well, seeing as how Im pretty sure its a modget.
But you do need to post lewds.
Win10 had a big update today and so far the only difference I see is less functionality and an uglier interface.
Bupity bup.
Howdy. Well I don't care that he says Homu is his, she is still my waifu.
I'm waiting.
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she's mine and only mine
>I heard we have a new overlord
But.. it's not fair! It's like saying if we get quints this thread I have to post lewds.
But then again it was only for a specific number...
And it was one digit more...
Heya my one true owner
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yup, I positioned Skeletor as eternal overlord
How is it not fair? There weren't even rerolls and you can't deny all that /waifu/ magic.
I expect better quality than the last lewd you posted or at least something equal.
Fine but I can't do it now.
There are people in the living room.
I'll do it later tonight, since I have to browse through for a better lewd...
Hey, my favourite pet
>pat pat
I've been gone for too long...
>Time to crack some skulls
This. Most anons in this thread are pretty cool people who know what /waifu/ is all about
Poor Karen, can never seem to catch a break.
never frogetti
>Akiko
I just can't believe these odds
Trips, Quads and now they skipped the fucking quints and went straight to sexts!
How is it going done anything fancy today?
>checked
>wearing maid outfit
>claim to not be a maid
get your shit together!
Its easy
you post them we are all happy
>checked
once you choose a waifu you stay with her except heretics
>crispy one
I didn't saw you in a looooooong time
how is it going for ya?
post them
POST THEM!
Nothing at all, though I might head out for a jog soon. You?
Does that mean Quint get is still out there?
oh trust me I won't
I have screenshots to remind everyone
Oh shit I missed the meme magic
I guess you can have megumin
HERE'S YOUR GOD DAMN LEWD
Yeah I guess
But it's not going to be as good as whatever I post tonight
this is implying that you were the one that got it
>Currently preparing a rebellion against Skeletor
>Spilt 3 bowls of soup in three different ways
>Beat my brother within an inch of his life
Same old, same old
There's no question that she's mine
I was
Quality is irrelevant, I just needed to know if it was there. Thanks Karen~
Unless He-man beats my gets, you can't beat me
Shrine maiden claimed
Fine fine!
You still don't have Karen, she's not my waifu
>not forgetting inspect element exists
You're... welcome... I think...
WOAH
Karen keep it civil please
>Getting 777777
>not rolling for Karen lewds
Well done you pure hearted fuck
kek'd at filename
I thought she was sitting on top of a big rock until I realised that entire thing was her ass
Homura rolled. I have to do it anyway.
Check the OP lol
>as good as whatever I post tonight
Colour me excited.
Skeletor demands lewd Karen
Lewd night confirmed
Well fuck, guess he just has to
This just ain't right though
enjoying my second week of vacation
lets see what the day brings me
you should get new ones
like legs without socks
youtube.com
I see crispy as ever
any great plans for the day?
>mami best girl
This is implying I can even find anything exceeding the quality of the last one...
Aki can you believe this lmao
Trips, Quads and now Sexts.
I have a feeling Makoto is going to keep trying to roll for the quints
Yeah yeah in time
What in the Actual Fuck is going on in here. Skeletor shows up and brings down the house. Good thing i wasn there
that time better be soon
Oh just to be clear, does it HAVE to include penetration?
>yeah I know I'm just hoping
They rolled for my lewds again bro
At least I am protected from Skeletor since Karen is not my waifu
Yeah well I can't make everyone leave the living room, and I have to find a good lewd.
The gets are not in your favor I'm afraid
Gonna have to deliver
All our waifus are belong to him now
Oh my.
Reminds me of the times our ERP queen was at her peak.
She is kind of sweet if you know what I mean.
As long as it's not something that reminds me of those K-On dojins...
As long as you're in these threads, you play by my rules
Homu a cute.
Rules said all waifus belong to you
Karen is not waifu
>when the most hated waifu calls you a cute
she's my waifu
Wew, sad and happy i missed that get.
>mizore claimed.
Whats all this karen is not my waifu bizz.
*tears*
I wasn't in the thread anyhow im safe.
Lollipop
Yeah but you said "all your waifus" are eternally yours
I claim Karen
>Oh just to be clear, does it HAVE to include penetration?
I would say it's not necessary but it certainly would help since we're rising the quality and lewdness bar. If you post a lewd that disappoints too much you will have to post another one.
I am alive.
Karen's not my waifu my dude, she's my little sisteru
Like I wouldn't fuck or marry her, but I love her just the same
That's why I don't save any lewds of her
Also I don't like how short her skirt is
funny memay
Fucking hell
I get that. Im not attracted to shino at all. She's just funny as hell. I don't think there are any shino lewds anyhow. Maybe a few low quality ones.
anyway wasup with you? Im gonna start playing vidya i think nice and early. Rainbow Six Got an update where Kapkans traps are practically invisible. Gonna blow some noobs up.
And then theres always overwatch. Last night I played Mei and dominated the other team on the first round the next round they all picked mei and i switched to hanzo because of that and got Play of the game. Losers
I just think she is the best girl even tho she doesn't fit into any of my likings
>breasts are too big
>wrong hair color
>too tall
As master of all things lewd, I shall judge these sext lewds.
>Pull out all the stops
>Kapkans traps are practically invisible
Lmao fuck, did he even need that? Fucking hate Kapkan I'm such a tard I never see his traps already.
Nice job decking kids as usual
You should check out Akiko's play of the game when he posts it, he got eights kill at once because a mercy revived the team after he killed them
Beast genji lol
Well shit now it's official
>wrong hair color
Yeah okay redboi
Then die
I did a thing and I'd rather not do it again.
>Although I probably will
>Makoto
why
Is this the trans guy?
You look pretty good
HOLY SHIT MAKOTO YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>Yeah okay redboi
Red is superior, it's the only hair colour I care for as all others are equal for me.
>breasts are too big
Always good to see someone who prefers flat, I don't really see the interest in over-sized boobs.
>I just think she is the best girl even tho she doesn't fit into any of my likings
I think it's not such a weird case, I could name a few characters I love that are full of traits that usually make me dislike them.
kagami claimed!!
!!!!
I have no clue why. I had the thought yesterday to do it, and today, I did.
Why does everyone say this?
I HAD AN IDEA! A VERY BAD IDEA! KAREN STOP ME!
>That was only at about 75-80 mph.
I don't know how to feel about several things in this picture
!!!!!
h-hello??
Yeah we talked about it he used the phrase "Genji Weeebo'd in " and i kek'd
Anyone Ever watch Knights of Sindonia on Netflix. Show was soo boss, Highly Recommend
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Which ending of oreimo should I watch first?
It's the decision of the century.
Sup Chara. What's with the meme music?
Which things?
>redboi
I prefer AMD over Nvidia so it fits?
MADMAN
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>I don't really see the interest in over-sized boobs.
me neither everything above B size is too big
> full of traits that usually make me dislike them
I rarely have this like only with mami so far