Be me

>be me
>be drunk as a skunk
>throw up all over my beard
>pass out
>wake up
>the smell makes me chum
>chum trail straight to bathroom
>no more chum left by time I get to toilet
>drink another shot
>look at the sky while the sun comes through the cloud
>governmental chum trails
>not an alcoholic

Other urls found in this thread:

wikihow.com/Quit-Drinking-Alcohol
thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>tell myself I'll never come back to Sup Forums
>always come back
>traps are gay
>am I gay
>fuck

>so alone
>sososo alone
>be only one in thread

>wish I could fuck the pain away
>fuck the pain away

>be only one in thread

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>Barely functioning alcoholic
>Living extremely questionable life
>Sup Forums is all I have

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holy shit those quads, are you a god damn wizard
why couldnt those be mine

hnnnnnnng

fuckin kek

ill fuckin duel you kid

All you need

4chins is all i have too
i suck at everything

>19
>slowly becoming an alcoholic
>taking xanax just to feel normal
>shitposting instead of turning life around
goodmornin buds

Besides a driver's license

What else is there at this point?

>be me
>high functioning alcoholic
>Hold down a teaching job, get fucking annihilated the second I leave work
>Spend summer vacation getting paid to be a drunk
>Have a gf who thinks I'm a fixer upper with "potential"
>She's wrong but that's fine
>Have a dog that loves me and eats my vomit after I pass out every night
>Someday the drink will over take me and I will lose this careful balancing act
>At least I'll still have Sup Forums

I used to do Xanax like an addict until my job decided randoms were a thing

I feel you man, one more late show and I get canned. Losing my job will be the death of me

im glad my job is shit retail and hasnt done that, shit sounds awful man

> Be me
> 2 DWI's
> One was a rollover accident
> Got ezmode sentences
> Not even 22 yet
> Both D-dubs within two months
> Know I need to change
> No desire to

Factories man

Not at all relevant but what show is that from OP?

> Be me
> Live in small town now
> Everyone knows me
> Past drug history
> Multiple arrests
> Go to places like McDonald's
> People recognize from recently
> Say I did this/said that
> No idea because was drunk
> feelsbadman.jpg

Not OP but why I responded.
Mission Hill my man

This thread used to be me. I still occationally drink, but every since my first clean-up, I've been in more control.
It also helps that the hangovers are getting more and more horrible...

that bird is my life

OP here

Mission Hill, really great cartoon, kinda shiitty but real af

I thought my thread would be dead
i love you guys

my friend who was only just a buddy i occasionally saw at bars finally hung himself because he couldnt get off of booze and xanax
the fucking feeeeeels

Kill yourself

just go out with a bang so we will have a fun newspaper story to enjoy

>drunk school teacher challenges headmaster to beyblade duell and pukes on firstgrader after winnning

there is always porn until my dick beating leaves it sore like a red fuckin banana

That's what I've been told happens to everyone who wants to rid their affliction but can't. It's rough man, I'm sorry to hear that
I've been posting my dumb stories out of boredom

the shit posts bring joy to my shitty life

lets kill ourselves together

Some people jus start exercising.

Glad I can be of service m8
> Be me
> Go to party with chad friend
> Promises to get me bitches
> Ends up getting half their numbers
> Boning the rest
> Me already drunk, finds JD
> Chugs it
> Wanders from party
> stuckupcunts.gif
> Find my way to empty bedroom upstairs
> Drinking, being a loser
> SUDDENIDEA.jpg
> Fill flask, pop screen out window
> Climb out second story window
> Proceed to walk my drunk ass 21 miles home
> Wonder why nobody invites me out anymore

I don't share your drug history or arrest record, honestly, but I too live in a small town.
I have people that have known me my whole life in this town, and due to rumors being spread about what I said/did while I was drunk, everyone has alienated themselves from me after that point, and I don't know how to convince anyone otherwise.

It's nigh impossible mang, just learn to cope it. I hate that this town thinks I'm a drug addled, drunken degenerate, but I've given up. Made me feel a bit better, maybe you too?

>Functioning but hard alcoholic for 3 years
>sober for almost 3 months up until two weeks ago
>went on a liquor run at 6:30 am after drinking all night
>life is meaningless, so I don't really worry, but still disappointed in myself

It's easy to not drink. The hard part is choosing to not drink. The problem arises whenever you have the choice between drinking and not drinking, were you fail every time.
You have to want to stop before it's possible, and it's never too late.
These helped me getting started:
wikihow.com/Quit-Drinking-Alcohol

fuck off with your self help bullshit.

Either be a man and pull yourself together by your own will and effort, keep drinking and say fuck it, or kill yourself.

After my 30 day SCRAM bracelet I thought I was done. Alcohol is a worthy opponent

So basically, you advice is "kill yourself" or "kill yourself now".
And you are wrong: The manliest way to kill self would be to strangle oneself to death with your bare manly hands.
thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

Or wrestle a bear. That'd be cool...

or be a man and help your own damn self

Definitely a tough son of a bitch.

being addicted to something culturally accepted and advertised is shit.

I have started to not give a shit what anyone thinks of me anymore, it has helped with my esteem a bit. I am sorry your town is basically against you as well. I do feel a bit better sharing a similar life experience with you. May peace and prosperity come your way soon, Sup Forumsrother, and fuck the naysayers.

From what I've learned, the naysayers are downers man. As long as you're happy where you are; fuck them. I gave up on my town when I moved away. Now that I'm back, it stings to hear I was a jackass the other night, but I'm reminded that they know me that way and I couldn't care otherwise

I drank the day the bracelet was off. Wasn't proud, but I'll ask you, with my history; why should anyone care?

op here, just chummed up some more, fuckin hate hangovers
feel the burrrn

thats funny, i have one like that
>be me
>go to party with only 2 friends and brother
>everything is going fine
>started drinking to hard
>one friend suggest we get cocaine this time instead of just weed
>realize we are all fucking losers and go outside to think super hard
>on the verge of skitz'in out
>great idea
>fuck this im out
>sneak out of backyard and walked 2 miles home
>go home
>mom asks if everything is allright
>im fine
>lock myself in room and drink alone
>brother comes home, are you alright?
>im fine
shit is harsh
:( no matter how many times i tell myself not to care, i care
i feel like a bitter fucking dick everytime i try to go sober which further alienates me from everyone

my drummer got a dui and had to wear that, he laughed away teh pain
i can help myself, help myself to another shot shot shot shots
i wanna kill myself but i cant get over the shame it would bring to my loved ones
im a bear trapped inside a boy
thats a great quote, i suck really hard with hard drugs, i have a weak mind
i remember thinking of bums as pieces of shit until i realized i was about to be one
thats helpful advice
thats made me kekle
im gonna go lay on the bathroom floor some more, my stomach is doing triple backflips

Couldn't think of the name. Used to watch it a long time ago . You're a gentleman and a scholar thanks OP

>be me

>Spent all weekend at a festavil
>Had to staff belay
>Had to have fun
>Had to interact with others
>Hated every second i was there because i couldn;t get drunk
>I have being huffing xylene and drinking special brew since i got back

Life is good.

Lost it at governmental chum talks

You live an admirable existence

> Went to Beer Garden
> Event hosted by local bar
> Sipping, Perusing the sights
> Was guaranteed chicks
> 20 minutes after I go to party girl looking for me
> Was super into me
> Talked but was drunk
> Good Job.png

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Your just jelly you don't have xylene or glorious old stock special brew. Not the watered down 8% shit, the 9% sex in a can goodness.

I'll see you guys in Kent.