TYPES OF PEOPLE ON Sup Forums

TYPES OF PEOPLE ON Sup Forums

>Oldfags
Pretend to be newfags as a joke

>Newfags
Pretend to be oldfags to fit in

Prove me wrong, fagits.

No

No

What are you gay?

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This board was never good, but it's worse than before.

Succ? isn't it spelled "suck"? Dumbass.

my skilled is unamaganagable

Let's post old shit in this thread. For the lulz.

Also why do you write suck and then say nothing more? Suck what? Did you just type the first thing that came to your mind? Are you retarted???

Commencing dump.

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I'm not pretending to be anybody. I'm just here for entertainment, and I don't give a shit who calls me what.

Hey I had a baby water snake for about 2 days. I didnt know what to feed it so I went to the nearest creek and let it free. I tried giving him a small grasshopper, a very little fly, some ants, grass he didn't seem to eat anything. What should have I fed him?
I put a lot of dirt in a Tupperware container then an ashtray with some water in it. For the top I used some mosquito mesh you put around your windows. It had a pretty rad nest.

That is called Rule 26.

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The souls of your enemies.

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

This place is the asshole of the internet. Stop pretending that it's some super club of highly intellectual beings. It's a mess of cuck threads, pics u shouldnt share threads, how do i fuck my sister threads and spambots. Like it always was.

You fell for it. Eh kid? Heh.

Shut the fuck up you dumb nigger. You're clearly pretending to be an Oldfag acting like this place is so great. It's a fucking shit hole and you're probably a newfag if you think any different. TopCuck

Who are you calling a newfag, newfag. I've been here since the start of summer, i've seen every rekt, trap and ylyl thread there is too see. Rekt is nothing to me, I eat CP for breakfast and you cry about it, yeah, thats right friendo, I know everything about CP now, you're lucky i'm behind a computer or i'd beat your ass from what I learned in /fit/, looks like i'll just have to hack the shit out of you then pussy. Me a newfag? I'm almost an oldfag and you are just a piece of shit wonna be. I'm gonna doxx you so hard kid, i'll find out where you live in 2.5 seconds and fuck your mom while you're downstairs in the basement eating chicken tendies and getting fatter and fatter, fatty. You're gonna regret saying that, pussy, I have seen screenshots of all the classic threads on Sup Forums, you don't even know son.

I think you mean to say What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>C-ring3

Oldfags don't exist.

>kid

Cockmongler disapproves this thread.

I'll stop posting now.. This thread is a waste of time.

>Look! l posted a old meme! That makes me a oldfag! l totally didn't search for it in knowyourmeme!

ITT: A bunch of faggots using jokes from 2008 out of context