Anybody ever try bad dragon? The gf and I are thinking of getting one. any suggestions? Do the cum tubes work well?

Anybody ever try bad dragon? The gf and I are thinking of getting one. any suggestions? Do the cum tubes work well?

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Haha great thread OP !

Damn son can't get the job done with organic equipment kys

That's why I made it! XD dick

We have a large collection of toys, we swing, we go to sex clubs, bdsm, chastity, pee, anything really. We are both just sexual deviants. So yes a giant unicorn cock would be fun

>gf
It's nice you refer to your hand that way

Virgin detected

Vaginafag here,
Kelvin was one of my first BD toys and I'm still pretty happy with it. It depends on what kind of toy you're looking for. I don't know anything about the cum tubes but would recommend a suction cup. They're pretty solid.

What would you even say to someone when they accidentally stumble upon it?

"Oh hey Jim, uh see... My dick can't please my girl.. so I decided to sever a dragon's penis and keep as a trophy. What? Why are you staring like that?"

Or, my gf and I like to do kinky shit sometimes. Also, I'm not an insecure faggot.

Yes I have one. I'm a dude.

They are great if you're fairly versed in anal. I like to dress up like a dirty girl and pull my thong (not actually mine, it's my mothers) and fuck my ass with one. The knot is great when it goes in, but has left to some pain afterwards. Is really good orgasm though, I like to slurp up my ass juice afterwards.

Still, how would you explain it to Jim? Jim needs reasons

Jim must have reasons

Is your girls name Emma

Why would anybody find any of our sex toys? We live alone together. We have an entire bdsm setup that nobody has ever found after years lol, also most of the people we hang out with swing with us...

No, why?

Fair enuff, to each their own with kinks

Tell Jim to get the fuck out of my house and lurk more.

Jim doesn't need to know we like dragon cock. Haha

It's actually just a slightly modified dog dick. It doesn't really make them any cooler when you refer to them as 'dragon penises'.
You are degenerates and you know that.

'The fuck did you just say about Jim?

His thirst for answers must be quenched

Yes it does, telling someone you rode your pet dragon is allot cooler than telling them you rode your dog.

> posts on Sup Forums
> calls other people here degenerates.

Go suck a dick, Jim.

Wut? I know it's not an actual dragon dick. Dragons don't exist. It's called a fantasy, or a kink. And SOME of them are based on dog dicks. Also I'm super happy that I'm a degenerate that found another deviant that will participate with stuffing ourselves with dragon cock. And btw we are thinking about getting the Chimera so fuck off

He might go do that, but at least it won't be a dragon dick.

So anybody else with degenerate impotent deviant dragon dick that give any reviews? Kek

You might as well suck a nigger's balls and imagine it's a "chocolate powerball from Andromeda", but you would still be a nigger loving fag.

>The gf and I are thinking of getting one
Something wrong with your dick?

Where did niggers get involved? They aren't mythical beasts. Unless of course your talking about ultragiganigga9000 and we already have silicone mold of his terrible degenerate massive nigga schlong.

Trips

Wow so does your life basically revolve around sex culture?

Read the thread bro. It has already been explained. We are degenerate kinksters

Cum tubes are great for anal. They make it easy to squirt the lube in your asshole, making the toy easier to take and if a veteran at anal, it can also make it more pleasurable.

Ummm during the work week we are the most boring couple. Come home, make dinner, sit on the couch and watch Netflix, go to bed at 10. But on the weekend pretty much the kinkiest people around

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