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Put a metal spoon in your liquids, if you're using a microwave. It'll heat up the contents evenly.

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Put a liquids in your microwave, if you're using a metal spoon. It'll heat up the contents evenly.

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Put a great microwave your metal in spoon. Heat, will it evenly liquids.

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Use your microwaves defrost function to defrost stuff.

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Use your microwaves defrost function to defrost metal spoons.

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If you don't have metal spoons to place in any liquids you may be microwaving, put your liquids in the cutlery draw and turn the microwave on. It will trick the microwave into thinking there is a metal spoon in your liquid when the liquid is actually in the draw and you don't have any spoons, which will heat up the microwave evenly, then you can put your draw in the microwave while you go buy a metal spoon.

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Remove the door to your microwave to heat up your house in minutes.

Set your microwave for 8 hours and 25 minutes before going to bed to use as an alarm so you don't over sleep.

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Turn you microwave upside down before setting the timer to cool things down.

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