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OP from yesterday. We got a reply. Dubs decides.
Will post a new girl after.

"I have a boa if you want"

"I raise you a wombat."

Will wait a few and then start on a new one.

Fuck it let's go. Dubs decides.

Ever wonder where a banana starts and where it ends?

Bump

ROLL

Lets get one thing clear. I am not your friend, i merely want to slap my dick and balls across your face until it leaves an imprint.

Let me fill your but with vinegar and eat bread with it

"You make me wish I weren't gay!"

Fuck it. I like that one.

i liek you pls be my little pony

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Dont you die on me!!! (Bump)

Learn to spell... holy shit

I copied and pasted it dude.

He posts exactly what he's told to.

So you trying to take all of these 3 inches or not

were you the OP I gave the line about having awkward sex in the dark? If so what happened?

Not me.

i wanna buy you taco bell and let you fart on me while i wear a white t shirt.

Rolling for this.

New match.dubs

Alright, I'm not gonna bullshit you here, I'm not looking for love and I probably won't take you for dinner (unless you're lucky who knows). But what I can offer you is a very underwhelming night of sex which based on historical results will last between 2-4 minutes. So what do you say?

It's a legit first line, rolling

"You forehead's so damn big, that it couldn't fit inside the circle? Even my widescreen TV isn't that huge."

At least we know she'll reply. Dubs decides come on

Hey girl, are you a calcium deficiency? Cause you make me weak to the bone.

reroll

i want you to give my rectum an Inuit greeting

roll

hey there xDD *tips fedora*
how are you doing this day, m'lady? *sweats nervously

Are you retarded?

roll

like this, rerolling for it

Where the fucking dubs at?

Rolling.

right here boy

rerol

O SHIT

Looks like we have a couple of winners!

witnessed

That'll do.

Next pickup line: are you a nigger cause you stole my heart

by far the best one i've seen holy shit

rollo

rolling

get ready to go billboard shopping and bush cropping OP

Indeed. OP didn't even accept the dubs that came before the other ones he posted. Shame on OP.

would you like to perhaps initiate a chemical reaction that would end up in everybody walking the dinosaur?

Sorry didn't see it. I was too amazed by the other roll.

I'm actually gay, do you have a hot brother?

go for the next pickup?

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Don't worry i got the best reply.

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lets go with this

mods! mods!

New one

In case you wondering I have black jokes but my dick is as white as it gets, no dirty apartheid for your pussy :)

kek

You must be ugly as fuck for these girls to not even respond

Deadass, they're all ugly as hell too

They have to swipe him right to even chat, never used Tindr before you fucking close in?

Dubs check'em

Fuck all replies. Will abandon thread in a bit.

Made me laugh you fucking faggot

pls respond

I got a notification saying I had a message from her, but she unmatched me before I could read it.

Just got a new reply stand by.

Ye and I fucked a chick off tinder in the short time I used it.
You honestly believe girls don't just swipe right to everyone like most guys do?

'ere we go. Dubs decides

Close enough to give you the d

Don't you die on me now we've got a reply.

Roll

i wanna lick your shitter like an apple fritter

I live on the right side of your ribcage, just underneath your lungs. {i.e. (OP's address)}

reroll

Tell her where you live (Feel free to block it out in screenshot)

>off by two

cockmunching fuckstick

rerolling

under a bridge

Reroll

in my moms basement

roll

roll

re

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this or this your call OP

ROLL!

ever pumped a bottle of mustard up a grown man's ass before?

So few dubs in this thread.

This

rere

that is not important i'm outside your house right now
why don't you come out and we can go to a movie or something

I don't get it....

roll

Move to the window so i can get a better view of you

the tard meant to say left side

he's being cheesy and tried to say that he lives in her heart

Winrar