Dubs decides

Dubs decides

there are 7 planets and i will destroy ur ass

"I only swiped right because of your hat. Where can I buy one of those?!"

Check them

Can I bite your tongue?

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the dubs has spoken

Send tits and you'll get dick

Women are such hollow fucking creatures and the creation of the Emoji was a sick ploy to expose this as fact.

iFunny

I am not joking, i will berry my dick so far inside your ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

>Back to iFunny

>Twitch emotes

I browse it IRONICALLY, OK?!!

>Meme arrows

winrar

now send some tits or gtfo

Dumb bitch acts like she wouldn't like it

Bby plz let me do it

I'll be the stuffing wont u be the turkey?

Girl, I would slam my huge tree-trunk dick so far inside your rectum the water on my shaft will quench your thirst

Sorry, a bunch of idiots on the internet are telling me what to write

Rolling for this one.

I'm an illegal alien and trump is deporting me.

So what are we

rar

roll

Go trump

Wtf, dubs madness

wow, that was quick
QUICKER THAN A NON-CUT IN BED
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Lol berry

my asshole is that large, you can even bury your head inside of it.

You can call me lolifag kittenfucker

Checked

End this with glorious dubs

can i eat you ass like a yogurt cup with no spoon?
ROLLING

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This

Rolling

The one on the left looks like those odd old hand-drawn animes from the 90s, like Dragon Ball and Hokuto no Ken.

can i haz tit plz.

>Forever21
Sweet username brah!

Just letting you know I eat ass even with the cat threat

Its good to know you are part of the largest whiteknights community

If u were my sister id still skullfuck you

Reroll

reroll

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This

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkietalkie

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where are my spicy dubs?

I give free female circumscisions

Roll dat

"I have a feeling you're trouble"

Will you tickle my pickle for a nickle?

Ive starred in 4 tentacle pornos

RETARD SPOTTED

21, just the perfect age to try anal.

Winrar!

Dis

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Do u know whats great about having sex with twenty eight year olds? Theres 20 of them :)

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I wanna suck a wet fart out of your ass and hold it in like a bong rip

Listen I am sorry. I am actually a faggot and not interesting in sleeping with you. I am a basement dweller and I am having other basement dwellers tell me what to say from my Eithiopian Origami Community

Is it a problem if I have herpes?

reroll

And thats why the ugly people losers is lame and ugly cause couldnt hurt the popular people the ugly way or cant hurt the popular people with looks
and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and even if the ugly people losers lose the popular people has to pretend to like the ugly people losers
and thats why the ugly people losers is not worth it
and its going to suck cause no one know how pathatic and ugly the ugly people losers is when try to hurt the attrative loser people and the ugly people losers the ugly way plus the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers smell like dog shit like beyonce
and it doesnt matter if the ugly people losers hurt the popular people the ugly way
and has no friends and everyone pretend to like the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers that smell like shit like beyonce cause outnumber everybody and being fucken ugly and ugly while smelling like dog crap like beyonce and no one would know how fucken ugly n smell like dog shit like beyonce like the ugly guys losers that talk to women or everybody and the ugly guys losers stil hurt the popular people the ugly way when too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks and the ugly guys losers smell like dog shit like beyonce and is ugly
and the ugly guys losers that is ugly and smell like shit like beyonce is so pathatic that has to hurt the popular people the ugly way when cant hurt the popular people with looks and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and smell like dog poop like beyonce and is ugly and outnumber the popular people
so when the ugly guys losers try to act better then the popular people or anybody say the ugly guys losers is pathatic and smell like dog poop like beyonce and cant get no girls and is ugly
and things change but the popular people got proof the ugly guys losers that smell like dog poop like beyonce is lame and ugly and hurt the attrative loser people and the popular people the ugly way

how big are your tits... 32 A?

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And thats why the ugly people losers is lame and ugly cause couldnt hurt the popular people the ugly way or cant hurt the popular people with looks
and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and even if the ugly people losers lose the popular people has to pretend to like the ugly people losers
and thats why the ugly people losers is not worth it
and its going to suck cause no one know how pathatic and ugly the ugly people losers is when try to hurt the attrative loser people and the ugly people losers the ugly way plus the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers smell like dog shit like beyonce
and it doesnt matter if the ugly people losers hurt the popular people the ugly way
and has no friends and everyone pretend to like the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers that smell like shit like beyonce cause outnumber everybody and being fucken ugly and ugly while smelling like dog crap like beyonce and no one would know how fucken ugly n smell like dog shit like beyonce like the ugly guys losers that talk to women or everybody and the ugly guys losers stil hurt the popular people the ugly way when too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks and the ugly guys losers smell like dog shit like beyonce and is ugly
and the ugly guys losers that is ugly and smell like shit like beyonce is so pathatic that has to hurt the popular people the ugly way when cant hurt the popular people with looks and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and smell like dog poop like beyonce and is ugly and outnumber the popular people
so when the ugly guys losers try to act better then the popular people or anybody say the ugly guys losers is pathatic and smell like dog poop like beyonce and cant get no girls and is ugly
and things change but the popular people got proof the ugly guys losers that smell like dog poop like beyonce is lame and ugly
thats why fuck the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers on tv and movies

give me some money and i let u rim my butthole

You like McDonald's? cus I got a bigdick menu waiting for you

Sometimes I masturbate so hard mustard comes out of my asshole

I'm really sorry about my behaviour today. I think I'm like this because I was abused by my dad when i was 7. He wanted me to stick my dick into his teenage mutant ninja turtles alarm clock. You know how hard it is to shove your cock into an alarm clock. I also killed my mother two summers ago. I had beans nigga. My mother tried to eat my beans nigga. I yelled :" you ate all my beans nigga!". I still got beans nigga.
Then i ate the beans.
Shit was cash.

win

>Whats your type?
Follow up with.
>For me its kids who can keep a secret ;)

>You like McDonald's? cus I got a McBigDick menu waiting for you

i was just joking with the last stuff i said. we dont live far from each other. how about you come to my house and watch netflix with me?

reroll

there are 9 planets nigger

show me sharpie in pooper

8 nigger

well yeah If you don't count dwarf planets