ITT: We are in an office

ITT: We are in an office

I'm gonna get some coffe faggot

Alright.. go turn the thermostat really low

Fuck me till my face falls off!

I'm the faggot with the curly orange hair : I roll up a drawn picture of a dick and throw it to the blonde bitch behind me

Does the internet still work ? I can't go to Sup Forums!
What's the number for the helpdesk again ?

wrong office bud

I'm the boss and walk around with my dick out.

I rather be in my home office right now.

pls put your shoes back on!

let me take a quick fap in the restroom.

i knock on the door

it's me goku

Don't worry, its 112

is this the chan office, I dont see mute though

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Nah mate, I'm the boss. I allow you to do it next to the blond bitch.

Michael Jim put my stapler in jello again

CARON PASS ME THE FUCKING STAPLER

well, now we have this in front of the building...

kek

Quick, we don't want to get fined, start a small fire!

Hey Chris I need those papers on my desk by 5

Ok time to check that this siren does.

OH MY GOD. I didnt want this, I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!

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Hey.. hey guys watch me do a Tommen impression.

>Does art instead of working

sniff sniff
What's that smell ?

OH FUCK DAVID !
PUT YOUR SHOES ON !

ups

SOMEONE STOP HIM HE'L CRUSH MY CAR

Coffee is for closers only you fucking piece of shit.

>art
>this picture

YOU'RE FIRED!

Shit guys I slept in this morning.. What'd I miss in the meeting?

dont worry - i got that

They got their shit together a little too late

>ups

Deutsche Schwuchtel

i dont see nigger jim
did nigger jim come to work today?

Dave. Dave... Dave? Has anyone seen Dave? Is he in yet?

>Deutsche Schwuchtel
>auf deutsch

They died in the fire

Nur weil ich auf Deutsch geschrieben hast bedeutet nicht, dass ich Deutsch bin.

omg i have to do all these files by 3 and its 1 now! what will i do?
its rediculous what they make us do here...
okay im going for a cigarette break, work is so stressful!

>hast

I'm such a fucking faggot I can't even describe it. I can't believe I made that mistake. Put me in the fucking oven.

nothing important as usual.
Bob is fired.

fgt

>Nur weil ich auf Deutsch geschrieben hast bedeutet nicht, dass ich Deutsch bin.

:/

Yea, that's where jews belong.

Good morning staff, I'd like to remind Sup Forums division of our zero tolerance sexual harassment policy that anyone with an offensive wallpaper will be placed on administrative leave.

Nope. Got shot at a BLM rally last night. Nugget Jim dead. D-E-D dead

fart loud

Chris did you eat my fucking sandwich again you peice of shit

i'm the biggest autist here

Excuse me user, can I have a word with you regarding language inappropriate for the workplace..?

Chris i'm fucking sick and tired of you shoving my mouse into your ass

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Why is the plane so close to our office?

It was blocked after Brian was caught downloading porn images from it.

okey dockey jonson I am need this report bring tomorrow

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Would this Leafy and Luna wallpaper be considered offensive?

sooo... what exactly do we "do" here?

kek
>333
cheked

Lads, that new girl is cute as fuck.

>bitch

That's sexual discrimination, I'm sending an email to HR!

Has anyone seen the TF24-B ink cartridges!? I repeat has anyone seen the TF24-B cartridges!!? And God damn it has anyone seen my red stapler !? I SWEAR IT WAS RIGHT ON MY DESK

it's offensive how shitty it is.
You're literally offending my eyes, mate.

This thread was visited by the Almighty loaf. Confess your sins unto me, for even now, the evil seeds of what you have done germinate within you. Confess unto me, my children, or be banished to burn in hell.

I'm gonna go take a 3 hour shit and play on my phone.

Shut up! I'm working!

"Bernie can still win!"

Hello
It's not sexual discrimination. She actually is a bitch.
Greetings, HR.

Hey guys, my first day here! What have I to do?

Guys, who took a shit on my desk?

Excuse me, I'm the official fire warden for this office. I did a one day course and passed an online test so I'm pretty sure I've got this under control. You can leave now, I have a hi-vis vest.

CAN YOU NIGGERS STOP TALKING I'M TRYING TO FUCKING WORK

Don't worry, it hit the tower next to us.

Prajeet was rude to me again.

>tfw off shore tech is hell

I once killed a man then sucked him off. Please forgive me

Whoever doesn't do this at work is a fucking idiot, straight up.

Well, that was a lucky escape

i have been with this company for 7 years, and i still have no idea

911 was an inside job

Make tea and coffee.

It was Dave from Accounting with Stapler !

oh, can i have that back?

Im going to the cupboard anyone want anything ?

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7/11 was a handjob.

Thank goodness jet fuel can't melt steel beams or they'd be fucked.

Fuck knows either, just browsing google maps the entire time

Great, so... uuuuh... want some help?

Hey guys! Working hard or hardly working? lol

Hvac guy here, two women called me down one said it was too cold, one said it was too hot.

Any men here have a complaint? You can't trust a woman's temperature report.

I would, but I put it in the cup Chris is drinking from. Ask him for it.

gtfo you fucking newoffficefag what makes you think we wanted you to replace bill ?

Someone keeps stealing my pens, can I get some more please?

Vasaline, a rubber glove and a three hole punch. Oh and a welding mask.

No.

Lol, office jokes. Better than dad jokes. xD