Ok Sup Forums, help me get laid here

Ok Sup Forums, help me get laid here

what should i say? get a 4 or 9 to decide

This convo has potential op don't let us faggots ruin it for you

"To be completely honest, I just thought you looked really beautiful and wanted to talk to you. To me, that's all the reason one needs."

this!

this and

I wanna suck a wet fart out of your ass and hold it in like a bong hit.

lol

this this this

becuz i liek bubs

Leave out the last sentence op. Otherwise this one is good

Bc I like spaghetti haha and I think you might like it too

rolling

rerolling to ruin OP

i wanna lick your shitter like an apple fritter

rolin

I'll be straight with you, that face is really fuckable and I can only imagine what your body looks like on top of this cock.

Tits or GTFO

Because I wanna see you piss in a cup

Cause im really lonley and im looking for friends :(
and you seemed like a nice slut

Kek gay ass roll

winrar

This

Your tits look okay, so I decided to try and bait you into my basement

roll

this

Do it and enjoy your happy life

Win

winrar

"Well from your profile you seem like an interesting beautiful woman and I I'd like to get to know you better"

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WINRAR

call me a heterosexual, but i actually want to get laid

You look hot enough to fuck, but not too hot that I'll catch something.

Roll

you look like a minor so i thought it would be fun to jerk off to your pictures. Send nudes nigger.

von

Winrar

OP IS AN HUGE FAGGOT FOR NOT DELIVARING!

WINRAR

Are you a nigger? Cus you stole my heart

Holy Kek, roll

>Getting the poor bastard cucked 140%

rolling for this

This looked like the most realistic option, but she still hasn't replied

This

Post pic

got

"I just know what I like, drinks at [pub near you] on [day] [time]?"

Why cucked?

OP is an faggot

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cucc'd?

Thanks Spidey, you're keeping this thread alive

fuckin lame

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Keep this thred alive I have faith

respond please

jesus fucking christ, enjoy the stories about her past boyfriend you beta piece of shit. You contact a girl on tindr, you know she's interested because she swiped right. You know she's on tindr because she's not looking for anything serious.

The only thing you need to say to her is a date and a time for drinks.


Have fun being her emotional sponge and complimenting her on her looks you fucking orbiter.

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>cucked

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Bear with me guyszszs, i've messaged others

>Checked

Trips don't lie OP..

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Not true

I got married because of Tinder. Sick wife. I have nudes of you want

never compliment a girl's outward appearance before you're fucking her. You need her to seek your validation, you don't just give her that shit for free.

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This is terrible lulz

>lulz
kill yourself

You idiot

So far you're not a nigger. Thats a great plus for you, you know?

would've been better to say "That smile of yours lured me in, but that weird [insert weird thing about her] made me want to know more!"

That beta shit you sent = no response or a generic convo killer one

this is beta as fuck too

Day
Night
That contrast tho

thats beta as fuck too, you faggot

cringed

a good response would be "because im bored as fuck and looking for someone to hang with. you seemed pretty cool so i thought why the hell not"

triptank?

re-roll

Good job op, you killed it

last time you talked to a girl?

ITT - Op is a fucking idiot.

Great opener, cutting through bullshit is excellent. A sensible, reasoned and conversation leading response would be something like "You seemed interesting, and I've got time for that sort of thing"

Leave it ambiguous you cunt.

Goddamn dude are you for fucking real? You're basically brothers in Beta.

Hang urself.

Basically op right now

ITT
>everyone here is a virgin and thinks girls are as easy to get like in anime

Holy fuck I need an ambulance from all that beta

You clearly have never talked to a girl
Thanks for cringe

This

It's not exactly brain surgery.

>says he wants to skip the bullshit
>procceds with bullshit

you should have just said you wanted batter dip your cranny axe in her gutlocker

depends on what kind of girl you want. it's pretty easy to get a girl for a one night stand. but if you want something serious you should avoid the easy ones and look for girls with dignity. even then it's not that hard as long as you don't act too thirsty

A protip- don't be nice, don't be flattering- be direct. Straight up say you wanna get your dick wet. Won't work every time, but will work more often than any of this other m'lady shit. You don't wanna see her smile, you wanna see her plastered in cum. Be honest with the bitch.

good for a solid std. depends on what op wants though, if no relationship and roll the dice on a clean slut then follow this

If you're swiping right on tinder looking for a proper, dignified gf, you might also try finding a good, honest friend in a drug den. Nigga you're in the wrong place.

i ment in general, i don't use tinder.