/heem/: dana white aiming a sniper rifle edition

Upcoming events:

7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 - Murata vs Kohori
7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Lineker vs McDonald
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem

Previous thread: News:

>Lobov-Avila official
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/conor-mcgregor-teammate-artem-lobov-meets-nate-diaz-teammate-chris-avila-at-ufc-202

>Islam Makhachev no longer suspended
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/after-provisional-ban-before-ufc-on-fox-19-islam-makhachev-has-usada-suspension-lifted

>Lauren Murphy vs. Katlyn Chookagian added to UFC Fight Night 91
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/lauren-murphy-vs-katlyn-chookagian-added-to-ufc-fight-night-91-in-sioux-falls

Other urls found in this thread:

tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/justin-lawrence
reddit.com/r/MMAstreams
youtube.com/watch?v=SRwvuApSLbg
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Brendan Schaub is a god

Rothwell > Swab

>20 post early

Who is the smartest UFC fighter?

Post fightfus

In terms of fight IQ, Cruz
Overall, probably some who with a 1-2 UFC record

She's got spectacular hair.

Georges St Pierre

This man right here. He is a self made multimillionaire, a t-shirt mogul and one part of one of the most successful podcasts in the world.

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kinda looks like a linda cardellini there

who

>multimillionaire
no

That giant mole on her face is fucking disgusting

Could Koreshkov beat Thompson?
His smothering, aggressive style makes him seem like the perfect person to do it.

check mate you cheeto fingered nerd

i think that makes her cuter imho

Koreshkov couldn't even beat Askren. There's nothing he could do against the top 10 in the UFC

Jon

I think you'd be surprised

>t-shirt mogul
Every time.

keep thinking that, zuffa shill

*top 13

Gunnar Nelson, Kelvin Gastelum, and Tarec Saffiedine could beat him too

>I wish they would let me next door so I can spit on your dick.

*shilling intensifies*

this. cant believe how delusional people are about d-league champs.

its so funny when you see strikeforce champ luke rockhold get easily ko'd by ufc vet bisping

I think you'd be surprised
Koreshkov is a killer

I think YOU'D be surprised. I think top 15 ufc ww's would fuck him up.

he'd struggle against ufc prospect cm punk.

le only knows how to legkick A-rab would get demolished and you know it.

>Look Jon, it's already unwrapped.

You're just mad Rory would get fucked up by koreshkov.
Lmao @ Rory still being your boy

it's amazing because luke should already know not to be cocky/arrogant after shit like the vitor fight

l-m-f-a-o at you.
rory would ko the fool in 2 minutes

so based

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reminder

>I look up, and who is standing over me? Jon Jones.

>Ronda between fight camps, ronda on the scale

>Jon...

JON JONES

JON JONES, GET THAT CANDLE OUT BOY CUZ IM SUCKIN

Is Ludwig really a shitty trainer?

>yfw this happened
This and the Koreshkov win confirms that Bellator has decent fighters in my mind. A lot of the top guys in Bellator could be successful in the mid-upper echelons of the UFC.

>celebrity net worth
lifetime earnings != net worth

proxy

stahp

Anyone else think UFC FN 90 is a very underrated card? I'm more interested in it than I was Rory-Thompson.

GET YOUR DICK ERECT BOY I'M SUCCIN

tasty new webms
cheers

He doesn't seem all that bad to me. TAM did fine when he was there. I think Uriah Faber is just trying to smear him because of some personal issues.

They aren't new desu
Someone else posted the links to them during the event
There were multiple that I didn't save during the event because I was on mobile data. I'm on starbucks wifi right now, so I can finally post large files again. Haven't had steady access to wifi for a while desu, particularly not fast wifi

>DC vs Jon Jones Ultimate Fighter season
Papa Dana make it happen, he must get the succ

>he fell for the fight IQ meme

Posting some more Bellator 157 webms
How many days ago was Rory-Thompson?

15 days.
>It's been more than 2 weeks since the last UFC event
No wonder /heem/ is so shit right now.

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Where to watch ufc 200 pls

Did you feel accomplished when you made that post

Is that Mike Pyle's son?

the future

my house bud, you need to bring food and drink for everyone

At your house with 8 or 10 of your buddies.

Damn what an awesome weekend I have planned. I'm actually at a cookout/party right now. Tomorrow another cookout get together. Then on Monday another fucking cookout with fireworks. Getting to hang out with friends and family. I have a great job, making lots of money and I get to shitpost on /heem/ all day. Really tiring getting paid to do nothing lol. Anyway it's even better because I'm spending it with my wife. Yes unlike you Shertards and 189 babby's I'm married. She's tiny lol. Weighs like 112lbs now. Because she's pregnant. She's 5'2 btw. She's starting to get a little thicker though, kind of looking forward to the next couple of months. The other day she goes "my tits feel heavy" and I was like "yeah the look heavy" and then we fucked lol. I hope you guys go out tonight and enjoy this weekend and next because of UFC 200. Seriously if you aren't doing anything for July 4th or 200 heem yourself my man. Lmao'ing @ ur lives. Your opinion wgaf.

daily reminder that these people are literally my puppets

It's very rare to find a good asian fighter

His name is Justin Lawrence
tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/justin-lawrence

daily reminder that negative attention is still attention

True, but there are some

>Kyoji Horiguchi
>Doo Hoo Choi
>Shinya Aoki
>Korean Zombie

Haha u posted anime hurrr that makes me mad but oh no negative attention is still attention I jus played into ur trick wat a genius

daily reminder that when I squeeze her tits too hard she says they are sore and makes me stop

do you guys think dc and jones will hug it out afterwards?

Jones is going to sue DC after DC ruthlessly attacks his penis

Maybe, only if the fight goes exactly the way Jon wants it to

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Well go post that on t shirts and podcasts board, he is not a fighter.

That's pretty gay

I kek'd at your post desu senpai

>going through the archives and looking at threads that happened ~6 months ago
what happened, holy shit

>Michael Bisping knocked out Luke Rockhold

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cowboy cerrone can box with guys his own size/height, he also can wrestle but no one has tried to wrestle him in years.

so that diaz rematch is now super spicy if it happens

>sniper rifle
Hello nogunz

Cerrone wins that match imo
He can outstrike Diaz by sticking to his Muay Thai and attacking the body and legs while pressing the action and is also adept enough on the ground to prevent Diaz from pulling off a cheeky submission if they ever find themselves in that position

explain what I got wrong /k/-senpai

Let's not forget Cerrone got mauled just 2 fights ago

By the current champion, though, who also BTFO Diaz when they fought

reddit.com/r/MMAstreams

is this one of the best fights?
youtube.com/watch?v=SRwvuApSLbg

>Victor Belfurt

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this made me lmfao

There really isn't much going on in MMA right now that we haven't spent a lot of time talking about, is there?
7/7 - 7/9 will spice things up, though.

Let's post heartbreakers:


>Zingano gets fucking mauled by Pena and cries

>Edgar gets KO'd by Aldo

>Brock leaves Hunt looking like a corpse

>Santos head kicks Gegard and knocks him out stiff

>Cormier gets blue balled

Kek

>DC-Jones ends up being a snoozefest
>Nunes heems Tate
>Hunt takes longer than a minute to heem Brock

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Miesha will win

>you now remember riding the goob train up to its height when he heemed aldo