Ask a guy who steals every day from work anything

Ask a guy who steals every day from work anything

are u nigger ?

Checked & rekt

white as a ghost

Where do you work?

Do you work at walmart? I did and stole sandwiches and 5 hour energies daily. Found a higher paying job and just left them out of the blue. Fuck em.

i work as a waiter part time at parties , weddings and all sorts of events

I would steal condoms, little snacks, electronics, etc.. and since I worked in the back it was easier.

So what do you steal?

Found out condoms are the most commonly stolen thing from Wal-Mart's.

What do you steal? Phones wallets etc?

bottles of alcohol at parties and weddings every time , dont actually drink it , just store it under my bed
food , all the time , i even bring a plastic container
found a wallet with 600 $ once , didnt return it
found a phone , Samsung S6 , brand new that just came ot , didnt return it
i have a lot of stories from stuff i stole , could post em

Do it, guy

post em

i bring a backpack to work
i put it at a place where i can go i nobody could see me put shit in like a closet or backoffice where we bring empty glasses and plates at events
the key is patience
>go to work in a hotel
>manager tells me 4 ours 50 $ for 30 people waiter
>turns out 6 ours 50 $ 100 people only waiter
>lying faggot needs to pay
>i left backpack behind bar
>manager tells me they count bottles after party
>dont care
>put a Jack in my backpack when nobody look
> put a lot of food which was allowed
>put bottle opener
>put 6 shot glasses
>put all kinds of shit i found in the storage next to the bar
>my backpack weight 10+ kg at the end
>left as soon as i got the money and never returned
i dont work at one place

>moving chairs and tables for a wedding
>some firms meeting was there 3-4 hour before i came to work
>2-3 people were in the wedding hall
>nobody noticed a wallet
>heartraces.jpg
>look for colleague whos with me
>not looking
>lean down to tie my shoe
>stuff wallet in sock
>go to bathroom
>count 600 $ , dont really need it but fuck it , its money
> some oldfags wallet
> put wallet in pocket and play it cool for 8 hours
>realise there are cameras in the hotel
>i always look for them , even when not working
>no cameras in wedding hall
>go home take money , destroy every shred of document and ID
>destroy wallet ( was shit wallet )
>feel bad for a day
>still remember the guys name

fuck him , 600 is big money.

60 minutes is an "hour". The possessive pronoun for "we" is our.

klh

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>Anonymous 06/28/16(Tue)00:42:36 No.691846685▶
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i stole a bubblegum from the supermarket once

>been drinking all night
>tequila shot
>drunk as fuck so i leave before i puke all over grils
> walking home like a fucking penguin
>as i waddle i come across a big store
>sit on long bench next to some fat cunt for a minute
>she is with other whale
>they leave and bitch leaves phone
>just take it and put it in pocket but still drunk so i stay
>runs back after a minute to look for it
>jiggles like jello
>"have you seen a phone here "
>look her with a weird glance and tell "yes but i guy said its his"
>"what the fuck ?!? where is he"
>point down and say he had blond hair
>"why did you let him take it ?!?!"
>bitch is red as a prolapsed asshole
>runs down
>i walk in opposite dirrection and go home
>as we were talking it was ringing in my pocket the entire time
>turned down volume first
>drunk but not stupid
>went home and took out SIM
>now its my moms
>gave it to her for Xmas

thats awesome

cont with other stories ?

so you must be a latino asshole since you plaed the "$" after the number

i live in Europe

moar?

you sure solved that mystery

I wholeheartedly hope you get caught and get your ass rekt in jail