Hey Sup Forumsros, dubs decide

Hey Sup Forumsros, dubs decide

"Ich bin einsam du bist einsam, darf ich dich einsamen?"

It ain't gonna suck itself you know. So when are you coming over?

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In 1970 a soviet director decided to ask The premier to give him permission to film a movie about the napoleonic wars. He got the ok and around 16,000 Russian troops to use as French soldiers in the film, he even taught them formations and trained them to use a musket. The movie was such a hit even the US which was strongly anti-Russian aired it daily

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I'm a multimillionaire with an average cock. Let's fly to new Zealand my little slampiggy.

One of my oldest friends sat by my side
his hands resting on his knees
still like a chair
“he didn't want to go like this”
he said and I thought about telling
the uber driver about you
his car smelling like fabric softener
and the night stretching heavy without you
two heartbroken mothers talking
your lips white and everybody
pale like ghosts vanishing in the air
emptying the streets where
you fell on your head on the pavement
and a blood vessel popped in your brain
then your spirit ditched your body
and all we were left with was silence
I hugged Aunt Lupe and I hugged
strangers that cupped my tears in their hands
and we sat in a room with a hole in the wall
and a bed of wooden boxes and blankets
waiting for you to come over and
tell us it was all a big joke
that you would walk in at your own funeral
dancing like an idiot with a big smile on your face
you would hold your mother and say you're sorry
and tomorrow we'd walk the lonely streets again
where puddles of dirty rainwater and black tar
cover the places where bodies fell heavy
and our feet drag one more time

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Trade nudes? ;)

I would love to listen about your problems

Because your face is a good target for my cum

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Because you aren't a nigger

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kek

I'll show you mine if you show me yours ;)

Because I'll show my dick

I want this. Roll

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Because I told you to bitch

Fuck it. Last roll

I want to sloob all over your boobs

I am a fucking faggot.

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bc u r hot xD

BIG MONNEY NO WHAMMY

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You, sir, are and idiot :P

I'm asking politely
please m'am show me your udders

Rolling for this

Winrar

Just kidding
Lets fuck

Damn OP, I didn't think you would actually follow through that, keep being you user

Rolling for this

Winrar! Exept OP just fucked himself

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Trips!!

oh shit. trips have spoken

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You look very much like the perfect rape victim

Look at this Asian bitch skipping out on work

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Hey cutie, check this cool thread on Sup Forums

>Udders

I completed the fitness gram nigger test

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do you like My Little Pony ? I think it's a great show ! Rainbow Dash make my dick so hard :3

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Yes seriously now show em

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Lets bang. Don't worry about getting pregnant, my friend is an abortionist. (include this gif)

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get ready to take 4'5 of pleasure up your poo box donkey

Say "I am a faggot"

Sup Forumsros need a good dickpick

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Rewl

Fake as fuck

Dubs get

I hope that this whole conversation ends up getting OP laid

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i haven't FUCKED ANYBODY since YEARS my semen must be SOLID
LMAO

excuse me, I have tremendous autism

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This will get her panties soaked

OP she's clearly asking for a dick pic

Send a giant black dick pic.

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jet melt cant fuel steal beams

just google a random dick pick and send it to her op and caption it with "you like? ;)"

ARE MY WORDS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOUR ROYAL BITCHNESS

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Lol

c=8
There you go

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Add some more lmaos and some cringy emojis

Find a good sized dick big but not huge like believable big make sure it's the same race as you fgt then send it

*tips fedora*

wanna see some child porn ?

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hook was a sandy job inside

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Winrar

"You're on Sup Forums"

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that's not a gif, but roll anyway.

So . before we do anything, I am legally bound to inform you I am a child molester. When I come over PLEASE let me know if you have ANY 4-9 year old BOYS. Girls are okay.
God I want to grab your head and fuck your mouth.

You first. Then I'll send full nude.

I got a one incher though

:O

may I dispense my seminal fluid on your shins?

WIN!!!

I've been building a sperm dam since fucking jimmy carter just let me have this one

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Because your brother is here and he wants me to jerk him off to your tits

I can assure you I've got a King Kong gonzo dong that you'll gag on till you pass out

Winrar

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Is that fucking brother bear on the TV?

I love you, sweet princess.