Find a single flaw

Find a single flaw.

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he's shite

He isn't fucking my boipucci right now

Imagine if he gets injured and Meme Stegen has to play instead.

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I'm not gay or anything, but Neuer could definitely dominate me

Meh. He's a pretty good goalkeeper. Nothing to complain about. He usually does all right.

no homo

Hes not De Gea

Thank Jesus Christ.

>le dive to the right man

He maybe good but him and Muller are real fucking cunts.

He's balding

ZA ZA

you dun it again italy

conte will fail terribly in chelsea, screencap this

;_;

He was home-grown in a secret Nazi lab that genetically engineers aryan ubermenschen

how is that a flaw?

probably >muh soul or something along those lines

He's not a girl.

read the comments of this video
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That can be changed, Jakub. We have the technology..

I am reasonably sure he fucked my then gf when he came home from winning the wc.

>you will never make this much girls cream themselves in a youtube comment section

jdmisa famiglia

Would be honored DESU
If I were you I would have eaten the cum out of her pussy

hes not kahn

>can't save game-winning penalty
>has to have 2 meme italians miss in extra time
>finally save penalty number 18
>"goat"

yea no, he's a fucking meme

Was Khan better than Neuer?

no

is the sun bigger and brighter than moon?

He was more fun in interviews. Also scarier.

he looks dumb as shit

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Nah, that semen slurping sport isn't for me.

the puppet never surpass the master

dayum, Reif was decent back then

tumblr nose

Hes easily fooled, because most of penalties Italy scored were shoot at the center, and he always dive to left or right.

He's not chocking on my dick

OAH

Theorically no. Practically yes.

That's not being fooled, that's anticipating, something most goalkeepers do.
And it's basically why they call penalties a lottery.

yes
Kahn was a literal beast

But that's stupid, if anything Neuer is the reflection of Kahn.
>Brazilian analogies

that the point, he didnt anticipated anything, he sucked at the penalty shootout. If you just kicked to the center your chances of scoring against him were very high.

youtube.com/watch?v=8EnsUeR2MyI

Can someone link to the thread where the penalties began?

Will be in about 10 years though

I don't think you understand how anticipating works. You can anticipate wrong.

MODS

>:^)

please someone ;__;

his homosexuality

He's Westphalian.

He's not constantly dressed in Hugo Boss

Fags

He's not Buffon

>Pretty Good

lmao

But guess who is

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He drinks Coke Zero

I wish he would drink MY cock zero if you understand what it is that I am trying to get across.

Why must he scratch and sniff? Has he said why? Has the German press asked him?

Aryan as fuck

Nothing wrong

Because he is autistic.

>dem plump lips
no homo but I would marry him

Inofficial version: He said that this ritual was used by the germanic tribes to satisfy the god wotan and brings prosparity and success to the people.

Official version: He said that the andrenaline rush makes him do that and the doesn't even realise that he is doing it.

Whatever it is, it helps. Vs. Poland he did not do it and the game ended 0-0

yes

Kahn wasn't just good himself, he also made the rest of his team perform better (they were terrified of him)

Oh he could Manuel my Neuer any day, if you get my drift.

Min 0:38

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He hasn't torn up my boi pussy :3

based kahn

Top kek at Beckenbauer celebrating like a teenager.

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I miss the old berserk Kahn, he's so relaxed these days

if he did that today he would be marked as racist, nazi,...etc

god i hate what this world has become lately

>erzähl' keine Scheiße dooo

translate please i dont speak bavarian

Black guy is crying for the ref
>Kahn: Shut your mouth
>Black guy: "Shut your mouth"?
>Kahn: You better watch out and stop talking shit

hence this doesnt seems to be so bad what he said and the referee (who might be racist) only yelled at the dindu

It wasn't bad back then but nowdays saying anything in that kind of language towards a dindu gets the PC SJW treatment.

does anyone have the photoshops of neuer wearing the mask outside the cryo chamber

shitty keeper

He isn't making sweet love to me right now in a poorly pitched tent we drove 10 hours to put up in a sketchy croatian campground that may or may not be a racket.

I can feel the rocks and pine needles brushing my back through the deflated air mattress as I write this...

>muh white victim complex

only racist language gets that treatment, like if he said shut your mouth nigger..

He already has a girlfriend.

kahn has a lot neanderthal dna