Find a single flaw.
Find a single flaw
bavarian
i cant
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he's shite
He isn't fucking my boipucci right now
Imagine if he gets injured and Meme Stegen has to play instead.
this
I'm not gay or anything, but Neuer could definitely dominate me
Meh. He's a pretty good goalkeeper. Nothing to complain about. He usually does all right.
no homo
Hes not De Gea
Thank Jesus Christ.
>le dive to the right man
He maybe good but him and Muller are real fucking cunts.
He's balding
ZA ZA
you dun it again italy
conte will fail terribly in chelsea, screencap this
;_;
He was home-grown in a secret Nazi lab that genetically engineers aryan ubermenschen
how is that a flaw?
probably >muh soul or something along those lines
He's not a girl.
read the comments of this video
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That can be changed, Jakub. We have the technology..
I am reasonably sure he fucked my then gf when he came home from winning the wc.
>you will never make this much girls cream themselves in a youtube comment section
jdmisa famiglia
Would be honored DESU
If I were you I would have eaten the cum out of her pussy
hes not kahn
>can't save game-winning penalty
>has to have 2 meme italians miss in extra time
>finally save penalty number 18
>"goat"
yea no, he's a fucking meme
Was Khan better than Neuer?
no
is the sun bigger and brighter than moon?
He was more fun in interviews. Also scarier.
he looks dumb as shit
...
Nah, that semen slurping sport isn't for me.
the puppet never surpass the master
dayum, Reif was decent back then
tumblr nose
Hes easily fooled, because most of penalties Italy scored were shoot at the center, and he always dive to left or right.
He's not chocking on my dick
OAH
Theorically no. Practically yes.
That's not being fooled, that's anticipating, something most goalkeepers do.
And it's basically why they call penalties a lottery.
yes
Kahn was a literal beast
But that's stupid, if anything Neuer is the reflection of Kahn.
>Brazilian analogies
that the point, he didnt anticipated anything, he sucked at the penalty shootout. If you just kicked to the center your chances of scoring against him were very high.
Can someone link to the thread where the penalties began?
Will be in about 10 years though
I don't think you understand how anticipating works. You can anticipate wrong.
MODS
>:^)
please someone ;__;
his homosexuality
He's Westphalian.
He's not constantly dressed in Hugo Boss
Fags
He's not Buffon
>Pretty Good
lmao
But guess who is
He drinks Coke Zero
I wish he would drink MY cock zero if you understand what it is that I am trying to get across.
Why must he scratch and sniff? Has he said why? Has the German press asked him?
Aryan as fuck
Nothing wrong
Because he is autistic.
>dem plump lips
no homo but I would marry him
Inofficial version: He said that this ritual was used by the germanic tribes to satisfy the god wotan and brings prosparity and success to the people.
Official version: He said that the andrenaline rush makes him do that and the doesn't even realise that he is doing it.
Whatever it is, it helps. Vs. Poland he did not do it and the game ended 0-0
yes
Kahn wasn't just good himself, he also made the rest of his team perform better (they were terrified of him)
Oh he could Manuel my Neuer any day, if you get my drift.
Min 0:38
He hasn't torn up my boi pussy :3
based kahn
Top kek at Beckenbauer celebrating like a teenager.
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I miss the old berserk Kahn, he's so relaxed these days
if he did that today he would be marked as racist, nazi,...etc
god i hate what this world has become lately
>erzähl' keine Scheiße dooo
translate please i dont speak bavarian
Black guy is crying for the ref
>Kahn: Shut your mouth
>Black guy: "Shut your mouth"?
>Kahn: You better watch out and stop talking shit
hence this doesnt seems to be so bad what he said and the referee (who might be racist) only yelled at the dindu
It wasn't bad back then but nowdays saying anything in that kind of language towards a dindu gets the PC SJW treatment.
does anyone have the photoshops of neuer wearing the mask outside the cryo chamber
shitty keeper
He isn't making sweet love to me right now in a poorly pitched tent we drove 10 hours to put up in a sketchy croatian campground that may or may not be a racket.
I can feel the rocks and pine needles brushing my back through the deflated air mattress as I write this...
>muh white victim complex
only racist language gets that treatment, like if he said shut your mouth nigger..
He already has a girlfriend.
kahn has a lot neanderthal dna