My ex messaged me on facebook a few months ago, basically apologising for how shit went down when we split up a few years back. Long story short, we talked on facebook for a bit and decided to meet up for a smoke as she lives a 5 minute walk away. We then ended up going for a drive and I ended up kissing her and feeling her up (massive tits!).
She was cool with it at the time and we did the same again, but since then we've gone out for smokes but she won't do anything now because she doesn't want the bullshit of friends with benefits thing.
At one point she even suggested we book a hotel for the night, and then we stopped talking for a week due to work and shit and now she's friendly and all but won't let me fuck her. I only really want one last fuck then I'll be happy.
Help, how do I fuck my ex who is 'emotionally detached'?
give me the name of the ho in your pic and maybe we can talk
Brayden Nelson
you should've fucked her that first time you hung out. the first time seeing eachother after all that time is the most stimulating. shit got boring for her already. i know man i made the same mistake
Aaron Robinson
Yeah I fucked up. Wasn't really prepared for it though, just came home from work and saw the message. Should have fucking asked her to come over or something.
As a last ditch effort,what do? Just be really fucking nice or something? I really don't want her to start getting attached though and want another relationship
thanks OP, you're a pretty cool guy after all my advice is to put penis into her vagina and see if it helps
Dylan Sanchez
No problems - I am trying bro! Don't wanna get too committed so she thinks I want to be with her and shit. Just wanna smash her once and fuck her off again
Oliver Clark
My ex used to constantly try to arrange booty calls and one weekend I felt shit about myself and said why not. Bitch pierced a hole in the condom.
Lincoln Smith
I have had it be hit or miss.
Ex #1, one of the greats, moved away to get away from the city for a while. I went up to visit and she came back a couple times, we fucked like rabbits. A year later she moved back and we were fuck buddies for a bit, it was fun. Very nearly dated again, maybe, but we agreed it would be trouble.
Ex #2. Big fucking mistake, dumped her crazy ass, agreed to be friends but no sex. Her bday came up, I thought hot bday sex would do her good, we banged, now I can't get rid of her. Practically back to square 1 with a stage 5 clinger. Halp.
Be careful of exes.
Caleb Howard
>be me >15 yo, fresh outta JHS > my 3 yr time gf break up > see her next week > she snapchats me she miss me > i reply on instvagrem: u mad ? > she calls me on whuzap saying she miss me > go to her house > knock on the door > its dad > your daughter needs my dick > First you have to suck mine > comply > proceed to fuck gf ass no condom > mfw > 2 moths passes > she is pregnant...
Kayden Wood
thx thx
Dominic Young
is she a virgin
Christian Carter
You blew it, beta. You had several chances. Grow the fuck up. God damn pussy faggot nigger.
Nathan Brooks
I just found out my ex is engaged. I am a little unwell.
Asher Williams
I didn't Fuck one of my girlfriends UNTIL she became my ex. We dated for 3 years starting senior year of high school. She was one of those "I wanna be a virgin til I'm married" people. It wasn't too bad. Gave great head and let me tit Fuck her.
Broke up sophomore year of college. Didn't talk for like 4 months. She hits me up one day out of the blue. Says we should meet. We meet. Says she ended fucking some guy she knew for like a month because
"She didn't want to get into another relationship that didn't end in marriage and wait that long again" or some bullshit.
Ended up fucking alot.felt good. May not have taken her virginity but still got it in eventually. Shit was awesome.
Pic related.
Christopher Peterson
Listen up. Her apology was bullshit. She is just enjoying watching you squirm. Just walk away from that twist and take it as a lesson learned.
Daniel Hill
I have fucked two of my exes and I do not recommend it OP. I broke things off with my gf of 2 years (lived together 1) because frankly I became bored of our relationship and the attraction had completely died. She was a very sweet/caring girl, just wasn't feeling it anymore.
Well fast forward 3 months later and she begins texting me again. Nothing heavy, just casual chat. Well eventually we decide to hangout; primarily because I was bored, and ended up fucking. This carried on a few weeks and it was completely idiotic on my part.
She start d ramping up the texting and assumed we were basically together again. After having a super fucking awkward conversation about how we weren't, she was fucking devastated. Sent me these long emails about how cruel/fucked up I was and that she'd never be the same. All that bullshit.
TLDR: Ain't worth it unless you legit want to be back together. Most women will assume that means you want a relationship again.
Austin Wood
Just found my ex is in a new relationship, sad times ahead brother.
Andrew Diaz
Fucking exes is almost never a good idea.Why look back when there is so much pussy ahead of you?
Zachary Wood
i found my ex was married and had 2 kids....
as much as im gutted im also relieved.
we weas on and off for 5 years but basically i was a beta fag and let her use me, last time we met up she just wanted to use me again so i just got her all worked up and just fell asleep on the couch on purpose. when i woke up she was proper annoyed and so i just left.
she said sorry afterwards but after that we never spoke again. i always think about her but at the same time she was a cunt to me so it cancels itself out really.
now im looking for a new slut.. the last few girls i got with were shit
Caleb Brooks
>hung out with an ex a couple months after a rocky 3 year relationship >thought I needed just one last time >emptiest thoughtless sex ever >chick laid there like a dead fish >got bored halfway through >didn't even cum just came up with a lame excuse why we should stop It won't be as passionate or fun as you remember, the chick has already moved on and had bigger dicks in her since you, just find a new one, it's an easier way of getting over her It's scary to go out into the big world and go up to an actual human female and find out things about her but lesser men than you have done it
Jonathan Nguyen
Cmon guys.
Drove hours to see an old ex and did terrible things all weekend; was a great time and we're still good friends. Only downer is she thinks she's going to marry her current bf so I don't have another shot.
Missed a chance to sleep with another ex years ago. I should have because it was great and now we never talk.
Third wasn't truly a gf but we fucked. Got together last year and she massaged my manhood like a desperate Thai hooker, but I stopped because I had a current girl. No real regrets.
Tldr: take the shot if you can, because it'll be gone soon.
Dominic Thomas
shit, if it wasn't for exes i'd hardly get get lately..
Jack Baker
>Having success at fucking my ex
Shit I had more success than with I was with her. Fucking got tail in the hottub for no reason other than because.
Christian Taylor
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Ethan Foster
Friends with an ex? Do you do each other's nails and talk about boys together? All relationships end for a reason and unless she HAD to move away for a better job or something like that you are just trying to conveniently forget why you couldn't get along
Ryder Adams
Never fucked my ex until after we had broken up, she was still a virgin though so I didn't mind. It was actually more fun that way, no commitments so she let me do some dirty shit then went back to college. Thinking about her current bf gets me jealous but I got it first so idc
Lucas Hall
>10/10 ex >big hips, phat ass, beautiful green eyes and beautiful face >fuck her almost everyday >she still tries to find guys to talk too >screams "oh user, you're so much bigger than..." >call her a slut all the time >lifesgoodman.jpg
Isaiah Rodriguez
In late teens dated a girl with A cups for a while and she always wanted to do everything but sex because she was waiting until she "knew it was true love" or whatever. She always hated her flat chest and talked lots about saving up for implants.
Broke up and lost touch with her. Found her again after she started working at same place I did. Talked here and there and she said she was getting her new tits. I joked that she has to show me now and she was way down with that.
Meet up with her and we are in my car in an empty lot. She confesses she still likes me, etc. and we start making out. After a bit I joke that I think she has something to show me.
She laughs and lifts up her shirt to show some nice fake large B's. I groped and sucked for a while and soon we were naked and she climbed aboard.
She rode me for a bit then got all feels and said she wanted our first full time to be special so I should get a hotel room and we would make it all romantic or something.
Long story short hotel room never materialized and she's married now and has chubbed up a bit after kid #2.
