Home alone

home alone

13 decides what i do

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Steam clean the couch. Open windows.

Go to sleep

Go buy bigger TV...

>"home"
>looks like a shit one bedroom some 18 year old would rent out of highschool

Cum over everything
Leave condoms and (not literal) shit everywhere
Leave evidence of your degenerate fetishes like rope tied in loops, printed out furfaggotry, etc
Make sure to post proof and reactions

Dump all garbage in the floor, don´t clean it

Poop in parents bed. Cover it up. Don't say anything.

Shitpost on Sup Forums

Watch Fox News

nice double dubs

Reroll

Nothing

>13
wow what a coincidence that this is also OP's age

Thanks
Rerolling

Fap

This thread is boring

Kek, probably true
And another reroll

shitpost shit memes

Set everything on fire

Rerolling again

does roommate's bed count

Grab three bottles of condiments from the fridge, completely squeeze them out on the floor, and smear with your bare feet.

adopt a kitten, name it "Sid"

And again

Smash the tv

Turn the sofa around

Dance

^

sleep

Hang yourself

Ejaculate in cookies

carve swastika in wall with knife and timestamp

Roll for this

Rollin

smear a mixture of ur feces and pee all over the walls, kitchen, pillows, etc

Drag balls on floor and pant like a dog

You expose your prolapse to the world. IF none is present, change this now.

Get naked, take a picture in front of the mirror, post it here.

Set fire to sofa, turn oven on, put head in oven, keep head there until 1st degree burnt, lay down on sofa until 2nd degree burnt, go to burn ward, set fire to 3rd degree burn victim, belly flop on them, they become 4th degree burnt x your 3rd degree burnt and you transform into a 7th degree burn victim.

this

Shit on a plate. Smear "OP" on it with your tongue.

put cereal up your asshole (See picture) then light the furniture on fire and squirt out the cereal over the fire to put it out while flapping your arms and screaming "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO CONTROL ME"

Kill yourself faggot

Become a Jehova's witness

rolling stones

I want this.

Kek

>shit on plate
>microwave for 7:22
>post results

Suck your own dick

put all food in house in the bathtub
drown it

Suicide

1) Go to the store, buy a whole octopus
2) shove octopus up asshole (see picture)
3) cook octopus for dinner for your parents
4) tell them what you did after dinner

Go to the store and buy paint in colour decided by dubs reply to this post (if none before you leave, go with neon green) then paint all walls and furniture. Buy more paint if run out.

Rearrange that fucking TV/couch set up.


It looks awkward as fuck and is triggering me.

Go take a picture of your mom's tits, you fucking NEET

rub your dick on the couch

get a throw rug to tie the room together at least a little bit

1) get a french horn and a prostitute
2) learn to play french horn with the help of the prostitute
3) learn the brown note
4) play brown note up prostitutes asshole
5) return french horn to store filled with shit

This^

Roll

roll

Take all the food, throw it everywhere. Then take a shit on the couch.

Rolling for this

Rill.

Call your mother and tell her you've decided to convert to Islam.

1) buy some mayo and a cat mask
2) hire a prostitute with cat mask on
3) anal fist prostitute using mayo as lube
4) rub resulting concoction on walls
5) act like nothing is wrong when parents get home

burn your house down fag

Cum all over the floor and leave it

Dust behind tv

Raw

Take a shit in the floor

Bet it's not even your house, OP

rollin

Hung your self in a closet nobody uses and c how long it takes for some one to find you

take a shit on the sofa.

Kill yourself

cum in the milk

1) get a cat and a random girl
2) convince girl to get naked and bend over
3) shove cat's tail up her vagina
4) allow cat and girl to fight
5) smear resulting blood on body and run around the front yard

roll

Roll

Checked

Roll

roll

rooll

holy fuck checked

Oh wait its not dubs

you guys suck at this

Rolling #2

Post bellybutton and go to bed.

print out a shit ton of copies of this and staple them to your walls

piss on the floor and video it

Play with your ding a ling

youtu.be/hMddte6yD2w

3rd 99

Rolling #3

Empty all condiments in the house into a mixing bowl. Eat with a spoon. Do not stop until bowl is empty. Post photographic evidence.

a roll

banana up your ass

i dont know how i feel about this

Hide all underwear.