What are the best places to hide cigarettes I'm my house anons...

What are the best places to hide cigarettes I'm my house anons, still live with my parents and obviously they don't know that I like to smoke.
And where can smoke inside the house without getting in trouble
>inb4 op it's a faggot
>get out of your parents house
Help me up niggers

hide them up your ass, faggot

Shameless selfbump

op is a faggot
get out of your parents house

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Smoke outside you pussy. Go to the park

I was being serious dude, please help a fellow retard here

Inside your computer

Can't get outside, because all the fucking doors of my house make so much noise, so that it's not an option

Please explain

Lean as far put of the highest window as you can, stand on your tiptoes.

Just keep them inside one of your coats or something, jesus.
You could also stash them at the bottom of your sock drawer.
Godamn nigger this isn't rocket science.

C'mon nigs, I need help

For smoking inside, always use a bathroom most separated from other people. Turn the vent on, open a window if it's there, lay a towel in the crack under the door, turn the shower on all the way. The mist absorbs a lot of smoke. Then before you leave the bathroom make sure all the mist is gone.

Or, you know just fucking smoke outside behind the barn like everyone else used to

This OP. When I lived with my parents my tower had 8 HD docks so I would just hide shit in there

Fuck you. Quit smoking, faggot.

stop smoking

I always kept mine in tne inside pocket of an old suit jacket in my closet.

Honestly I just smoke in my room with some incense lit and my parents don't ever say anything. Maybe they just don't care

Empty out a magic marker, or inside or a vhs tape, if you still have them.

OP here
>mfw don't have desktop computer
>tfw only can afford shity ass notebook
Another similar trick?

in the back of the toilet, in a ziplock bag
or under a potted plant
under your porch/deck

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fuck off op smoking kills you

Smoke meth like a real man faggot.

Yeah but tell where to hide it anyway

hollow out a axe/lynx spray can and put it in that. or keep it with you 24/7. but seriously your parents will smell it. trust me one smoker to another, it reeks so fucking bad and its obvious

Ex-smoker here.

Man the fuck up and admit that you smoke. Smoke outside only, or else it fucks up the paint and leaves the smell everywhere.

Also, that shit is really bad for your health, quite while you still are cancer-free.

I only smoke when I'm nervous. I have finals at uni so you can imagine,don't want to make it public to keep the smokes at the lowest possible

if you're an adult it shouldn't matter if they find out you smoke
just fucking start openly going outside to smoke dumbass
what are they gonna do? if you have to go the street if they pull the "no smoking even on our property"

hide it up your ass like a real meth smoker

get a vape kit

You can hide them safely in your coffin when you die of lung cancer.

If I found out my kid was smoking he'd get kicked out

There is literally no excuse for being that stupid in this day and age.

I'm an adult but, they can't find it out this shit because I don't want to disappoint them. I don't know it just doesn't feel right to me
>Inb4 op is a faggot
OP always is a faggot

Since OP is clearly 14 or younger, I reckon he's got a fair amount of life left to live.

Isn't there a disclaimer saying that you have to be 18 years or older to visit this site?

i'd kick you outa the house for being a gay

Aren't you the guy who makes the tfw 75 cigarettes a day threads?

I have 19, and I know I'm a new friend and a summer fag, but I'm certainly not underage

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Keister them you stupid faggot

OP here, What does that mean?
>mfw not English native speaker

10 yr smoker here, quit for 10 now. This is a lie smokers tell themselves. Read Alan carr's quitting smoking the easy way while smoking then attempt quitting, worked for me when patch didn't

I'm thinking to try to stop smoking, but right now I can aloud myself for this period. So you was a smoker, so do you smoke in front of everyone or where?

Keep them inside of a backpack and smoke outside. Unless they're smokers, you definitely can't smoke inside, even with a sploof. They'll smell it.

This thread

get a pillow that you don't use and put the cigs in a metal pack (altoids, other candy shit) and stuff it in

I thought you said you were an adult you child

Look at Mr moneybags and all his fancy doors, why don't you just hire someone to smoke for you

Just hide them in a drawer or a backpack or a coat...the possibilities are endless!

At least I'm not underage man, be more understanding