ITT: We post Civil War reviews

>Liked or Disliked?

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"It was good"
Pope John Paul II

Meh

I'd give it a 8/10. Liked. Comfy as fuck. Made people aww or gasp or laugh. I do not remember any of that happening in BvS. Black Panther was fantastic. Spiderman I thought they would fuck up but made nice for it. That big battle was awesome.

loved it

Nice senpai.

Meh. Could've been better.

I don't like it but I haven't seen it

t.every other Sup Forums poster

>start reading review
>meme word: "comfy"
>anecdotal audience reactions
>needless BvS comparison
>character X was Y (instead of any depthful analysis)
>scene X was Y (instead of any depthfull analysis

Let this NOT be the model for future posts

Nigga its a post on a general tsos chicken forum not a review for the new york times

MEH

Laundry list of random complaints:
Worst CGI in the entire MCU. I am not exaggerating.
First hour was soooo sloowww at setting everything up for next hour.
The early action scenes were so shaky cam filled and cut so quick to be nauseating.
Zemo is a tad too effective, to the point of precognition.


That said:
Script thoughtfully incorporated all the characters.
New additions Spider-Man and Panther are seamlessly set up and made endearing.
It really cut to the root of the characters theyve spent years propping up. I initially thought it odd that Captain had no character arc, but I realize that is just his unshakeable character.

I rate your post 4/10. It was not comfy. I thought your words were good, and the grammar was awesome. I dont remember hearing those words in BvS.

Imagine if we all posted like this

WTF??

My waifu is in it wearing high-knee socks and no shoes.
10/10

>he pays to see capeshit on opening day

Good goy

Are you pretending that the average post on this board in the past 4 years has any sort of bar for 'quality'?

Sure did. I want to see it again while its in theaters too.

I thought it sucked.

...

Liked it. Not quite as good as winter soldier, but still great.

Favorite aspect would have to be witch's tits.

The scene with a cgi younger Tony Stark was fucking brilliant. It was the definition of Kino.

>audience thinks its a flashback
>using shitty cgi character
>everyone is internally groaning but its the same shit other movies have pulled so you accept it even though you dont like it
>real Tony Pauses it
>its a simulation
>called B.A.R.F.

Progressed Tony's emotional ark along with a hilarious, ingeniously delivered comment on modern film making.

This is why marvel wins. Say what you want about their movies being generic, but they have some really, really great ideas.

Nah fampai too much work. I'd rather just shit post

semon demon etc?

>paying real currency to see capeshit in theaters

If you saw Batman V Superman or Civil War in theaters, you should go to r/movies and fuck off.

kek. I agree with you but it's fucking Sup Forums, what do you expect?

>emotional ark

I'm waiting for RLM to make up my mind.

This

6/10

3rd best marvel movie

ok so write a review without descriptive verbiage that anyone else uses, without comparing it to anything in your past experience, without referencing anyone elses reaction or opinion, and without referencing your personal opinion regarding any of the characters or scenes. go!

>NOBODY MAY BRIEFLY SURMISE ANYTHING
>NOBODY MAY USE POPULAR IDIOMS
>NOBODY MAY USE OTHERS' REACTIONS TO SUPPORT THEIR ARGUMENT
>NOBODY MAY SAY THEY ENJOYED SOMETHING UNLESS THEY ARE PREPARED TO WRITE AN IN-DEPTH ANALYSIS, SUBMITTED THROUGH ME FOR CONTENT VARIFICATION
>I AM KING OF Sup Forums POST HOW I WANT YOU TO POST

Do you have a problem with me?

8.5/10. Second best Marvel movie. Directors and writers actually understood the source material, unlike BvS.

Good review?

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It was great 8/10

Solid 6/10. Pretty fun. No desire to ever see it again.

It was kind of meh.

I'm actually having a better time making fun of it than I had watching it.

This whole review is just companywars baiting. I didn't like BVS but don't bring it up here, I can't stand that shit

Found the DC fan

Found the insecure MCUck.

Fucking christ I loved it. This movie was just tragic and angry but wildly entertaining.
Spider-Man was perfect and Black Panther was a fucking badass

>he's a console war autist

I'm personally curious to see where it goes since I hated Winter Solder and haven't seen Age of Ultron since I'm sure it sucks.

>Angry Beaner
>Good
Pick one.

My friends told me it was shit

you have to see Age of Ultron to understand some parts of Civil War
Thanks MCU continum