Guess the vidya thread!

Guess the vidya thread!
>Be kid
>Se bro outside with a dino
>Dino is chill tho
>Suddenly you play as dad
>Forest fire
>Wife dies
>Get fang from her heart
>Murder dino with it
>METAL
>AS
>FUCK

Still no one knows

Nobody played your favourite game

Get over it

Fuck off

ITS FUCKING MOTHER 3 I GIVE UP

i got it as the last thread 404d when you said the thing bout fans
also
>its an rts
>earth is taken by ayy lmaos
>we go to mars
>try to colinize it
> ayy lmaos are good guys and bad ones
>robots
>how the fuck do i stop them from taking all my water
>you can build rovers with guns
>4 gattling guns on a rover
> still die to mind controled allies
glhf

Sounds gay

>NUMBERS!
>gets shit shocked out of you in a chair
>2011

>Hasn't heard of Mother/Earthbound
Underage ban

i'm from the last thread as well
>missions
>stealth
>silverballers
here's an easy one

COD black ops

hitman
blood money?

any hitman, i was thinking of absolution, but yeah

>chosen one
>big dragon
>secretly crazy/evil king
>some cult
>monsters to kill and people to save

Skyrim

blood money was the best tho
faux endings are fun

Nope

>portrait of a princess
>Walk towards it
>SUDDENLY TURTLE
>Trapdoor opens
>Cool music
>Throw turtle
>BOOM
>Key

>evil gods resurrect
>go on adventure to kill them
>best graphics of any GBC game
>somethefuckhow obscure as balls

>in space or some shit can't remember
>brutaly kick people into spiky walls
>linear but fucking cray gameplay mang
>gets points depending on how awesome you rekt enemies

FF5?

FF5 was never on Game Boy Color dude. Lel

>Attack fellow cristians
>Get kicked out of christianity
>Assassinate pope
>Elect new friendly pope
>Repeat each turn

Booletstorm

Ye bro. Dope ass game.

Bulletstorm

That shits pretty fucking funny
Ishi is a baws

Super Mario 64

>be foreigner
>land in city with a king who loves feasts
>threatened by scruffy dudes who like drinking from skulls
>go southeast and remove kebab

Correct

Oh yeah, the android guy I recall? Fuck, I need to buy it again.

super mario 64

> remember life
> search for your grill
> grill needs help to find adopted daughter
> search for daughter
> murder anyone/anything that gets in your way or doesnt help
> killerforhire.jpg
> huge fucking map
Thats too easy, have at it

medieval 2 total war

Super Mario 64

Ck2/EU4?

Yes and yes you should

> I WILL KILL YOUR DICKS

Nope

This guy gets it. Well done

-75% off on steam atm, getting that shit right now.

This game is kind of obscure so
>be 2000s
>skurletons and demons everywhere
>1/7 population
>now it's 2013
>be girl with broom gun
>have edgy ghost friend
>meet soldiers
>main game commences

lol skurletons. I fuckin hate skurletons

>Prostagma
>Etimos
>Vouforvos
>Kalos
>Esto
>Orthos

Fucking ez
This is Spyro

Im in bed on my phone so i will be getting that shit tomorrow.

Does is have a multiplayer?
Would be fun to play it with a fellow btard

Loud words
Save world

Witcher 3?

AND THEN U BECAME SKURLETON AND WROTE THIS

Sounds cool. I want to know what this is

Skyrim

Skyrim?

Got it, best game on this damn planet, sadly its over because its only a trilogy, and witcher 3 was best by far but fuck it, maybe they come back in a few years to milk the franchise somehow

Forced to use unsafe technology for the fetish of a robot.

i'm intrigued by this. i didn't have many GBC games, so i'd love to give it a shot if anybody figures it out

>Guy with massive cannon shoots you out of a lake
>Fly back down with a ckicken
>Miss platform
>Nearly break your tv in frustration
>Still 19 and 4/5 hearts
>Fml
>Repeat

>Be car
>play soccer

Tip: It's rocket league

Mother 3.
...I gess

Portal

2easy

Yes

>alien bank
>looking to rob it but your ride is smashed
>robot saves you
>meet others who hate guy who smashed ride
>have magic girl guide you
>gets back stabbed
>flying city
>friends kind of die
>kill evil guy and rob bank
>whycantiholdalltheseguns.jpg

No one?

one of the clive barker games?

Anything that rotates 360 degrees very fast automatically means victory.

Far cry Primal?

Borderlands II

Pirated version fucked up my pc 80 into the game. Should probably buy it. Thats shit was awesome

iirc, that was one of its downsides was that is was singleplayer only, so any replayability to be had was based on one's own creativity and personal goals

>One character is fish guy
>the other is skinny guy with pony tail
>fish guy saves furry balls
>skinny guy saves other skinny guys
>"that was a little embarrassing lets try it again"

HINT: ecks bocks tree shitty ecksluseev

no clue but intrigued

LoZ: TP?

Bummer

Yepp, this user's right. Sadly.

It's on sale right now for I think like 30 buck plus dlcs. I wish gearbox would go back to making RPGs rather shit like battleborm

halo 3 custom games mongoose soccer?