Guess the vidya thread!
>Be kid
>Se bro outside with a dino
>Dino is chill tho
>Suddenly you play as dad
>Forest fire
>Wife dies
>Get fang from her heart
>Murder dino with it
>METAL
>AS
>FUCK
Guess the vidya thread!
Still no one knows
Nobody played your favourite game
Get over it
Fuck off
ITS FUCKING MOTHER 3 I GIVE UP
i got it as the last thread 404d when you said the thing bout fans
also
>its an rts
>earth is taken by ayy lmaos
>we go to mars
>try to colinize it
> ayy lmaos are good guys and bad ones
>robots
>how the fuck do i stop them from taking all my water
>you can build rovers with guns
>4 gattling guns on a rover
> still die to mind controled allies
glhf
Sounds gay
>NUMBERS!
>gets shit shocked out of you in a chair
>2011
>Hasn't heard of Mother/Earthbound
Underage ban
i'm from the last thread as well
>missions
>stealth
>silverballers
here's an easy one
COD black ops
hitman
blood money?
any hitman, i was thinking of absolution, but yeah
>chosen one
>big dragon
>secretly crazy/evil king
>some cult
>monsters to kill and people to save
Skyrim
blood money was the best tho
faux endings are fun
Nope
>portrait of a princess
>Walk towards it
>SUDDENLY TURTLE
>Trapdoor opens
>Cool music
>Throw turtle
>BOOM
>Key
>evil gods resurrect
>go on adventure to kill them
>best graphics of any GBC game
>somethefuckhow obscure as balls
>in space or some shit can't remember
>brutaly kick people into spiky walls
>linear but fucking cray gameplay mang
>gets points depending on how awesome you rekt enemies
FF5?
FF5 was never on Game Boy Color dude. Lel
>Attack fellow cristians
>Get kicked out of christianity
>Assassinate pope
>Elect new friendly pope
>Repeat each turn
Booletstorm
Ye bro. Dope ass game.
Bulletstorm
That shits pretty fucking funny
Ishi is a baws
Super Mario 64
>be foreigner
>land in city with a king who loves feasts
>threatened by scruffy dudes who like drinking from skulls
>go southeast and remove kebab
Correct
Oh yeah, the android guy I recall? Fuck, I need to buy it again.
super mario 64
> remember life
> search for your grill
> grill needs help to find adopted daughter
> search for daughter
> murder anyone/anything that gets in your way or doesnt help
> killerforhire.jpg
> huge fucking map
Thats too easy, have at it
medieval 2 total war
Super Mario 64
Ck2/EU4?
Yes and yes you should
> I WILL KILL YOUR DICKS
Nope
This guy gets it. Well done
-75% off on steam atm, getting that shit right now.
This game is kind of obscure so
>be 2000s
>skurletons and demons everywhere
>1/7 population
>now it's 2013
>be girl with broom gun
>have edgy ghost friend
>meet soldiers
>main game commences
lol skurletons. I fuckin hate skurletons
>Prostagma
>Etimos
>Vouforvos
>Kalos
>Esto
>Orthos
Fucking ez
This is Spyro
Im in bed on my phone so i will be getting that shit tomorrow.
Does is have a multiplayer?
Would be fun to play it with a fellow btard
Loud words
Save world
Witcher 3?
AND THEN U BECAME SKURLETON AND WROTE THIS
Sounds cool. I want to know what this is
Skyrim
Skyrim?
Got it, best game on this damn planet, sadly its over because its only a trilogy, and witcher 3 was best by far but fuck it, maybe they come back in a few years to milk the franchise somehow
Forced to use unsafe technology for the fetish of a robot.
i'm intrigued by this. i didn't have many GBC games, so i'd love to give it a shot if anybody figures it out
>Guy with massive cannon shoots you out of a lake
>Fly back down with a ckicken
>Miss platform
>Nearly break your tv in frustration
>Still 19 and 4/5 hearts
>Fml
>Repeat
>Be car
>play soccer
Tip: It's rocket league
Mother 3.
...I gess
Portal
2easy
Yes
>alien bank
>looking to rob it but your ride is smashed
>robot saves you
>meet others who hate guy who smashed ride
>have magic girl guide you
>gets back stabbed
>flying city
>friends kind of die
>kill evil guy and rob bank
>whycantiholdalltheseguns.jpg
No one?
one of the clive barker games?
Anything that rotates 360 degrees very fast automatically means victory.
Far cry Primal?
Borderlands II
Pirated version fucked up my pc 80 into the game. Should probably buy it. Thats shit was awesome
iirc, that was one of its downsides was that is was singleplayer only, so any replayability to be had was based on one's own creativity and personal goals
>One character is fish guy
>the other is skinny guy with pony tail
>fish guy saves furry balls
>skinny guy saves other skinny guys
>"that was a little embarrassing lets try it again"
HINT: ecks bocks tree shitty ecksluseev
no clue but intrigued
LoZ: TP?
Bummer
Yepp, this user's right. Sadly.
It's on sale right now for I think like 30 buck plus dlcs. I wish gearbox would go back to making RPGs rather shit like battleborm
halo 3 custom games mongoose soccer?