/brit/

>heard the janny slam his caaaar door
>don't he realise
>this is respectable /brit/
edition

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work tomorrow

Imagine getting rustled when you see words like chink, paki or nigger on the internet.

milk bokkles

Gen Z will either be the ultimate cucks or the return of the age of men.

there are probably people here who were born in the 2000's

'kinell

might unironically throw up

just watched prometheus

why did the pilots all agree to kamikaze the alien ship with no hesitation?

>Janny
>Owning a car

Howling

SCREECHING at the fact Harry Potter chose Ginny over Cho

>the greatest cultural export of the north
youtube.com/watch?v=5r44OejO6Fw

been seeing this girl for a week and she still hasnt had sex with me, never mind letting me drop the hand

ah yes, the neighbours are launching an artillery barrage into the air, to celebrate...*looks at the calendar*...err...the middle days between christmas and new years

imagine using racial slurs online when you would literally never do it in real life

i hope they will be the saviors

they will enact the necessary changes for our society

is it gay to be attracted to cara?

last night I piereced you sister's barm cakes

>when you would literally never do it in real life
Speak for yourself you little beta virgin

get him, janny

got my beeriod

janny will not be pleased about this

just said desu to my mate instead of desu

>work in 12 seconds

>savior

FOY

please
PLEASE
r8

youtube.com/watch?v=iVGVXPuO3xQ
hmm

>looking at housing prices

My family went to my mum's brothers house over Christmas and my uncle found my brother's phone in the bathroom recording my female cousin showering. Apparently he'd hidden it in the medicine cabinet with the door slightly open.

Not even sure what to think lads.

>internet tough guy
madness
the fun never stops

haha janny

hmmmmm

I was born on the 7th of May
I remember very well that awful day
I was in my mother, curled up tight
Though I have to say it was as dark as night
Nothing to do, didn't wanna breathe
I was so happy, didn't wanna leave
Then I hear some people give a shout
"One push, Mrs Rosen, and he'll be out"
I'm telling you, that was a puzzle to me
I shouted out "how'd you know I'm a he?"
Doctor shouted "good lord, he can talk!"
I popped out my head, said "now watch me walk"
I juked and jived around that room
Ba-lam-bam-boo-la, ba-lam-da-diddy-boom
A hip, hop, a hip-hop-hap
I'm giving you all the Michael Rosen Rap

New years resolution: basically do the opposite of everything I currently do

don't know if you're being ironic or not so I won't bother

be glad it was your brother and not you

what happened next

black lad had to die

reported

I will absolutely have any JF

ANY paki runt like you

lmao, fuck sakes...

exceptional post

Apparently they're the most conservative generation since WWII. They don't approve of homo marriage or even tattoos. It's in the nature of youth to rebel against authority and there's no greater authority than your parents and when your parents are pink-haired, tattoo's queers dildoing each other's arse in public while pissing on the police, your reactionary response will likely be just as extreme.

Have any of you lads ever tried wensleydale cheese?

Normgoblin just did a Facebook status of her dominos order

Why are so vain and so unaware?

>have
i'm not a jf but you can have me :3

i was born in 97
does this make me gen z or millenial?

wew thought I was out of yellow bentines, last one up the shitter as we speak

lads

new tim

youtube.com/watch?v=UCJP29ibHLk

how the fuck do you do it

They were locked in the kitchen for hours talking about it. Have no idea what was said, I've barely spoken to my brother or mum since we got home and I'm going back to my uni flat tomorrow.

No idea if the police are going to be involved.

Yeah but does he still have the videos?

will genZ save us? they seem to like trump

makes you a faggot

fucks sake i can't even hatpost anymore?

do you have evidence for any of that?

Too many wanna be bad boys flexin' like they're so rowdy
Look a bad boy straight in the face
Tell him I'm a real bad boy, fuck Mike Lowrey

Get some taste

>fucking retarded flatmate does a snap looking out her window at a frost with the text "did it almost snow last night? :D"
NO YOU FUCKING RETARD
ITS FUCKING FROST
YOU DENSE FUCKING IDIOT

Don't see the point in drinking alone

all bulgarians should be killed

How do we save tim lads

no (You)s
no hatposting
no images will load
suppressing good /brit/ culture like "desu"

BRING BACK moot

Millennial:
"People who were born before the turn of the millennium but came of age after the turn"

Millennials = everyone born between 1983 - 1999

so yes, people your age are in the last batch of millennials.

ummm foy sweety... xx

hahahaahaha what did they do to your brother

i need more details

Only the NHS can save Tim

i am coming back tomorrow cunt, meet me at stratford

Bint from work checked in to the pub next door to work at lunchtime
Literally what's the point

Don't push me, 'cause i'm close to the edge

Hehe, good one mate.

take out the dentist

I didn't make that up you sycophants why would I name my own song "The Michael Rosen Rap"

I'm still getting (you)s on desktop and mobile haha am i one of the chosen?

haha

A lot of the people in the new right wing/nationalist movements are middle class teenagers who got sick of their guardian reading parents' views

Don't call it a comeback

>christmas is over

People that check in anywhere are usually gormless plebs.

telegraph.co.uk/opinion/2016/09/17/how-modern-teenagers-are-rebelling-against-their-parents-by-bein/

please tell me this girl does hardcore porn

Genuinely don't though, alcohol is a social drug, getting drunk alone just seems fucking depressing

probably just seventeen timezones behind and the changes haven't hit you yet

>the young radical right wing
>they'll flip back towards the left as they get older
haha, lefties will run the world 2030-forever desu

>New Give My Head Peace
Fucking right boys

13 hours ahead you ignoramus

>out in the middle of the night in the dead of winter
>still sweating profusely

DAFUQ? figured he just had the heating on too high in his gaff or something

what are you doing outside of /balt/ + /ausnz/?

>they'll flip back towards the left as they get older
why do you think this will happen?

the absolute fucking state of this article

it is. good luck convincing these pathetic alcoholics though

>they'll flip back towards the left as they get older

toplel

this is just surveying a label of views, it says nothing about what they actually believe in. for example, people may say they're conservative as they've grown up with crazy feminists/sjws posting on twitter. the reality might be their views are still pretty liberal

they'll realise how stupid/wrong they were and overcompensate by going super lefty

Bio oil you brain dead newcock

it SOUNDS like satire

I'm 6 foot 1 and I'm tons of fun and I dress to a T

Would very much appreciate it if one of you lads posted some ASMRkino ta x

Look up tiraradeguello

remember how disliked bush was

now imagine how things will be for trump

looking forward to 2020 2bh, radical centrists will be back in power in the US and the UK

ASMRDarling is the only ASMR you need.

trump is a radical centrist

Having a comfy night watching TV with the senpai lads

>american
>is cool with russia
trump is the true radical centrist