cafe racer edition
/brit/
H-hes fast
edward snowden posts on /brit/
Asuka.
GET HIM JANNY
we're in here lads
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who was in the wrong here?
>JANNY'D
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Is it safe?
shan't be indulging the the janitors antics tonight
Really lonely. Need to sort myself out next year.
what was the post in which ed revealed his identity
post good looking womyn
Business idea: replace Donner meat with corned beef
hash and howard stern all night
dont ignore me you rancid swine
being asleep is good cos its like not being alive for 8 hours or so
are there even any scifi movies better than the matrix tb:h
it ain't safe on the block, not even for the cops
>this gets allowed
fucking hate you janny
BLAME THE IRISH
THE CUNTS ,THEY ARE
got a new book lads
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this 2bh
also dormer
Looks like someone got JANNIED
I got two yesterday
what's it about
It begins
FOL
Wish I had a compilation picture of every single cunt that's doxxed themselves on /brit/, there's been so fucking many accidental incidents of self doxxing.
squealing
NO DON'T DO IT
I hope you're talking Artie ara
Him nodding out live on air is the greatest thing I've ever seen
Business idea: Website that counts your Sup Forums posts per board like last.fm
I think I'm becoming attracted to cara
fuck sakes caralad what have you done to me
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looks like down syndrome saoirse
>deleted
for fucking what
didn't ask
it's about magic and dwarves and elves and shit. Quite good so far.
prefer opie and Anthony by far desu
reminder to always take care with what you posts lads
>69194517
Fuck you nerd
some day i'll make a new and if i'm lucky the janny will approve it
haven't mustered up the courage yet however. perhaps another few years
>be British
>wake up at sunrise to the salat al-fajr blaring through every speaker in London
>wave at the CCTV camera while I'm taking a shower
>eat some shakshuka for breakfast because my wife's son says breakfast needs to be more diverse
>there's a letter in the transom saying I must pay my tv license because indoctrination isn't free
>take the underground to work and get blown up by an innocent refugee
>wake up in the hospital getting free health care
>wave to the CCTV camera by my hospital bed
>hospital food is harira and fried grasshoppers since it's halal
>get a notice I have to pay for my email license
>realize I've been circumcised while I was unconscious, Dr. Patel says it's more sanitary this way
>Sharia Police runs into my room and demands to know why my wife's son isn't wearing a head scarf
>try to mansplain that he's a boy
>my wife's son says he doesn't identify that way anymore
>Sharia Police kill everyone in the room
>my beheaded body is paraded through the streets while everyone chants "fuck white people!"
>The Guardian and Telegraph say they're worried about my public execution because it might cause Islamaphobia
>be buried in Highgate cemetery
>my bones are being monitored by CCTV
>have to renew my burial license next month
NEED a wife gf
he posted his face, looks like a virgin
literally just got a text from my mate saying he caught my misses cheating on me and he'd thought i'd better know
not sure how i feel lads
i love her so much
;_;
>New Zealand: 100/4
shan't
wonder if he's a failed normie or an abnormie
*virgin walks into the thread*
Proofs
>Donner meat
me too sorry mate
Lads on /brit/ say I have the virgin face.
NEED a non-anglo bf.
Nice, epic, I like it!
>tfw now remembering that I wanked to twin girls making out on girls gone wild when I was younger
I was into some sick and depraved shit. Cringe thinking about that
call him rn and ask if he can get any sort of photographic proof and ask exactly what happened while it's still fresh
line up all the ducks before you confront the cunt so you can annihilate her and tell her to fuck off
proof pls
ok
you could have squeezed the yellow teeth stereotype in there too somewhere
unless they were shagging it's not really cheating
wee lamb
Shaved, stubble or beard lads?
Discuss
approaching midnight
gonna watch some hearthstone and go to bed
Mustache with a smooth shave
imagine if you could see your own eyeballs
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the office is quite good lads
business idea: invent a mirror so you can see your own eyeballs
Not an argument
full beard
fully shaved is for tranny gender-traitors
stubble looks shitty unless it's thick, but then you look gay
full beard can be alright though, just don't overstyle it or you look gay
just got warned lads, janny is NOT happy
Been thinking about giving the UK version a go but not a fan of re-makes, maybe the brits do re-makes better than we do though.
a man was totally shitfaced at the Outback bar at 4pm on a wednesday
felt sad
I am unquestionably the funniest poster on /brit/
the shit I post here keeps me laughing to myself for weeks on end
NEED an ASMR gf.
sounds like a true blue battler
nah like
from the inside
what if i actually am homosexual
OYYY CUNTTTTTTT
HOW'S TRICKS M8
SIX A BONG
FANNY
What's a ship of the line?
Like a flagship?
doing a watch this
bretty gud desu
doggo is sleeping at the end of my bed but he's taking up all the space :/
feel rude kicking him off though
the 'puter parts are on the way lads
VERY pleased with myself
oh then it's fine
do what you want
0/10
they don't really exist any more
imagine a literal line of warships raining hell on an opposing line of warships
I have black hair, So I always have visible stubble on my face, can't be bothered maintaining a beard desu
delivering some faggots computer parts lads
I really hope he's not going to be building this and using it on nye hahaha
ended my online affair with the Dutch hippie with the daddy kink
it only lasted a couple of days but I didn't like the guilt of it, didn't want to keep being disloyal to my frankly lovely gf
OOO OOO OOO EEE EEE AAA AAA AAA
*peels banana*
*throws feces*
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huge boats with lots of powerful guns
very powerful
Good lad, going to get one myself when I get a job, don't know owt about the parts though haha
Clean shaven then, easier to wipe the loads off your face.
So a specific build of wooden-cannon boats, gotcha
thanks to that lad who recommended the accountant last night. it was good. noticed bin al-fliq's hair was looking thicker than i can remember
what fillem tonight then