Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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youtube.com/watch?v=w-eokrd_dUk
youtu.be/1Nsr8wqkjhM
discord.gg/012OE9ge1GbmdqbZD
youtube.com/watch?v=k3UiZwjmXQE
youtu.be/V1YRu2pqK3g
youtu.be/y6n1kMsLbc8
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

youtube.com/watch?v=w-eokrd_dUk

I need to sleep

bye bye

Im gonna try to sleep and fail horribly. Ill see you guys later today

yes

Somehow I got roped into spending the night at my grandparents but apparently their AC isn't working so I was burning up all night and didn't get any sleep
The service is also really bad here and I'm stuck here until 3 PM

>have one more person to... take care of...
i thought i got it the second time but then i was lost when i read you original comment.
unless it just means that you need to fap. then just say it.

goodnight

kek. goodluck

you still get internet though right? you could always sleep without blankets and such too

Huh? Is there a Faye?

sleep tight

god damn cancerous retard tbh
takes your clothes off dude sleep in your boxers

I had a rough couple of months, but my health is getting back to something approaching normal. How did your exams go?

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Claimed.
>Karen
I'll stay up longer than usual today, I might miss work due to this ache, but for the most part I'm going great.
Got to go fast, right? Eh....Eh? Because of what you are doing....
Yeah, I'm going to die alone.
>Ika
Saving money for a computer that I'm gong to build.
How did you broke your phone?
>Kirino
I think I'll make around $1,000+, so it'll be worth it.
My back, legs, and left arm are aching to the point that it hurts to move them, but I don't mind it. I let them heal for today and resume back tomorrow to work.
Now that's awesome! I can only make spicy shrimp, chicken soup, and burritos.
I'll give you props for knowing more that I do.
>Syndra
It's 6:05 a.m here, so nothing right now, ,maybe later on go to the store get some things I need and rest up a bit. I'll miss work today too.
Also make some plans for building a computer.

Chef? Your health is bad? I thought you were taking meds for your crohns?

Have you been okay? Your exams been good? Missed you man! Lots of new people here too

>Got to go fast, right?
It's so scary that one of my cousins is wearing a sonic hat right now
And don't worry. We can die alone together lmao
Any setbacks on missing work? Take a sick day, you deserve it.

how much you willing to spend on your computer?
i dropped it in piss
>spicy shrimp
>

Meant to reply to Eu!

>Karen

>take your clothes off and sleep in your boxers
>implying I didn't do that
>implying I haven't ever done that
Nigger that's how I sleep

No internet
I find it really hard to sleep without a blanket not going to lie

I'm going to to take a shower and head off to bed now guys. Good morning all, see you in 3-4 hours. Here, take a cookie on my way out.

Is it that hot? What's the temp?

Thanks for the cookie!
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Sleep tight

The meds are reversing the damage that the 2 months did.
>that second one was me, not Eu

>claiming yume

then at least get the thin ones
>i dont know what they are called in english
as for the internet... that sucks for you man

goodnight

how does one green text?

Woah nice. You should be able to build that PC in no time. Unless you have other expenses you need to take care of. How much are you putting away to save for the PC?

Nah, it's not that awesome. I thought it was pretty basic to be honest. I've always enjoyed cooking though, I find it pretty enjoyable. Yours sound pretty nice though. I make a pretty mean Taco aswell.

Goodnight Ika. Sleep well dude.

Yumaymay!

Oh? Is Crohns a temporary thing? I thought you were taking meds your whole life.

I was pointing to the picture!
Baka ass nigga
Sleep tight squid

How big's your folder, Kiro?

Yeah it was THAT hot
I don't know what it was exactly but I know I was sweating a bit last night so there's that

I "slept" under a thin one
I'll make it by with this shitty service though

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Hey waifu.

I always knew it

gay

Sup Bitch

I will. But the main damage was temporary and the meds are forcing the disease back into remission.
I knew it.

aww how sweet. i literally only came by to show my appreciation.

Here you go fag
The plain white backgrounds trigger me so hard now that I know how to remove them lol

What do you mean shitty service?

>what do you mean by shitty service?
do you have a phone
I mean cellular or whatever the fuck the correct term is

Morning Shizu

Does this mean we're a ship now?

oh no

fag

Sweet! Sounds good.
It's not fucking your life up too hard, is it? What does crohn's actually do that matters irl?
Not talking about end terms. Like sore joints or what?

best squid

>Main folder - 497
>Ruri x Kirino - 25
>Totally absolutely not lewd - 46
>GIF - Roughly 45 - 70
I'm still sorting through a pile of gifs that I found.


So all up. 638, that number may either grow or shrink depending on what I do.

Strange coincidence...
Die alone together, that's a contradiction... But sounds like a plan!
No setback other than not making money, and getting a point. It don't faze me
You're too kind Lebo. I probably deserve it.
$1,400 max.
In piss..... Wut......
Rest easy and take care.
I already have the amount(which is $1,400), just need to make a little more to cover the losses I had make.
I got debts to pay, but I'll get them paid in no time.
I do as well, but I don't have much time to do that these days.I learned all from my mom, which is the best source.
Taco you say? Nice! What do you add to it?

What do you mean "oh no"?

Yes our ship just set sails towards greatness
>best waifu legs
he doesn't like furrys

>I proof read my post
>Didn't see any problems
>Post
>See post and see a mistake

Yeah dude but do you mean like internet service or the call service or whatever
You're posting here so you have net, why don't you use uber?

Damn that's pretty good.
All the pics are high quality too. A lot of them transparent background. Fucking nice.
I can't load that one but I'm guessing that it's little pictures of Kirino too?
Why would it shrink?

Getting a point? What does that mean?

I'm not a furry!

You a rude kitty!
But I love you anyway, how are you?

But would you date me? I'm a furry too, german.

I'm a furry though, I think.
In fact you can just put me in every fetish by default.

Time for seppuku!

Claiming demon sisters.
Both of them.
You beta faggots with your gay ass "morals" can go suck a literal dick.

Chen, just got done listen to that tune.
8/10 Great!

Here's one for you, if you're still here.
youtu.be/1Nsr8wqkjhM

Dude why would you say that you hurt my feelings and shit boi.
What's up with you anyway?

Kitties are supposed to be rude!
Stocking > Kneesocks

Someday I'll have enough internet and privacy to listen to Chen's music too

You don't have to be what you're supposed to be!

>Cat
>Cat has fur
>Furry
easy
I didn't say I don't like furry.
It's nothing great but there are worse things in the world then animalgirls.
>In fact you can just put me in every fetish by default.
Scat is disgusting as fuck dude don't do it please.

Oh sweet. Are you excited about it? I sure as hell would be. I couldn't wait if I had the money there. But it's good to cover the losses, so you aren't left with nothing.

Ah, it's nothing major, just the usual lettuce tomato and meat, but I put thin strips of crumbed chicken, lightly fry em in a pan so they're still soft, but slighty crunchy. It's nothing crazy, but it's really delicious.

>I'm really hungry now.

Thank you.
Yep, I could have easily had 500+ more pictures, but a lot of them were like frame after frame from the anime its self. Cropped, background cut out, and semi vectorized I think.

I'm not a special snowflake though!!

Best type moon claimed.

Heresy edition

I said by default!
I don't like scat or gore to the point where you can't tell it's a woman anymore.
Amputation and stabbing is fun though
You still want to be a ship?

But that's amazing. Why wouldn't you want them? You could keep them as reaction images.

Okay, I'll love you the same anyway.
But don't start things with other anons. How was your day?

>confusion

I'm the fucking devil nigga!

Compare with her outfit on the cover of that book

Kek, like I said a lot of them looked almost identical to each other, only difference being that either the mouth is a little more open than the other or its a tiny different angle. There were honestly so many, that if I saved them all it would be bigger than my main folder.

>It already takes long enough to find the reaction I'm looking for
I would have taken a screenshot of it, if I still had it, that is.

Once the ship set sails there is no way stoping it.
Its... them?
Its you?
Its heresy!

Nice! Take my soul and give me love?

What? Is she cosplaying as someone else?

At my work, points are added if you missed a day.
Miss a day, one point is added.
I currently have one.
You need a total of six points to get fired.
>Time for seppuku!
No idea what that is.......
Sorry.
What's your current speed?
I always listen to music while on here.
Heck yeah, playing with the people here will be a blast!
Have far are you in the quest to get the computer?
>I'm really hungry now
Me as well.
Might hit up a store to get some shrimp tacos going. Just for the occasion!
No, no boats for you!

discord.gg/012OE9ge1GbmdqbZD

Come join b's official porn chat.

No that's apparantly what she wears for that part in the official manga

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Guys I have to go, remember to stay safe and be a good person.

Keke, seeya shipmate

I'll do the exact opposite....

No not that kind of heresy
It's especially dumb to have it at the fifth part where her yin-yang theme is front and center. I really don't know what he was smoking.

Why are anime girls so cute?

Just because user.
Just because...

That's what I thought.
I'll keep you in check, as well as for others that I issued the warning to.
I have no clue.

Don't worry, though if you see someone claim Zuihou be suspicious

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tasty legs right there

Tired tired tired....

Whoops. Forgot to delete the link. Oh well, enjoy the legs.

>Zuihou
I assume that's a boat yes?
And Megumins are closely observed due to their heretic nature.
youtu.be/1Nsr8wqkjhM

Sore jonts and inflammation are still problems Ill have to deal with. But nausea, loss of appetite, fatigue and constant bowel problems are being taken care of. And those last few were horrible.
Then sleep already.
Oh shit waddup

>Zuihou
Yes

>And Megumins are closely observed due to their heretic nature.
Kek
They choose such a great girl just to become heretics its quite sad.
Good legs!

wew wew

That's really uplifting, I like it.
youtube.com/watch?v=k3UiZwjmXQE

Not much.

Best carrier.

More legs for the leg god.

Hey.

Evening.
youtu.be/V1YRu2pqK3g

>Best carrier.
Yes she is, but still far from Shiki's level of best girl.

What are you up to?

>Saved
For the purpose of keeping track.
Now that's out of the way.
How's it going?
Agreed, she gets toss out and replaced by boats. Boats.... Let that sink in....

It's barely afternoon here, but hello.

Pretty good, ended up caving in and got two jely filled donuts which is always a good start to a day. You?

youtu.be/y6n1kMsLbc8
Trying to sleep. Brain wont let me.
Evening.

tights always get me

looking so good
>Let that sink in....
Staph
Don't

>Boats
>Let that sink in

Sanae the pun master

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Neo Ranga?!
Haven seen that one in YEARS!

This is from the age of Evangelion, Magic Knights Rayearth and Ranma!

Ah, yes, hello. I assume you've been fine.

I just woke up at the correct time of 3PM and feeling pretty good about it.

Hello there, sick cunt.

Dont lose your ballast over it
Id prefer not to displace myself.

The fuck? Where's Overlord Skeletor?

Hey Taiga.
How'd you go on that Oreimo run?

I haven't seen Skeletor today, I don't think.

He's dead.
He's fucking dead. I don't know.. I just. Fuck.

As always, though I actually woke up "early" at 10 am.

Season 1 finished. The first intro after the true route ep was too far man, you're just gone.

D:

>Dont lose your ballast over it
Trying but failing to do so
That are some fuckin cute legs got more to show?
Also great hair color chest size and height.
What a great waifu you got there.

Sure but Shiki isn't a boat. The usual, downloading tons of music that will take me a while before I can get into listening them and deciding what should I have for lunch.

Are you not tired enough to get some rest or just sleeping problems like everyone else in the thread?

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He wasn't thinking. He was NEVER EVER THINKING. He's the same autistic moron who wasted dubs just to yell in a random thread "make Sup Forums great again" without further explanation.

claimed

it's a boy btw