>Fund every MIT student
>Suddenly hundreds of supervillains on the streets
>Scorpion, Mysterio, Rhino, Venom, Doc Ock, Vulture, Chameleon, Electro, Shocker, etc.
>Spider-Man has to deal with fucking all of it
After all, everything he does is a mistake.
H- he- he gave peter a suit... with sensible lenses...
>>Fund every MIT student
>>Suddenly hundreds of supervillains on the streets
>>Scorpion, Mysterio, Rhino, Venom, Doc Ock, Vulture, Chameleon, Electro, Shocker, etc.
>>Spider-Man has to deal with fucking all of it
>After all, everything he does is a mistake.
I kind of love that idea.
Good job, user.
>Tech gets stolen by Hydra, used in a major attack on civilians
That is perfect. Bravo Snyder!
>Ant-Man turns big
>Spider-Man: Holy Shit!
>whole theatre laughs
>Villains from MIT flood the streets
>Spider-Man gets the blame by JJ
>Tony is even responsible for JJ's hatred of Spider-Man
THE MAN CANNOT STOP FUCKING UP
>Uncle Ben was killed during war with Stark Tech
Is this why he is becoming Peter new father figure, he is grooming his own super soldier so that he won't deal with this shit.
>>Spider-Man has to deal with fucking all of it
Maybe one will end this shitty hero.
>Scorpion, Mysterio, Rhino, Venom, Doc Ock, Vulture, Chameleon, Electro, Shocker, etc.
And Black Cat, don't forget her
We NEED a MCU Black Cat
/ss/ Black Cat
All of my yes.
Captain would have done us all a favor if he just killed him.
This was literally
>Plot Armor: The Movie
Why even bother pointing out other issues?
That wouldn't be a bad route to take considering Tony will also be in the new Spiderman movie
No we need an MCU spider Gwen
Black cat would just get BLACKED by black panther
>IT WAS ME, PETER!
Have you ever met people from MIT?
I worked with several and they're just one grant and no supervision short of being a super villain already. So this would be very realistic.
>>Be mild mannered professor of food science, Franklin Footner
>>Have idea for self cooking hotdogs to feed the hungry
>>See billionaire Tony Stark give away tons of money to students for pet projects
>>Ask billionaire for some cash to further develop self cooking hotdogs idea
>>Billionaire laughs at you
>>See students become successful with frivolous projects like robo-bongs and dustless Cheetos
>>Lab accident as a result of underfunded shoddy equipment
rd degree burns from violently exploding hotdogs
>>Vow revenge for lack of funds to perfect self cooking hotdogs
>>Become Professor Frankhurter
>>Steal an Weinermobile for a vehicle
>>Use combusting hotdogs as weapons
Sounds too much like a DC villain.
Why haven't they just killed Tony? He's nothing but a blight to society.
>After all, everything he does is a mistake.
>asshole who never learns from his mistakes
People like this are honestly the worst and deserve to be purged from the earth.
Does Tony fuck up this much in the comics?
He's just drunk most of the time.
his intentions are good, he just wants to help
>Scorpion, Mysterio, Rhino, Venom, Doc Ock, Vulture, Chameleon, Electro, Shocker, etc.
Literally not a single one of these has been confirmed to exist yet.
>whole theater laugh
The imbeciles in my theater clapped at least 4 times during this movie.
>4
I think mine did it about 7. I actually lost count. I fucking hate living here.
But all those villains are older guys. Vulture is a senior citizen
Gotta love the theaters here in 'murica
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the part where paul rudd goes "huh hahahauhauahu" was literally the single enjoyable point of the entire movie for me
God it was so fucking bad, fuck me
Could be worse. He could have funded Harvard students. Most of them turn into supervillains already.
i dont like that generic shit. amazing spiderman 2 had something similar, theyre all similar tech. kinda boring if you ask me
Jesus.
I bet you liked BvS, right?
D R O P P E D
ha, i was just joking
You seriously think Shocker was an MIT grad?
He can be he is the archnemesis of spider-man he must be smart
I smiled because I was expecting him to say "You're a big guy"
You think the Rhino or Scorpion is?
Beetle
The road to hell...
Literally everyone does this, especially politicians.
But he's best friends with your fhürer.
tony is literally the only interesting character in the mcu
>Frankhurter
Who's Frank?
I feel like Peter Parker will change that game.
>Spider-Man in an Iron Man suit
op as fuck desu
Is this supposed to be right-to-left? Because it looks like
>young Stark, depressed after his father died
>pre-Afghanistan Stark, rich and successful but empty inside
>Iron Man Stark, happy that he's finally found a purpose in life
What's up with yall hating when the audience claps? I can only imagine how dead you guys must be when it comes to social interactions. Holy shit.
Captain America should be interesting too. The idea of a guy basically going from 1945 to 2013 overnight and having to deal with all those changes is interesting, but we don't really get much out of it.
Agreed. That one tiny scene in around the start of Winter Soldier where he's trying to keep up with social technology was the shit.
I want Mysterio
kek this never occurred to me.
fucking Tony, man.
because it fucking interrupts the movie, dipshit.
Autism.
Hey, if we want to have those sorts of social interactions instead of watch the movie, we'd hang out at the Goodwill you work at.
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I'd put them over Shocker in the brains department.
Shocker's claim to fame isn't his smarts, it's his street sense mixed with some sort of thugnificent 'never give up' mentality that brute-forces its way into coming into existence. Parker is a genius, that he can nearly be stymied by a guy who probably doesn't even heat up cans of Chef Boyardee before eating is what makes Shocker a great archnemesis, because by all rights he shouldn't even be considered in the running.
Not that guy, but I've never been to a movie where the people were loud enough to drown out those humongous ass speakers.
Fucking herman didn't graduate from highschool
>shocker
>archnemesis
slow down there
>Scorpion
>MIT student
Taylor would never work for Jewish Disney.
whats the point of clapping during the fucking movie? who are you clapping for? the screen can't hear you.
just a bunch of people clapping for each other when the movie does something funny
Stark doesn't agonize over his father's death. He loved his mother. Father neglected him.
>MCU black cat
>jewess with no tits or ass
Yeah, nah.
I somehow read that as
>Aunt May turns big
Some pricks next to me clapped at anything they thought was entertaining (which was every five minutes) then, at the end, both of them (grown men) stood up and applauded like they were at an opera or something.
I live in the UK and I have never seen that before in a cinema. They looked fucking retarded and everyone turned around to stare at them in disbelief.
It was fucking embarrassing.
Oh god no. They CLAPPED? How did you ever survive such a harrowing experience.
Grow the fuck up faggot.
I bet you clap don't you? Literally no reason to whatsoever.
No, I don't clap. I don't sit there like a little bitch cringing over how other people choose to express their enjoyment, either.
Are we doing a clapping-thread?
How about this:
>Go up to window, a Pakled is behind me
>Ask the ticket-slave which is the next showing
>She says "the next one is in five minutes, but that's in 3D, the one after that is not"
>"Okay, the next one then"
>Pakled mummles, giggles and asks me which is which, tell him
>He buys his ticket
>I go inside an use the restroom
>Seated in the cubical for pertinent reasons
>Hear SOMEBODY come in the restroom and start going "Ugh, uhhh, errrmmmmm HEE HEE HEE"
>Sounds like pain and fear and hysterics
>Think to myself "It's that fat guy... no, it can't be that fat guy"
>Eventually the voice leaves the room and then later so do I
>Go into see the movie, theater is sparsely populated
>Pakled sits near and in front of me
>He claps and laughs at the movie, over and over
>At one point he throws his entire bucket of popcorn down into the seats and aisles before him, then leaves to get another
>Movie ends and he's clapping and laughing
>Stay for after the credits, so does he, "AH, UGH MRRRMMM UHHH IT HAD TO BE SPIDER-MAN, OF COURSE, ERRRRRR HEE, IT ABSOLUTELY HAD, HRRRRRRR, TO BE SPIDER-MAN"
The plot twist was that the Pakled ACTUALLY WAS the guy in the toilet-parlor
Don't get me wrong, although fucking retarded, the clapping at the end isn't as bad as having some cunt distract you by shouting, "Yeah!" and, "OMG did you see that?!" and applauding every few minutes during the film.
If you can deal with that for two and a half hours then you're a better man than me user.
>not an archnemesis
>comes back more times than Doc Ock
Pay attention, scrub.
A U T I S M
BRAVO FEIGE
Aunt may turns ME big ; )
Screencap this, I bet it's actually the plot of Homecoming
>Snyder will never craft a tragic hero like that
Yep, that's accurate.
yeah i feel you, professor frankhurter actualy seems like he might be worth fighting unlike marvel where we just wait for them to fuck up anyway