Nobody is talking about the latest GOT leaks? They come from the same guy who was right about Ep2 several days before airing. They indicate the episode will have scenes in this order as follows:
The Wall: Jon talks to Melisandre/Davos -- he says he saw nothing after death, everybody thinks he's a god
Sam: On the boat to Old Town with Gilly
Tower of Joy: The fight plays out as expected; Bran screams "Dad" and it seems like Ned almost hears him, but the raven pulls him out of the dream
Vaes Dothrak: Dany is told all about the widows that live there, etc
Meereen: A peasant offers info about the Harpies to Varys; The neighboring cities are plotting against them
King's Landing: Qyburn wants to perform further experiments on the mountain to improve him. Jaime wants the mountain to wreck the High Sparrow. Council meeting with Olenna, Pyrcell, Kevan, etc. -- Kevan is the new hand (remember he isn't dead in the show yet). Tommen asks to meet with Myrcella, but the High Sparrow declines, says she needs to purge her sins.
Arya: Some dialogue with Jaqen -- she ends up getting her sight back.
Winterfell: Umbers bring Ramsay Osha and Rickon.
The Wall: Jon hangs Bowen Marsh, Alliser Thorne, Olly, and the other traitors. Gives the Lord Commander's cloak to Edd because "his watch has ended".
>Jon is brooding in his chamber at castle black >Melisandre enters, he ignores her >After a while Melly makes an attempt to say something. >Jon turns around >"My daughter ... I burned my daughter ..." >fade to black
Gabriel Edwards
same faggot, you tried to trick me in the /got/ general too. I hate you!
Gavin Peterson
user pls
Blake Hernandez
>only the tower of joy BATTLE
motherfucker i wanna see INSIDE THE TOWER
Noah Foster
Did olly take his vows already then?
Easton Cruz
So, literally nothing happens until the last two minutes of the episode? Super
Jonathan Butler
HBO took down the leaker's latest video as well as his Episode 1 and Episode 2 leaks: youtu.be/utoFaDwvZT4
tower where the people of westeros celebrate their bday and sweet 16...read the books homie
Jacob Edwards
Lyanna Stark (Ned's sister) is being held in The Tower of Joy after being taken away by Rhaegar Targaryen. This is basically what started the massive war that ended with Robert Baratheon as king, Jaime Lannister as Kingslayer, etc. Ned and co. are trying to retrieve her, but find her dying inside. Most people think this is after giving birth to Jon.
Scene is important because it will reveal Jon's parentage (whether he's a Targaryen as everyone thinks).
But the show is keeping that from us for another few weeks it seems.
Isaiah Sanders
Here is a slightly longer translation of the video.
Connor Carter
Siestafag here, I think every relevant thing is on the OP, the rest is just a dick joke XD and some minor details
Eli Parker
seems legit. Is it just me or is this season one gigantic build up to one epic battle? Not saying its bad, but character development seems stalled so far.
Jaxson Mitchell
my watch has now ended is such a cop out to his job. he is just deserting his duty.
William Russell
Well, the idea is that the Night's Watch oath lasts until death, and he's already died, so he's free from the oath. He is likely going to be instrumental in stopping the White Walkers still.
Cooper Jenkins
I hope they drag ollie kicking and screaming.
Brayden Ross
>The Wall: Jon talks to Melisandre/Davos -- he says he saw nothing after death, everybody thinks he's a god
>mfw Jon might actually become an interesting character
Robert Murphy
Why the fuck would the Umbers turn on the Starks for something Jon did? He's not a Stark. Is there any indication that Rickon wasn't just as horrified that Jon let wildlings through the wall?
I don't get why hating Jon automatically makes the Umbers loyal soldiers to Ramsay. I'm smelling a lot of bullshit here.
Isaac Sullivan
I don't know why I laughed
Nicholas Barnes
The Umbers are double agents user.
Oliver Robinson
In the trailers, you can see the Boltons on the same side as the Umbers in battle.
They don't give a shit about Jon, much less hate him specifically.
The Umbers hold lands close to where the wildlings have been let in and have settled. Their hatred of wildlings could give them a plausible reason to ally with Boltons.
Popular theory is that Rickon is a Trojan horse (or even possibly a fake) from the Umbers; they will turn on the Boltons in the battle after lulling them to complacency. "The North Remembers!"
We'll have to see how the show creators screw with things.
Michael Long
>This one at least looks like it's true. Maybe because it is the exact line the other dead guy who resurrected said?
Evan Taylor
Ok. That would be sweeet.
Leo Jones
I was bored just reading this. God this season sucks
Anthony Sanchez
>Rousing epic fantasy >Make the later seasons a slow burn
Jesus christ
Dylan Lewis
>ramsay gets rickon and osha
Well, i hope natalia gets her wish. In an old interview, the cast were axed how they envision their characters dying - natalia tena said something about being slowly impaled through the womb by a spear. Yara predicted an axe-based mishap, jojen wanted multiple arrows.
Hunter Murphy
>"his watch has ended"
Hype.
John Mitchell
Did Tomment receive a rimjob?
Christopher Price
Nobody gives a shit.
the show blows multiple dicks.
Jordan Watson
It doesnt make sense to me that jon would leave the watch already?? What are his fucking plans go chill with the wildlings till the white walkers show up? It makes much more sense for him to leave when sansa turns up and she gets him to help beat the boltons.
Oliver Lee
Jon better be obviously different.
Nathan James
>Because Oldtown doesn't allow chicks The fuck? That's just the Citadel, not all of Oldtown is the Citadel.
Joshua Baker
>Why didn't you kill the Hound?
CLEGANEBOWL FUCKING CONFIRMED
Austin Bell
>Jon just hands the Lord Commander job to Edd Fucking hell, that's not how it works. There has to be a vote.
Nathan Bailey
Why? Hes the proto Mary Sue in the show.
>dark uncertain past linked to the greatest conflict in the story >handsome as fuck >unparallelled plot armor
Jackson Davis
worst seasone ever. and i was so hyped
Julian Howard
yea but sams going into the citadel, cant exactly leave a wildling whore in the citadel with a baby by herself, she'll be raped and murdered within the week
Aaron Miller
pls, let dis be real
Connor Jones
Everyone at the north and Castle Black literally forgot about Lord Stannis
Quality writing right there
Juan Rogers
Why would you want to read about what happens in the next episode anyway
Instead of watching it.
What's the point of leaking this autistic stuff instead of the actual episode...
John Morgan
Why do you guys keep spoiling the show for yourselves? Wouldn't you rather watch it and see it unfold? It may end up sucking, but there is always the chance it could be great too. I regret reading the wiki and spoiling the red wedding for myself.
Nolan Russell
any link to leaks pls?
Alexander Sanders
t h i c c
Eli Sullivan
To avoid disappointment
Kevin Williams
He could presumably find her somewhere in Oldtown to stay though
Henry Cruz
There's no way he's actually "deserting" his mission to defeat the White Walkers after the shit he saw at Hardhome. He's just taking advantage of the technicality because he knows he could be much more useful as a leader of men that unites the entire North and their armies against the Night's King than he can as some mopey Lord Commander stuck sending letters at the wall. And hell, the episode is even called "Oathbreaker" so it acknowledges he still is in the writers eyes.
Henry Green
spoilers don't matter. not all of us are filming reaction videos for our youtube channels.
Brayden Bailey
Why does adult Bran hear Ned but kid Ned, Benjen, Lyanna and Hodor are oblivious to the conversation he's having when standing next to them?
Kayden Morgan
if these leaks are true the episode sounds really uneventful
Hudson Taylor
Ah fuck. Adult Ned hear Bran.
Michael Collins
WHAT IF
WHAT IF ARYA IS THE ONE OF THE FACELESS MEN THAT GETS TO GO TO OLDTOWN?
Yes, that makes sense. What else is she gonna do.
Joseph Hill
jon: i'm not a god tormund: i know you are not a god, i've seen you naked and no god would have a dick so small
Henry Kelly
>Its cold and snowing outside, wtf Tormund you willy staring bitch bastard shitstabber
Nathan Reed
or maybe because the fucking actor said it you dingus
Zachary Morales
...
Aiden Harris
Tormund is a Giantsbane. Cold has a plumping effect. He would be curious.
>Arya: Some dialogue with Jaqen -- she ends up getting her sight back.
thank god, that blindness storyline was triggering me..
Blake Allen
Edgy Redditors pls
Olly did nothing wrong. Jon had completely lost it. He granted amnesty to the people who slaughtered his village. And now Jon just wants to hang his protege who he failed? Who likely didn't even take his vows yet? Who stabbed him when he was already lethally wounded? Hanging him over two of the other conspirators who were adults?
Anthony Parker
iirc in the book the Freys have Greatjon Umber in captivity, so the two cadet branches split their loyalty between the Boltons and the Northern Rebel Alliance but even the ones aligned with the Boltons are only friendly because they want Greatjon back.
Gavin Ward
Why does Ramsay keep getting away with it
Adrian Foster
>He granted amnesty to the people who slaughtered his village.
That's his personal problem. Now that his solution has effectively failed, he'll be punished for it.
Tyler Ramirez
He doesn't give him the job. He just gives him the cloak to say he is resigning. They can still have a vote.
Christopher Johnson
>Olly gets hung Sounds too based to be true
Anthony Rogers
Except he actually has a character arc. He is explicitly shown as a bastardized with no inhereotance. He learns humility and leadership at the wall as a steward instead of a ranger. Tyrion teaches him how to not be an entitled brat. He gets shat on by other crows. He washes tables.
It's a standard hero arc, not a mary sue. Learn the fucking difference
Brody Reed
Myrcella is going to get rezzed?
James Richardson
>mfw Jon might actually become an interesting character The actor is still shit so I fucking doubt it. He always looks like he's confused.
Jordan Carter
>gets revived by the dragon balls in a series where death is this super permanent thing you don't recover from >not a Mary Sue k
Andrew Lee
Why exactly would the Karstarks trust a man literally born of rape and known for being retarded to lead them
Roose seemed like the most logical leader of anyone in the show so far. He literally destroyed Stannis host a few weeks prior
this is shit
Bentley Rogers
We already had foreshadowing about resurection in past seasons. It scans even if you don't like it.
Eli Jackson
Fact remains that Jon Snow can fuck up massively with his politics, die, and come back, while basically every other character actually faces lasting consequences for their action
Mary
Fucking
Sue
Kevin Rodriguez
That's not what the term means. You can criticize the writing, but it's not what mary sue means. Luke Skywalker isn't a mary sue because he magically didn't die in cloud city, and didn't get eaten by the rancor, or the sarlacc
>Well, the idea is that the Night's Watch oath lasts until death, and he's already died, so he's free from the oath
That's exactly the cop out. Yes, "technically" he died, but the implication of dying is usually that you stay fucking dead. The 'spirit' of the oath is that you serve the Knight's Watch as long as you're alive