Aight Sup Forums story time You ever wonder why the bottom of cup holders in movie theaters have the cross section? I don't >I am the reason
>Be me 1999 >having 10th b-day at a movie theater >yes it was a thing in the 90's >invite kids from my class+family >end up being 20 people >I got the coolest shit too >got a gen 1 Furby from my best friend >brand new N64 from my G-pa >Dad bought me a 3D accelerator >cloths from Mom >random shit from other kids >party is great >after the main party ever one was invited to see "Toy Story 2" >we all get popcorn and soda >sit down >lights dim >commercials for other films start >shit gets reals >THX.wav >movies starts >everything is chill cont?
You weren't the reason. You are not special. OP is a faggot
Jeremiah Ramirez
Continue fellow user
Connor Nelson
>about 3/4 the way through >start getting fidgety >10 can't sit very long with out shit to do >elevator scene >still fidgety >done with soda >on the floor it goes >start sticking my hand into the cup holder >Fits >then forearm >fits >okay elbow >kinda hard >plop sweet >shit gotta pee >stand up >can't >arm stuck >OHSHIT.JPG >try pulling >HURTS >10 >Start FREAKING OUT >screaming >movie "BUzz I am your father. NOOOOO" >lights come up, >people wonder whats going on >I'M still freaking out >parents turn to see me crying >they come over, try pulling, nothing >theater attendant comes in >whatsgoingonhere >sees me looks mad >I start crying harder thinking we're gonna get kicked out >he sends some one to get soap >they put it around my arm in the cup holder\ >pulling, nothing. >start peing my self >can't get unstuck
Bentley Nelson
>1999 >cross cup holder/protector built-in well before 1999 are you the reason movie theaters exist, too?
Josiah Howard
In my town there are like the old ones Sorry if bad english, spanish user
Jack Torres
Why do they have those cross-sections would make it harder to clean out and your cup doesn't see it as well I hate the movie
James Bailey
wow you caught me lying on the internet let alone Sup Forums its called embellishing. obviously I'm not the reason but this is a true story.
>fire department gets called >try pulling >noting happens we already try'd that >mom starts freaking out too >telling the firemen to try harder >dad gets bright idea >just cut his arm off >start crying even worse >mom gets mad at him >pee more >soaked >firemen goes to truck >get out cop saw >freak out more >mom starts freaking out again >dad asks her to calm down >fireman tells her what he's doing >had to cut the cupholder off the seat >every one starts calms down >went to Er so they could remove it cause circulation had been cut off >parents sue the theater for not having proper safety measures >never had another b-day party again. >haven't been to a movie theater since.
Tyler Stewart
Tell me you went to hospital eating popcorn
Levi Smith
Did your parents get some money or something for that?
Nathaniel Hill
No, it was gummy worms.
Sebastian James
>CONT?
NO FUCKING SHIT CONTINUE YOU HAVENT FINISHED YOUR FUCKING STORY L2TELLSTORIES NIGGER
Justin Flores
not a whole lot only about 15 grand i remember correctly, mostly to cover medical/fire department stuff and some hush hush money.
Nathan Evans
I heard you the first time
Samuel Morales
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS JUST BULLSHIT TALES FROM RANDOM ASS HOLE?
I GET >works of fiction BUT THAT IS JUST SO IDIOTS DONT FALL FOR STUPID LIES.
THIS IS JUST YOU BEING A DUMB CUNT MAKING UP NOTHING FOR NO REASON. FUCK UR ARSE LYING CUNT
Julian Lee
calm down kid
Jayden Hughes
CAPS LOCK REALLY HURTS YOUR FEELINGS HUH
>THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE WORLD YOU GOT THAT RIGHT
Jonathan Gutierrez
This honestly happened to me you can choose to believe me or not. it doesn't change the fact it happened.