What are some flims about birds?
What are some flims about birds?
Adam Gray
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Evan Myers
how r bird so cute! :3c
Angel Morales
Paulie...I think that's it.
Jackson Anderson
Birdemic
Jaxson Moore
Oh! Also Fly Away Home
Henry Gutierrez
Rio, but be warned--it's birdkino, not entry level bird flicks like the above
Ayden Long
What are some flims about chav birds?
Austin Rivera
Iron Man 2
Noah Price
what's his fukking problem?
Christopher Barnes
cuz hes a fuccn legend thats y
Aaron Roberts
eric a shit
Gavin Hill
FUCCN LEGEND
John Peterson
Parrots of Telegraph Hill. It's hands down one of the best movies I've seen.
Samuel Russell
willy the sparrow
Parker Johnson
Oh and legend of the gaurdians
Gabriel Ward
I believe Hitchcock made one. You should check it ouy
Andrew Bennett
it was a very good film
Leo Flores
Haven't watched either of these since I was five
Do they hold up?
Jason Martin
Same question, but anything about cuckoo birds?
Matthew Cruz
poor wi'le doggie
Nathan Perez
...
Liam Barnes
Birdcage
David Howard
Vertigo's not about birds, dumbass
Dylan Barnes
Iron man 2.
About a genius Bourd, who teached a russian guy how to make a suit of his own armour.
Ayden Ramirez
i is like birdkinos, do you?
Cameron Murphy
Kes
Owen Diaz
Angry Birds: The Birdening
Liam Richardson
Bourd
Leo Campbell
One flew over the cuckoo's nest
To kill a mockingbird
Nathaniel Hill
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me.
For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found an area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn. After you're good an horny, you get some bread.
My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that.
Once you are on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4ft.
You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird.
This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences.
I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying, erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even taking it to other places in the city. I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing, waiting for them to land close to me.
Carter Brown
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Adrian Williams
dude...
Dominic Lopez
birder movie
Levi Sullivan
I love animal webms
Carson Gomez
wew lad
Lucas Walker
>tfw no qt pigtailed gf with a bird
Nicholas Sanders
No bullshit, just birds.
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Tyler Powell
lol! capping this and posting to /r/Sup Forums!!
Nathaniel King
is, is this copypasta?
Austin Phillips
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Camden Bennett
i said films, no flicks, fukboi
Logan Davis
Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou has a burd in it.
Isaac Thomas
H*LLA F`******CJKING EPIC WIN FOR THE WIN!!!!
Jace Martinez
If you're looking for bird television, It's Always Sunny features a bird as a main character
Xavier Rodriguez
I think you said "flims"
Asher Brown
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Alexander Martin
Hi /r/Sup Forums, put me in the screencap.
Evan Ramirez
very IMPORTANT films
Tyler Garcia
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Robert Gray
>Zack Snyder
DROPPED
Jacob Reyes
This is the GOAT bird film
Mason Jenkins
>tfw no pigtail gf
Gabriel Young
That's a sexy female bird.
Samuel Ortiz
>le Snyder is bad meme
Mason Wright
What a motherfucker that bird is
Josiah Fisher
Is water being wet also a meme?
It's a law of nature at this point user.
Connor Lee
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Lucas Powell
Is your nigger step-dad raping your faggot ass a meme, faggot?
Sebastian Allen
occult propaganda
Nathan Johnson
Name four flicks, three movies, two film and one kino made by Snyder that were good.
Cooper Diaz
Birdman
Andrew Martinez
yes
Luis Jenkins
Zack, just accept it. the butthurt is real.
Hudson Hill
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Leo Parker
Suck a nigger cock! FUCK OFF AND DIE FAGGOTS, I MAKE GOOD FILMS YOU MOTHERFUCKING PLEBS!
Levi Butler
>four flicks
BvS, MoS, and no other flicks.
>three movies
DotD remake, Watchmen, no other movies.
>two film
Sucker Punch, 300
>one kino
Owlkino.
His filmography is too voluminous for your demands but this should suffice.
Jacob Wood
anal nigger prolapse
Hunter Wilson
...
Ryan Russell
>Snyder catch you up years ago with the start of birdkino
YES
Juan Jones
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Tyler Wood
The only one posted in this thread worth watching.
Josiah Hughes
...
Kevin Evans
...
Elijah Williams
Uh yeah
birds fly
Adam Carter
leffy?
Nathaniel Thompson
What the fuck...
Zachary Ross
Parrots are cute, too bad they're so fucking loud
Angel Garcia
Birds are so gud, mane :>
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Jason Wright
Jason Gutierrez
The worst part is, this will get screenshotted and posted on r/Sup Forums. Original content has a skeevy purpose now because it functions as funny text with thousands of reaction images to a bunch of half-functioning voyeurs. How about you make your own cum-on-bird copypasta you fucking faggot redditors? Worse than 9gag and facebook.
Robert Carter
>when you remember the thread
Luke Brooks
subscribed
Carson Martinez
Thanks i needed the giggle m8ty
Ryder Robinson
Who /GotchaTheCockatoo/ here?
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William Brooks
Paulie
Aaron Reyes
>not based Megabirdcrazy
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Logan Bell
What is the best bird?
Levi Rogers
one of the best battleships too
Brayden Jenkins
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He didn't fly so good!
Ryder Flores
Parrots without a doubt, but there many different kinds.
I'm partial to Salmon-crested Cockatoos myself.
Peach-faced Lovebirds or Cockatiels are probably the qtest birds, I mean how can you not look at this pic and say it is one of the most qt birds you've ever seen?
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Jaxon Perry
>that singing cockatiel
Bentley Ortiz
MONKEY TAKEOVER
Gabriel Carter
Captain America: Civil War
>Bird costume
Ryder Powell
I have a cockatiel but I still think caiques are the coolest
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They seem very playful and the whole "instinctively likes to wrestle" thing is adorable as fuck
Blake Miller
>getting bullied by a fucking monkey
Luis Bailey
>My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain.
Sup Forums.
Isaac Gutierrez
how can that tiny monkey be alive and still looking for more after those swings to the face.
Jaxson King
There's a Jack Black movie about birds that he catalogs them by the way they sing as a competition or some shit
Brandon Lewis
Qt video, user.
I shall be watching more of these birds :3
Gavin Rivera
I had a bird that comes to bath and bathes with me, it is dead :( you made me sad