Hey Sup Forumsros...

Hey Sup Forumsros, it's my 25th birthday and I've never had sex with a girl was wondering if anyone could give me some money to pay for a hooker since I've always wanted to try sex at least once, will dump my webm collection waiting.
Thanks in advance
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Noone?

Just go to the bar. Tell people why you are drinking alone. You will get a pity fuck. Or some other drunkard will help you fuck his sister.

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I would but I can't drink since I'm currently on meds

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Sauce??

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Here you go friend

You just want steam summer sale money you cunt.

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Was kinda waiting for something to pop out tbh

Your porn sucks.
Why don't you just get outside and start meeting girls, instead of begging for money to pay for sex like a god damn beta?

I don't even have a computer good enough to run most games

I never understood how can someone be virgin 20+, getting laid is easiest thing ever. I am fat beta faggot and i still can get laid, tell me why you cant without idiotic excuses

I was born with Ehler-Danlos Syndrome, I can't be outside for too long before my body starts to ache everywhere, I live with barely enough money to eat and have internet access and have to go to the doctor everyday

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sauce?

Use your internet, there are tons of shutin girls everywhere, hell some of them are even good looking {know some cases myself}, play it on your illness, tell them how hard it is but also be strong about it and be positive about things, girls love this shit, its really not that hard

i mean cmon i once told a girl with a boyfriend " in a minute ill leave if we dont kiss " , then we fucked, i knew her for a day ... ITS EASY

Timestamp pic of lit candle in pooper

I have severe autism and social anxiety.
Never talked to a girl.
22 years old.
How to get laid?

Stick 2 jacking off saves time+ $

Again, for people like you internet is the key, if you dont know how to act around girls just observe how others act towards them and what works and use it

Like I said, I was born with this so I've spent almost all my life indoors so I don't know many people outside my family

Any suggestions on how to begin looking for them in that case?

Second Life Online

I just want to feel what it's like

I'll try and see if my computer can run it since it's really old

Its highly overrated, if its about pure feeling fapping just feels better, its more about the mentality that the girl you like is enjoying herself because of you, but with a hooker... cant really imagine, i dont think its worth it

That's the thing, I don't know what the difference is and would like to at least once. I want to be able to say "oh yeah, sex itself is overrated"

sex is entertainment of the poor, but yeah i understand you, still i dont think hooker is a way, just browse internet you are bound to find one girl who will fuck you

blowjobs > masturbating

IF the girl knows how to do it, most of girls dont have a clue

I've been looking for at least 7 years, it just seems like the most certain way of experiencing it

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source ?

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Sauce please

Anyone got a name or more?

Never mind, found her

Get a job, fuck face.

Seriously, you basement dwelling NEET faggots should just fucking commit suicide

Show us your cock bro

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i think hes not able to find a job due to his illness " fuck face"

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Meaty.

Solution.... Go on Chaturbate and earns some tokens nigga

I've tried having a job in the past, but I'd always end up in too much pain and exhausted even from 3 hours of work a day. That's why I go to the doctor daily since that way I get provided with food and a place to live since I'm not able to work