You have 10 SECONDS to explain why you're on Sup Forums right now

You have 10 SECONDS to explain why you're on Sup Forums right now.

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ice cream, man. ice cream.

Just here to roll some trips

Im sad

It's amusing

I was studying and git bored, then I remembered bout a website called Sup Forums, so here I am

Home alone bored, naked looking for fap material.

porn

/heem/

Killing time before work

Because of fags liek you, Ahnon

i don't even know, and that's my answer now, and since 2010 or so.

Taking a shit. Lulz help with smooth movements. Sup Forums is making it worse.

lel

It's my birthday and you shits are the closest thing I have to friends and family.

to watch some plebian post pics of a girl from dancing with the stars.

uhhh to explain with a lie, I would say I'm not on here drunk scrolling for weird nudes from weird bitches..

What else is there?

Living out the last month in the apt i moved into with my ex before i move into a double wide with a coworker and his dad while i try to find a place i can afford. She moved out 2 weeks ago, just me and the cat now.

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Bored

My dubs say I can do whatever I want

I need someone to buy me dishonored 2, or chaos is inevitable. Steam id: skoer

WAGECUCK

Bord

shit tier fighter whos greatest success is dancing with the stars

I got tired of reddit.

i don't have anything better to do

Is this a new meme that I dot Know of

To experience the best of Online Culture.......

What does this even mean? U just here to mock poor people?

I'm reliving my youth and also I want to be amused. No work today.

because there's fuck all else to do at work.

Happy birthday, you cuck. How old you turning?

I think he is dude, some kids feel the need to vent their frustrations on the internet because if they did so in real life they'd get the shit beaten out of them, it's sad but what can you do

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I just woke up and i dont wanna leave my bed yet
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Got the shits.
In the bathroom at work.

Your dubs have spoken to mine. So it must be truth. Much love.

19, and thanks user, it means a lot.

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severe clinical depression, Sup Forums is the only thing to pass time till i eventually kill myself kek

i have noting else to do im running out of time how do i explaint his i think my time is up i w

Yeah happy bday man. Dont worry too much, my birthday hasnt been celebrated for over 20 years now. Still counting

thank you for this based user

In league Q

Damn

It's 1am and I'm fucking bored

Taking shit

Happy 20 years of various birthdays user.

I'm a degenerate. Pic related my new tattoo

Bored af

to fap to some more fucked up shit than yesterday

my life is shit

amen to that

i'm looking for tor onion links to cp because the site i normally go to is down.

rolling for this

That didnt change anything. im not an emotional cuck like the common living creature
Dont pity me, nigger

I dreamed about my aunt's tits.

Eating chocolate after a nice workout and watching brain games with mom. It's commercial break.

Fap

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I bet you fap to men, homo.
Traps are men btw

Watch that edge buddy

bored home alone

Swoll af

I came for the trips

trying to get dubs like this guy

Sup Forums satisfies my need for human interaction, even if that interaction is subhuman mongoloids calling me a faggot. Still better than sitting here bored doing nothing.

This

Happy birthday, faggot.

I'm poopin

You can do it user. We believe in you.

Taking grande poopy at work. Fags.

rolling for dabs

Sup Forums is the only place you truly have freedom of speech and where you will find the truth.

I come to Sup Forums when important threads are being slid on Sup Forums.

im here for the funny banana meme

>truly have freedom of speech
>Sup Forums

lolwut, certainly not the Sup Forums on this site

bored

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Well, the most freedom you will online i suppose.

Because I'm taking a shit at work. Shitting while shit posting.

None of your business..... 3.2 secs.

Nothing to do at work. I'm high. Fuck da police.

Because you are here forever

I work from home 2 days a week and getting high while I am making fat cash makes me kek.

statistic class. Boring as fuck

Been here since 2006. Not gonna stop, I like it here.

Can't sleep because I'm fucking raging.

as in mad.

*you're

lewd

did you know her brother is literally in prison right now for ass raping a 13 year old

Nope, not for what I wrote. But this time i will use it: You're an idiot.

*Your

lol

Holy shit really? Link to an article or something?

Cuz im poopin

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kys got fgt

I I'm drunk as fuck ok

Havin a wank