ITT: We react to pics on the internet as if we were from the year 1855

ITT: We react to pics on the internet as if we were from the year 1855.

React to the pic above you. I'll start it off...

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fake and gay

HOW ABSURD, A NEGRO AS A PRESIDENT? PSSH, WHEN PIGS CAN FLY.

humans? IN SPACE? i wouldn't be surprised if they came falling back down to Earth.

That appears to be some engine of Beelzebub, rendering to ash all it floats above.

Who steal me slayves?

Flying into the air in a metal box? Surely you jest.

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What in gods name, cover yourself you wonderful Oriental comfort girl.

Truly, this must be the work of an identical homosexual, a 'same fag' if you will...

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Wowee. I heard about this contraption. That Karl Benz engineered a machine just like it.

Karl Benz? The 11 year old that lives in Germany and has done nothing of note as of the current year, but 1855?

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ALLAHU AKBAR, YOUR GAY HOMES WILL SOON BE TARGETED

What is this? What's a "souvenir"?

uh OH yes the year is 1855. i uh...
you see a gypsee told me about it.

You best be tending to the rail road like your other kin you wide-eyed, yellow face, abomination

Sold for 200!

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Bumperoo!

Jedediah, come look at this! It's a fuckin' bitch, with a dick! Should be in the circus, PT Barnum Freak Show!

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Fuck id buy her for double that

the white house chef and maids are so well dressed. The president will be pleased.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa what is this evil magic box??? What are these images? They are like real life but they show lives? Devil in all of this my brain is swelling aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

what a fair skinned injun , he must have a white mother.

FUCKNIGGERS, VOTE TRUMP! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Nudge

That fair injun sure seems to be having a good time

Good god! Too short!