Found turtle on pavement during walk
Dubs decide what I do
Found turtle on pavement during walk
just eat it
Shove it's head in your anus
Winrar
Crack an egg on top of it
winrar
Chuck it
Put him in nearest bayou.
First dubs won. Will cook it when I get home
cant wait for it
Don't do that. No need to be an edgelord in front of some useless noncontributing to society anonymous NEETS.
Just release the little guy into a pond or wherever he may have come from. Let him live his little reptilian life to the fullest, or until nature takes its course.
>inb4 moralfag
Dangle cock in front of it's face.
take it to a shelter
don eat it
BTW, wash your hands. I have a part turtle just like that and he's covered in salmonella. I'm sure a wild turtle gas a lot more.
Poke him out of shell and eat it
OP here. I won't eat it if someone gets trips within the hour.
I second this, also, dubs
Don't eat the little guy you faggot. Release.
Don't do it fag
dubs
Reported for underage.
Roll
if you dont want me to eat it then why didn't you get trips?
Trips trumps dubs. Not that I ever get trips but meh. Let the turtle go OP.
fking eat it
>trips inc
Roll
I'm here for the turtle
One off
Freedom
Just wait for it, nigger.
>OP
Nooo
Lul
My trips say space program.
dubs have spoken
>check em
Roll
dont eat him
i mean these trips
Leave the poor guy alone, put him back from where he came
these trips right here.
Release him back into the wild
Don't do it fag
OP gonna eat a wild turtle?
Post pics
here
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dick in shell
Saved
Rolling for this
>Keep it as a pet.
>Feed it lettuce, various fruits & vegetables.
Turtles & tortoises are bros, man.
Don't mind me just trips rolling by
Freedom for the turtle
go away faggots. do it OP
I mean now rolling by
Now
Put in your anus and make picture
Space Program
I give up
Free
Give it a nice little home and nurture it.
His new name shall be Wolf Dick
boil him
Welp, he's dead jim
microwave for 5 seconds on high wrapped in foil then space program
fuck it in the ass
Release him!
Don't hurt it OP!
Kill yourself you dirty spic
Rest in RIP Pepe
Winrar
someone please get trips
Agreed, you're a faggot OP
Fuck it
Release him into the ocean. He is a sea turtle now.
if trips, set it on fire and urinate to extinguish the flames.
shameless reroll ftw
Winner, you are
The rest of this thread will be a bunch of fags desprately trying to get trips to save the turtle before OP gets our slow friend to the boiling pot.
That file name was longer than the lifespan you're trying to vouch for the turtle
Newfags.
OH YEAH
TRIPS
BUT GUESS WHAT
WAS ME
AND IM NOT ACTUALLY NOT OP
DO THIS OP
Beautiful. Post pics with timestamp OP!
CHEKD
YEAH
BUT GUESS WHAT
OP IS A FAG
AND DOESNT ACTUALLY HAVE THE TURTLE
KILL YOURSELF, FAGGOT
Shoulda Space Sup Forumsrogrammed it m8. We're always looking for new recruits and brave pilots.
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Umm no. Actually I am the real OP. And I respect trips. Turtle shall not an hero today.
Do you know what an hero means, dumbass? No shit the turtle wasn't going to kill itself
Oh spare me your faggotry. My patience is wearing thin for turtle soup.
Rolling for shits
Prove it bitch
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Kek
You already did. Stop trying so hard to act like you own the thread. Lol. Fucking pathetic.
Anyways. Gj guys. Turtle is not kill.
How about you eat your own dick. My dubs command it.
I'm not fucking acting like i own the thread. I'm trying to prove the opposite.
Roll
Boil it alive and then hang yourself fag
OP here I respect trips so the turtle gets to go
Then why did you claim to be OP when you clearly aren't OP?
No, I am the real OP. Fuck off