Found turtle on pavement during walk

Found turtle on pavement during walk
Dubs decide what I do

just eat it

Shove it's head in your anus

Winrar

Crack an egg on top of it

winrar

Chuck it

Put him in nearest bayou.

First dubs won. Will cook it when I get home

cant wait for it

Don't do that. No need to be an edgelord in front of some useless noncontributing to society anonymous NEETS.

Just release the little guy into a pond or wherever he may have come from. Let him live his little reptilian life to the fullest, or until nature takes its course.


>inb4 moralfag

Dangle cock in front of it's face.

take it to a shelter

don eat it

BTW, wash your hands. I have a part turtle just like that and he's covered in salmonella. I'm sure a wild turtle gas a lot more.

Poke him out of shell and eat it

OP here. I won't eat it if someone gets trips within the hour.

I second this, also, dubs

Don't eat the little guy you faggot. Release.

Don't do it fag

dubs

Reported for underage.

Roll

if you dont want me to eat it then why didn't you get trips?

Trips trumps dubs. Not that I ever get trips but meh. Let the turtle go OP.

fking eat it
>trips inc

Roll

I'm here for the turtle

One off

Freedom

Just wait for it, nigger.

>OP

Nooo

Lul

My trips say space program.

dubs have spoken

>check em

Roll
dont eat him

i mean these trips

Leave the poor guy alone, put him back from where he came

these trips right here.

Release him back into the wild

Don't do it fag

OP gonna eat a wild turtle?

Post pics

here

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dick in shell

Saved

Rolling for this

>Keep it as a pet.
>Feed it lettuce, various fruits & vegetables.
Turtles & tortoises are bros, man.

Don't mind me just trips rolling by

Freedom for the turtle

go away faggots. do it OP

I mean now rolling by

Now

Put in your anus and make picture

Space Program

I give up

Free

Give it a nice little home and nurture it.

His new name shall be Wolf Dick

boil him

Welp, he's dead jim

microwave for 5 seconds on high wrapped in foil then space program

fuck it in the ass

Release him!

Don't hurt it OP!

Kill yourself you dirty spic

Rest in RIP Pepe

Winrar

someone please get trips

Agreed, you're a faggot OP

Fuck it

Release him into the ocean. He is a sea turtle now.

if trips, set it on fire and urinate to extinguish the flames.

shameless reroll ftw

Winner, you are

The rest of this thread will be a bunch of fags desprately trying to get trips to save the turtle before OP gets our slow friend to the boiling pot.

That file name was longer than the lifespan you're trying to vouch for the turtle

Newfags.

OH YEAH
TRIPS
BUT GUESS WHAT
WAS ME
AND IM NOT ACTUALLY NOT OP

DO THIS OP

Beautiful. Post pics with timestamp OP!

CHEKD

YEAH
BUT GUESS WHAT
OP IS A FAG
AND DOESNT ACTUALLY HAVE THE TURTLE
KILL YOURSELF, FAGGOT

Shoulda Space Sup Forumsrogrammed it m8. We're always looking for new recruits and brave pilots.

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Umm no. Actually I am the real OP. And I respect trips. Turtle shall not an hero today.

Do you know what an hero means, dumbass? No shit the turtle wasn't going to kill itself

Oh spare me your faggotry. My patience is wearing thin for turtle soup.

Rolling for shits

Prove it bitch

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Kek

You already did. Stop trying so hard to act like you own the thread. Lol. Fucking pathetic.


Anyways. Gj guys. Turtle is not kill.

How about you eat your own dick. My dubs command it.

I'm not fucking acting like i own the thread. I'm trying to prove the opposite.

Roll

Boil it alive and then hang yourself fag

OP here I respect trips so the turtle gets to go

Then why did you claim to be OP when you clearly aren't OP?

No, I am the real OP. Fuck off