>come home from work
>find son practicing sex with a male friend
>"dad, you're embarrassing me. leave. pls."
How do you react?
Come home from work
Julian Watson
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Angel Lewis
Don't worry, son. Should I bring your Star Wars: the Force Awakens™ collection out?
Zachary Martin
gladly accept my wife's son's request
Nicholas Sanders
I throw him off the nearest roof because homosexuality is haram brothers
Grayson Bennett
>tfw no bf :(
Nathaniel Kelly
Or have him tested and then left out on some stones, like the greeks used to do with deformities.
Benjamin Nelson
Dude.
Are those guys, like, butt fucking or something?
Luis Howard
Bury him in the hole behind the tool shed.
Blake Perry
Tell him that if he wants to fuck men, he can do it in the privacy of some other place that's not where I am.
Tyler Anderson
Don't be so homophobic, dad.
Noah Thompson
*unzips dick*
Anthony Campbell
Tell him to stop shitposting on Sup Forums
Landon Kelly
Who are the haram brothers?
Parker King
No the guy that's bending over has opened up his dick for the other guy to put his in
Jacob Bell
Just because he's fucking a man doesn't mean he's gay.
Ryder Kelly
Why do the gays love buttsex? Doesnt that hurt when u take it in the ass?
Caleb Powell
*makes him some taquitos* Here ya go, son! Have fun
Jaxon Martin
go try it and report back to us
Carter Rivera
>He's never had his prostate simulated
Parker Stewart
most of them don't actually
Blake Fisher
>son is a full grown adult
>still living in my house
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
Luis Ortiz
eventually your ass muscle tears and if you ever get the urge to get a shit, then good luck holding that in, it's just gonna release into your underwear immediately and you can't do anything about it
Michael Allen
yeah if anyone had issues with boys having sex it was the greeks
Matthew Flores
leave
Carson Cox
Here's a (You) for that jpg
Liam Ross
yea people assume porn is like real life
but straight people dont have as much anal sex in real life as they do in porn either
Charles Phillips
>citation needed
Joseph Russell
getting fucked can be a lot more pleasurable than fucking
Bentley Gonzalez
need a citation on that citation of yours, mister I-want-to-be-spoonfeed
Liam Jenkins
You're the one making an outrageous claim that is out of the ordinary. Why should I believe gay men just shit their pants all the time? I know plenty of middle-aged gay men. Surely about half of them are bottoms, no? Why aren't they wearing adult diapers?
Leo Howard
if you are a cuck
Dominic Harris
Prob because their partner has a small dick in terms of girth
Alexander Williams
Middleaged gay men do tend to smell like shit user
Nicholas Clark
>I pulled some nonsense out my asshole and now I'm mad because someone called me out on it