Why didnt yoda train both the twins on dagobah?

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Wasn't Dagobah a dark side planet or some shit?

You can't raise babies in a swamp environment. You didn't see the snakes crawling through Yoda's house?

Because the old way of the Jedi had failed. Yoda talks about this in AotC, the Jedi had become too arrogant and overconfident, even Yoda is too cocky when he faces Sidious and loses because of it. The Sith had changed, while the Jedi had not. This had to change, so they let the twins grow up and bring their own fresh perspective on things. Besides, Dagaboah was too strong in the dark side for children to live on.

The code forbids it.

who makes the youngling laser swords?

Mexicans

walmart.

Which one of them is the Snoke?

Why did Anakin kill the younglings?
Couldn't normal Stormtroopers do this just as well?

why didn't lucas just use the first draft.

Uhh they had lil lazer swords, they would've gone to town on troopers

They were dealing relatively fine with normal Jedi.

Not a Dagobah without OP sucking a dick

I wonder if any of these little fucks have ever went all "Columbine" on their classmates before?

Or accidently stabbed the kid standing next to them with their fucking lethal, not a goddamn toy, light saber?

tak yo mammas cock outta your god dammed hand when you type user.

great plot for a movie user.

>jedi academy - rookie rage.

A massive pedo ring was unconvered by a young padawan but no jedi will believe him so he takes matters into his own hands.

Yeah, the jedi cut them down like they are butter

why wasn't that scene shot and placed in the movie.what knid of shite drugs were the star wars team taking on set and in the idea room.

no purple lights why?

Yoda created Vader. Anakin comes to that little green midget for advice and all he gets is "Suppress your feelings you must". No wonder he fucking went nuts.

Anakin is an ungrateful pleb

nobody likes kids raised by their grandparents.

3 of the most powerful force users on the same planet and one of them is yoda? if thats not a big flashing sign saying " hey annie your kids who you thought was dead and your former teacher who fucked you over are on this planet" doesn't get vader's attention.

Kylo Ren?

This is basically Kylo Rens backstory user

This. The jedi are a bunch of creepy turboautists.

If you wanted to get married you either become a supervillain or hide her like she's in witness protection.

yet Yoda specifically goes to Dagobah because it's rife with the dark side and would hide his presence. Only reason Vader and Sheev discovered Luke was his piloting prowess at the Death Star. neither could sense him on Dagobah later. The whole reason for torturing Han was to bring him out of hiding.

dark vader standing right in-front of his POWERFUL FORCE user daughter and points practically inches away from her face shouting " I want those plans" or some shit.
Yet HE STILL CANT SENSE ANYTHING.

Is STAR WARS dead ?

because of the prequls

There will be a Star Wars movie every year, until the end of time.

>pray for nuclear holocaust

Oh shit that blood splatter against the wall

Yeah, I wish Lucas went over this better. He hinted at it a lot, he has more or less said that Qui-Gon was right about everything and he was a 'renegade' master.

The Jedi had become a weird cult of people who had fallen for their own ideology and believed to have conquered emotion when Anakin, an intensely emotional young man comes into their training. None of them know what the fuck to do with him. And he ends up destroying them, then the Jedi learn that they did not have the kind of control they believed to have, that their ways were flawed.

Yoda's Dagobah vacation was all about meditating and communing with Qui-Gon's ghost to figure out exactly where and how the Jedi went wrong, preparing to use this info to change the next generation of the order. This is why Luke was taught to love, why he was taught to confront his emotions rather than meditating them away.

Yoda expresses great uncertainty as Luke leaves in part because he does not know if this new training, the new myth of the metals he's created, is going to be a good one.

I always interpreted it as neutral but strong with the force, though i could be talking shit..........

Training lightsabers, also known as training sabers[6] and practice sabers, were actual lightsabers that possessed a highly intensified electromagnetic containment field which was far more difficult to penetrate than that of a standard lightsaber. Thus the energy which formed the blade was better contained and able to do far less damage, and would result in welts, bruises, and minor burns instead of amputation or death. This feature could be readjusted by a fully trained Jedi to enable a Knight or Master to utilize a trainee's weapon in emergencies. These types of lightsabers were commonly used by Jedi Initiates and younglings.

The same people who made Yoda's

aren't jedi supposed to make their own though? after going to some far, far away planet to get the crystal then using the force and shit?

>dat twilek ass in the back

wew

No you damn pleb.

You go to Jedi school and you get good grades and if you get into an advanced placement jedi class you get to use baby lightsabers and if you're highly skilled you get a full ride to jedi college.

If you don't get good jedi grades in jedi high school you don't get to use the baby lightsabers instead you have to go to jedi shop class and you make lightsabers for the jedi chads and stacies

Nah, the prequels were fucked from the start. The Jedi never get married? The Jedi steal other people's children? I mean even if the parents agree to that it's still fucked up.