will he literally recover from this?
Will he literally recover from this?
I hope he desont, i could never stand that cunt: dued ignoranza lmao
Why the fuck was he evn in France, we have better strikers and he doesnt even play at Juve, same for Sturaro
I thought he was black when I first saw him
he was unironically brought in at the 121th minute to take that penalty
did Conte ask him to take it like a madman? What did he mean by it?
He's le work rate generous man, and Conte loves that kind of players.
Didn't Elsha take penalties back at Milan, anyway?
he will literally actually unironically literally TSSUUUUU literally yes
He scored 8 goals in 24 appearances and aproximately 1050 minutes, that's a higher goal % than Sperming, Sburridge and the likes. With that and the fact he always played better as a sub in mind Conte called him hoping he had le surprise killer striker.
What he failed to realize is that Zaza has literally no self-control
>Comes in
>Starts kicking people around
>Higher goal % than the English Balotelli and the black Wilshere
Not surprised.
le leave penalties to me man
>He's le work rate generous man,
So is Belotti, but he can actually score
>He scored 8 goals in 24 appearances
yeah with Dybala feeding him against Genoa alredy down 2-0 usually
>Zaza scores okay goals
>HE GOT FEEDED
>Morata scores like 20 goals in 100 games most of which were literally spoonfed on the goal line by Tevez and Dybala
>LE NEW RAUL GONZALES BIANCO
He isn't?
Morata is overrated too, still better than Zaza
Morata hype is the most incredibly constructed shit in world football
he's barely above average at best and he gets called world class
his only real quality is that he delivers under pressure - usually
He's not black, just south Italian
what did he mean by this?
...
Colour me surprised. Honestly thought he was the token nigger.
>look ref, thats how Chinese talk
i did not expected answer
fucking kartoffel
Untermensch detektiert
When an Italian or South American does this, they're passionate
When a German does it, he's a cunt
Really makes you think
He doesn't even look black, more arabic if you really want to shoehorn it.
Your coach got memed by his penalty statistics
Of course, it wasn't the decisive penalty and it was only in a quarter final. He will just have to endure getting memed on.
He looks like an autist throwing a tantrum 2bh.
>2-1
you cunts should have taken Giovinco
>muh MLS
he's a fucking beast
There's that word again. Literally.
He really is, I can't understand why gonde didn't call him
t. Mehmet üzümcü
He's actually just imitating the Italian way of talking, mamma mia ragazzi molto bene ciao tortelloni mario
Oh.
Would have never guessed, honestly. I just thought he was being obnoxious.
while sitting on the bench as 5th (fifth) striker of juventus?
Yes, I'm sure sp will eventually forget this.
Hasn't got the legs to be a long running meme. No jokes instead in that sentence
this, i cant believe people actually say he's world class and PL clubs are ready to splash 50m or so for him, redicolous
It's not missing the penalty. 6 players missed in just the first 10. It's the meme dance he did before
Being as mediocre and unremarkable as he is, this is the only thing he will be remembered for
So if he has scored would he still have been memed?
yeah, just as a succesfull madman
>end up having giaccherini,insigne and giovinco up attacking
it'd be pretty memey
successful :|
Of course, but maybe for a couple of days.
Manlet FC™
> ""Non posso farci niente - spiega -Dispiace perché stavamo facendo una cosa straordinaria"
>Ho tirato sempre così, ero convinto di poter far gol e del resto l’avevo spiazzato, ma la palla è partita ed è andata così.
>stavamo per fare una cosa straordinaria
you did, the birth of new meme is pretty extraordinary
>Giovinco
fuck off
If anything, Conte should've taken Gabbiadini (I know he's not a pure striker) or Belotti
Translate it. Most of us don't speak New Jerseyan.
>he's always done it like that
>the one time he fucks up he gets memed into oblivion
Memes ruin people
"We wanted to do something great"
"I've always kicked the ball like that, but this time it went off"
Italian media seems nice to Zaza, I thought he would be roasted alive
we are not England
Eh, it's mostly Pellè we're angry at, but we aren't that mad at the NT.
They did well, we're proud of them.
he still got is fair share of epic meme on social media tho. And people were mad as fuck at Pellè
He was really mad almost all game. Why? Frustrated because he's not scoring?
>Log into facebook
>Find this
No, he will recover only figuratively.
Kek
Italians no longer give a shit about soccer. It's evident by the decline of their league.
Your memes are out of date, Pablo.
Thats sad to hear. Its like Italians stopped eating pasta
Yes.
He's mocking the italian cunt that dived.
kane is worse
there was where he is waiting in front of a toilet
Morata did some pretty clutch stuff and has some legit skill.
Kane is just a meme, holy fuck.
I was being sincere. I used to love watching Milan when they had Maldini, Gattusso, Pirlo, Nesta, Seedorf, Shevchenko, and Kaka. Seria A was fucking stacked back then. Now it's just Juventus dominating with a slightly above average team. If you watch a Seria A game on television these days you'll see that often half of the stadium is empty.
That doesn't change the positive Serie A trend though, it's about to overcome the EPL in the UEFA coefficient.
ITS WAS JUST A PRANK BRO
Slighty above average? They are one of top team in Europe.
you've cut it right at the moment when he smiles at his own antics
>Juventus
>slightly above average team
it's better than anything the memePL has to offer
People still hype Kane?
>Add Pjanic to juve midfield
>Khedira on the bench
Too bad for meme alves and memedzukic though.
Alves wont have to track back too much and is great going forward
Mandzukic is indeed pretty bad but they still need to replace Morata so they'll buy someone.
Not even sure i'm going to follow SerieA this year
WHEN I WAS-core