Vaguely describe the plot of a video game so anons can guess it

Vaguely describe the plot of a video game so anons can guess it.

u are dragonborn

you idiot

wat

minecraft?

>Be pink blob
>Eat shit

Fucking newfags, man

kirby

Great, that was easy.
>Pew Pew Pew
>Animals with severed legs

...

star fox

Star Fox

Gg.

>save the land by slaughtering all its animals

>have you seen my son?

>Bunch of cars
>All cars have guns in them
>Shoot and destroy all the other drivers
>No clown in this one

Fallout 4

>Dicks
>Aliens
>Fame
Am i really the only one contrib00ting

saints row IV

Saints Row the Third

Vigilante 8?

After three years of hard work, your most important decision is to pick a color.

yes
>edgemaster9000
>series never ends

>Gonna swap girl for guns
>Plan goes to shit
>Take her across country
>Save her

>HUD = final boss
>who figured

Damn right.

The last thread I was I didn't include the last line and all the answers were Twisted Metal.

Either one works

>walk around desert
>play with sports gear
>crucify peeps
>Profit

Top kek.

Mass Effect franchise.

Call of Duty?

The last of us

Monsters
Poop in toilet
Guide around
Fight
Death means egg

not call of duty, doesnt have enough edgyness

>World war 2
>Big prototype boom
>Current day
>The squad doesnt know its looking for the big prototype boom
>CYKA BLYAT!?!

>Be in lab
>Doing experiments and shit
>Suddenly Aliens
>Everyone is after me for some reason
>Never say a word

>on Mars
>have electric powers
>ethical choices

Duke nukem?

>have 3 lives

Half-life

Deus ex : HR

Bravely Default?

>kill aliens
>do science
>visit an alien realm
>have a gotee

Hl

Nope

Newfags detected! XD

Sounds like Singularity.

>Post-apocalyptic world
>Use slaves to survive

Wrong. HINT:Game is from 2009

Heavy Rain

Yes.

>Move to America
>Lame ass cousin keeps calling me to go bowling
>He always calls when I am doing important stuff
>I fucking hate bowling

>go-karts

>in desert
>2 friends
>guns, boom, boom, boom
>it takes a strong man to...

K

Jak x combat racing?

Mad max, cmon guys

Forza 3 horizon

Mushrooms turtles bricks

definitely south park

Gta IV

>get kidnapped by an obese woman
>your overprotective father kills everything to find you
>in the end discover you were the bad guy the whole time

Gran turismo

Donkey Kong

Skyrim

>hanging with friends playing game
>come home late, no one home
>weird noises from Gameboy
>get sucked in game
>find a way out

The Witch's House?

I kek'd

Pretty heavy

Heavy rain

halo

>secret phrase is not so secret
>loli's
>communism manifestno

Bad Company 2

You guys cant guess the game. Prove me wrong.
>PROTIP:You can't

Concurs bad fur day

Not quite

Yep.

>Wake up in manor
>Can't remember shit
>Why it is so dark here
>Oh god what is that sound?
>Spend a lot of time hiding behind stuff

Spec Ops: The Line

God damnit. Winrar hard.

amnesia:dark descent

wake up in a cryopod, taken underground, learn powers/abilities, the world isnt real, you're not real

LAVITZZZZ!!!

Dude. It's done. Star Fox

wait fuck i think i know this one
mars war logs?

Luigi's Mansion

Dishonored?

nope

>also has intense feels

>Medieval fantasy world
>Kill monsters and shit
>Shitty horse AI

>You are the definition of patriotic.
>Aliens n shit
>The matrix thingy
>Dubstep

nope

>Security guard gets fucked up by robots

>Becomes robot to exact revenge

>Humanity's future, or whatever

Bioshock Infantes

No. Chances are you haven't heard of it.

Tip:
>no actual lore
>actually an underrated gem

Resident evil

You're a super soldier. All the dialogue is semi autistic. Someone pisses themself in every instalment. Weebs praise the franchise.

Binding of Isaac?

Black ops 3

>Boats
>Racing
>Space
>Animals

Right.

>Some hot naked Indian chick is tied to a log
>I am totally erect
>Rape ensues

Saints row iv?

deus ex:human revolution
saints row IV

>Be Praying
>Be Praying
>Be Praying

Too vaguely put faggit