OFFICIAL METS VS. CUBS GAMETHREAD

sweep? edition

Thor vs. Lester

lineups

>Gary talking about how Mets won without Grandy
>Hits a HR

Like magic

>Gary talking about how terrible the Cubs have been with RISP
>Rizzo gets a hit

spooky

WHERE ARE ALL THE CUB FANS???

We homerun scoring again?

in the thread, watching jon lester give up a homer to wilmer flores?

lets get this sweep boys

DINGERS

>best team in baseball they said

>Giving one up to Rivera

Lester and Cubes getting BTFO

btw, Plawecki is hitting .304/.370/.478 in eight games in Vegas

LOL, the cusb are bad.

>walking the pitcher

>hitting in Vegas
>accomplishment

Pick one

WHERE'S

Haha it keeps getting better

I think I should have added a "fwiw" after the "btw"

where were when the mets vanquished the cubs menace once and for all?

any met bros scared if we make the postseaso n face the cubs again?

last year they swept us in the regular season n we knocked them out in the nlcs


help

im scared

Probably would have been better. Career minor leaguers rake in Vegas, it's the minors equivalent to Coors.

Is the Cusb meme officially over?

i'm only really scared of the giants in the NL, whenever we play them they get like 20 singles against us
maybe the nats too

>zombie nation starts playing

you'll blow these bums out of the water again

Cubs curse activates

Giants even meme and Washington Murphys are worse

>there's still only one out

fuck new york city and fuck the mets, just get to the all star break so everybody can heal

>John lelster

LOL

1.3 INNINGS

>1.1 innings
>at least 8 earned runs

About fucking time regression hit the damn Cubs. Pitchers like Jason Hammel having a sub 3 era all year was god damn ridiculous.

And dont bitch about health. Eveybody is dealing with injuries the Mets included.

The shorthand is actually .1 or .2 for a pitcher going 1/3 or 2/3 innings.

Is the magic in the uniforms?

don't we have a losing record wearing the throwbacks this year? i think it's the sleeves

>"elite" pitching matchup

>cubes

>4 pitch walk

>When the Mets don't hit a home run they're 5-22
Holy shit that's bad

>RISP

At least we'll make the playoffs after this slump. What do the Sox have more than dwindling attendance?

Not to the extent the Cubs are, our third stringer just got injured. Also Cubs lost their chief slugger at the start of the season who also happened to be our main catcher. Granted it allowed Ross to shine, but Montaro is dogshit.

A World Series this century.

rising fastball too OP

I thought Schwarber played Left Field?

>Get a Worlds Series because everyone else shit the bed that year
>Will eternally be considered Chicago's 2nd baseball team since the Cubs will always be be Chicago's 1st baseball team
Enjoy being the crownless king.

>mfw reading that

RISP
I
S
P

Only 2 teams have gone 11-1, the White Sox are one of them.


You're trash and your team is trash.

>3 RBI's for the worst hitter on the roster


>cusb

>Implying a meme run is something to be proud of.

Fun fact, when the Cubs were trash, they still got more people to watch their games than when the sox were 'good'.

Or we could always focus on how the Indians are buttfucking you in the standings and there's no end to the free fall.

>2014

At least White Sox fans have violent ghetto niggers to blame for not going to games. What's your excuse?

>tfw you're the best pitcher in the NL

>I rate Le steroid meme pitcher

>55
confirmed
but i don't rate arrieta at all user

Mark my words, cuck. Synder will be tested and his test will be positive. No one can pitch 100+ mph pitchers withou steroids.

>snyder
top lel

le crying man does it again folks

It just won't stop

>Cherry picks an image
>Ignores the raw data where the Cubs blew the Sox out of total attendance, yet again.

So you admit that Sox fags are bunch of pussies. Good to know.

L

You're so mad. Are you upset because your team got exposed? Relax friend. Get a big black south side nigger to cuck you. You'll feel better.

hey misutametto and company, get your broom out!!!!

Keith clearly doesn't know about something that causes me great concern.

Do people not know that balls were manufactured differently during the 90s? That they were much more hitter-friendly? That this is to blame for much of the uptick in offense in the so-called "steroid era?"

Hungover as fuck. Just woke up.
>cubes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>cherrypicking fans
most Sox fans were cool when they played the Mets last month. Apparently he's their cancerous faggot. Ignore him.

so NL central confirmed babby division, right?

>reddit/tumblr aren't here

What is so frustrating to watch is the lack of fight this team displays. If they get down by 2+ runs you can be sure they will only ever roll over pitches and leave men in scoring position. Unfortunately I feel this is a product of joes coddling, and his steadfast belief is "less is more"

maybe it's a product of joe maddon leaving pitchers in far too long once his team gets down by more than a couple runs
>manager of the year they said

Oh my god shut up about the presidents already.

no, your pitching is just regressing
it was never as good as the mets pitching

>swept the past 3 series vs winning teams, all the coach's fault

you sounds like a nigger in the NBA

It should be Washington, Lincoln, JFK and a spot for the current president. One representative from each century.

He's got no options with relief, the bullpen is a joke save for Wood. They banked on the offense keeping this team afloat during rough stretches, but they have crazily underperformed in clutch situations. Oh we're down 4-1 in the 3rd, let's just get em tomorrow..

what a beautiful swing

>pretending like a little offensive blip from Flores will at all influence his position on this team
please, the New York Bone Spurs need to just demote him and get it over with

>1908

SO
MANY
MEALS

Frick this gay earth.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The Curse is real
Believe in the GOAT

Mets pitchers have the cubs downloaded

AYY Montero can throw a strike

>Mets giving away fedoras July 9th

ayy lmao

>giving up 6 hits in 1 game to Wilmeme Flores

6/6

LE CRYING MAN YES

COMEBACK BEGINS NOW

Aren't we supposed to collapse after the All Star break?

>verrett

nice series cubs lmao

Wait, today was Cespedes sleeve day at Citi field.

the books!

METS WIN

Thanks for reviving the season cubes

>guys the season's over
>who we playing next
>the chicago cubs
>oh wait never mind lol